The wedding of Chloe and Jimmy is here, so that means it’s time for some marital bliss.
Well, at least it would be if this were any other show.
But it’s Smallville and that means no one can have nice things and these nuptials are going to be interrupted by an alien being of unimaginable strength.
All right, who’s the dick that invited Doomsday?
The Random:
1. Chloe is simply stunning as the happy bride. It’s too bad her happiness doesn’t even get to last as long as a Kardashian marriage. For shame.
2. Ollie is really getting more unhinged, now isn’t he? His quest for vengeance against Lex after discovering he might still be alive is making our little archer a bit batty.
3. Remember when Davis was just a random paramedic? Yeah, that was before he started blacking out and transforming into Doomsday and killing things. Now he’s the ultimate in wedding crashers.
Well, at least it would be if this were any other show.
But it’s Smallville and that means no one can have nice things and these nuptials are going to be interrupted by an alien being of unimaginable strength.
All right, who’s the dick that invited Doomsday?
The Random:
1. Chloe is simply stunning as the happy bride. It’s too bad her happiness doesn’t even get to last as long as a Kardashian marriage. For shame.
2. Ollie is really getting more unhinged, now isn’t he? His quest for vengeance against Lex after discovering he might still be alive is making our little archer a bit batty.
3. Remember when Davis was just a random paramedic? Yeah, that was before he started blacking out and transforming into Doomsday and killing things. Now he’s the ultimate in wedding crashers.
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This poor girl just cannot catch a damn break…
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The Awesome:
1. The pre-wedding scenes with Jimmy and Chloe’s obvious love for one another and Lois’ realization that she and Clark have something between them, coupled with the whole video montage in the beginning, really add a lot to the episode and make what happens all the more heartfelt and tragic. And I’m only partially talking about Lana returning for the wedding.
2. Lois just said, “You just have to make sure this part sticks up straight and then it slides right in.” Now I’m pretty sure she was talking about the cufflinks, but I’d like to think there was something dirty there because that’s where my mind went.
3. Finally, after nine episodes of teases and the name being bandied about, we get our first glimpses of Davis as Doomsday and they really got the creepiness factor down as he’s just a total force of nature tearing his way through the wedding party, tossing Clark like a ragdoll, and kidnapping Chloe while Jimmy’s defense of his bride is as heroic as it gets. And guess who got his hands on a bootleg copy of the tragedy? Lex frikkin’ Luthor, that’s who.
1. The pre-wedding scenes with Jimmy and Chloe’s obvious love for one another and Lois’ realization that she and Clark have something between them, coupled with the whole video montage in the beginning, really add a lot to the episode and make what happens all the more heartfelt and tragic. And I’m only partially talking about Lana returning for the wedding.
2. Lois just said, “You just have to make sure this part sticks up straight and then it slides right in.” Now I’m pretty sure she was talking about the cufflinks, but I’d like to think there was something dirty there because that’s where my mind went.
3. Finally, after nine episodes of teases and the name being bandied about, we get our first glimpses of Davis as Doomsday and they really got the creepiness factor down as he’s just a total force of nature tearing his way through the wedding party, tossing Clark like a ragdoll, and kidnapping Chloe while Jimmy’s defense of his bride is as heroic as it gets. And guess who got his hands on a bootleg copy of the tragedy? Lex frikkin’ Luthor, that’s who.
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| This isn’t what the priest meant when she asked if anyone had any objections to this union… |
The WTF?!:
1. Green Arrow tracks Lex down to Cuba and thinks that he’s finally got a shot to kill him once and for all, but inadvertently kills a mannequin…and winds up tussling with Lana, who’s also tracking clues about Lex and ninjaing her way through it. Luckily with less than three hours to go before the wedding, Ollie managed to get to Cuba, walk around and track “Lex,” fight Lana, and bring her back for the reception. Queen Industries manufactures warp drives apparently.
2. Clark, you’re finally making the move on Lois and you’re centimeters from sealing the deal and what do you do? You get distracted by Lana coming back like you’re a dog with a laser pointer. You dumb bastard. The girl left you like a deadbeat dad going out for smokes and you’re going to get all doe-eyed again? Dude. Come on.
3. Clark was knocked out pretty quick, partly due to Kryptonite, but he seriously couldn’t have used his superspeed to go after Doomsday? This thing isn’t exactly stealthy. It’s leaving a trail of destruction everywhere it goes and went right to the Fortress, the first frikkin’ place Clark should be checking given his conversation with Jor El last time out.
1. Green Arrow tracks Lex down to Cuba and thinks that he’s finally got a shot to kill him once and for all, but inadvertently kills a mannequin…and winds up tussling with Lana, who’s also tracking clues about Lex and ninjaing her way through it. Luckily with less than three hours to go before the wedding, Ollie managed to get to Cuba, walk around and track “Lex,” fight Lana, and bring her back for the reception. Queen Industries manufactures warp drives apparently.
2. Clark, you’re finally making the move on Lois and you’re centimeters from sealing the deal and what do you do? You get distracted by Lana coming back like you’re a dog with a laser pointer. You dumb bastard. The girl left you like a deadbeat dad going out for smokes and you’re going to get all doe-eyed again? Dude. Come on.
3. Clark was knocked out pretty quick, partly due to Kryptonite, but he seriously couldn’t have used his superspeed to go after Doomsday? This thing isn’t exactly stealthy. It’s leaving a trail of destruction everywhere it goes and went right to the Fortress, the first frikkin’ place Clark should be checking given his conversation with Jor El last time out.
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| “Despite having spent most of my divorce settlement and embezzled funds, and having absolutely zero marketable skills, I’m somehow still able to gallivant around the world like Kane from Kung Fu…” |
