I'm sure being married to God is difficult what with having to live in poverty and never getting to have sex and stuff, but can the turmoil of a bad marriage lead to a life of petty crime?
The answer, I'm afraid, is yes, judging by how stealthy Sister Mary Sticky Fingers is in lifting a 40oz from a cooler.
I do appreciate her nonchalance about committing a crime though and how she tries to make up for her sin by looking as though she's only interested in a bottle of water... BEFORE STEALING A SECOND CAN OF BEER.
Confession is going to be a doozy this week.
Source: Geekologie
