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GAME OF THE PORCELAIN THRONES: Taking A Dump Has Never Felt More Powerful

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I don't know about you but when I'm spending some alone-time filling my toilet with high-quality waste product, I often imagine myself as a powerful queen who is adored and feared by her subjects (usually played by my menagerie of pets). And as I give my proclamations between breaking wind, the force of my power becomes evident and my subjects bow down before me in servitude and all is well in my kingdom.

It is a glorious, glorious time.

And now, thanks to this wonderful Game of Thrones decal, I can appear even more majestic while expelling filth from my rectum.

My friends, just imagine how incredibly powerful you will feel sitting on your own throne, pushing out a butt baby in the cold, harsh light of day while having this amazing decal at your back.

You'll be practically regal.

And doesn't everyone want to experience that feeling while suffering through explosive diarrhea?

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