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PLAY WITH MY CROTCH: The Etch-A-Sketch Belt Buckle Makes It Easy To Interact With Drunk People

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I wish I had this belt buckle back when I was in the heyday of my clubbing years because it would have made my pick-up line to gentlemen a bit less awkward (the line: "Wanna Touch It?").

Alas, I'm no longer single and nowadays if I want my significant bother to spelunk my nether region all I have to do is lift up my shirt and say "It sure is hot out".

But I still might buy an Etch-a-Sketch belt buckle just because it would certainly make those long boring minutes in the grocery store line go by a little easier, especially if I could Etch myself various body parts on it (I have the mind of a fourteen-year-old boy, blame the all the comic books I read).


Of course, the line might move faster seeing how the other customers might assume I'm playing with my crotch and move to a different cashier.

Win-Win!

Source: Incredible Things



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