There is no greater love in the entire world than love you have for yourself.
Oh sure, there are some people that will go on and on about the love a parent has for a child and blah, blah, blah but really, when that mewling offspring is screaming about something incoherent at the grocery store, don't you think that parent is really wishing they could just walk right out the store, get into their car and never stop driving?
Of course they are...because they love themselves more than that horrible beast that was created during a moment of drunken passion.
And why not celebrate that level of narcissism by creating a wonderful little cardboard army of yourself to hang out with.
From the folks at Foldable.Me you can create a likeness of yourself for only $11.99 that will then shipped to you so that you can fold your persona up into a little boxy person who can travel with you anywhere.
Think of it as a testament to your awesomeness.
But, if you are the kind of person that feels awkward about loving yourself more than the world, then feel free to create various versions of your friends and family members to give away for the holidays.
I'm pretty sure they would love it.
Source: Kid Crave
