Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec) is a real man and he wants you to be one as well. And the way to start your journey to man-town is with this hand-forged from poplar and walnut kazoo that, when put to your mouth, will transform you into a Viking King.
Don't believe me?
Listen to the words of the Man-God Offerman himself:
A boys kazoo is made out of plastic. A man's kazoo is hand crafted from wood. There's no better way to attract a mate than to croon with this poplar and walnut kazoo. And this 'miracle pocket saxophone' fits in your tool belt for easy access. OWS Wooden Kazoo. "Kazoo need one"
Need I say more?
Source: Uncrate
