Nothing is better than waking up in a comfy bed filled with blood and the noggin of your beloved racehorse eternally resting beside you.
Of course, that may just be my predilection.
Now, if you happen to be a huge Godfather fan and are in need of some new linens, then perhaps a selection of Horse Head Pillowcases might be up your alley.
Just imagine how awesome it would be to watch someone who wronged you turn down their bed at night only to see a severed horse head on their pillow. Why I believe your point would come across clearly while still providing a restful night of comfort on a 30% cotton/70% polyester blend pillowcase.
Win/Win!
It's wonderful that you can terrorize a person with sheets isn't it?
Source: Laughing Squid
