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STAR WARS "FORCE" GLOVE: It May Be the Only Thing You'll Need To Successfully Parent A Mildly Impressionable Child

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First off, let's get the basic info out of the way. This educational toy includes- a Force Glove, a glove magnet, a magnetic base, two targets and a learning guide which will allow children and stupid people to learn all about magnetism (Basically it comes down to putting on the glove and moving around the two toys as if you were drenched in Jedi power and impressing those who still believe in magic and Santa Claus).

Now for the fun part.

As a parent you are always trying to find ways to get those little assholes who crawled out of your nether region (or the nether region of your significant bother) to do what you say right? And, of course, they always give you shit, but when those horrible little jerks see you MOVE OBJECTS WITH THE POWER OF YOUR MIND (with the help of the glove) it will remind them of how little effort it would take to rip their spines from their bodies.

Now, this act of manipulation will only work on young kids or really stupid tweensters, but at least you'll have a fighting chance to experience a few moments of peace before they realize that it's just a trick and you have no real power over them.

And really, isn't that worth the $20?

Source: Red Ferret



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