In the last year or so I have seen some amazing theme guitars and ukeleles on the market, but this Super Mario guitar really kicks ass.
I mean look at it:
How can you not get moist just staring at its glossy loveliness?
Think about it, I'm a chick so naturally I have thing for musicians, which means guitar players are gonna be worthy enough to part me from my panties, and then of course it has Mario on it, which, from a gamer girl stand point, is like simply the best video game character ever (besides Claire Redfield from Resident Evil).
Put those two things together and BAM! you have the makings of an evening that will most likely end with a police record and a vow of silence.
And yes, the guitar is expensive ($995) but the memories that you will have with a chick who is all about the Mario Guitarr as a result of you owning this glorious instrument is priceless.
I'm just saying.
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