The gentlemen you are about to meet (via the video below) is Will Keith. He is not famous for any reason, nor is he especially gifted in any way known to man.
He is, however, completely against water bottles and has made it his life's work to destroy them with swords and/or knives, before uploading the carnage on YouTube for, presumably, the head of Water Bottle City to see and feel fear.
Will Keith's best "kills" are in the following video and I'm sure you will be incredibly impressed with his skill and vagrant disregard for recycling.
I'm pretty sure his war cry is (and I'm quoting a YouTube commenter here) "Destroy All the Water, Drink All the Mayonnaise"
Source: Obvious Winner
