Well, holy monkey-love Batman (wait, that doesn't work in this universe).
Here we have a lovely Iron Man handbag created by Deviant Artist Goddess908 who explains how she made such an awesome carry-all for all your stupid crap "It's...made from red clothing leather, gold coated suede and red dyed tooling leather. Entirely hand sewn and assembled (yes, my fingers are sore!) Featuring my very own Arc Reactor (!) and EL wire. Took just under 2 weeks, and will take a longer over-shoulder strap too."
And, for the love of Tony Stark it lights up!
You know, looking at something like this gives me a pain of jealousy that burns between the cheeks of my ass, I mean, when I start tooling around with various craft projects they all end up looking as if they were handcrafted by that mutant fiddler playing boy in Deliverance. Just once I'd like to make something that was even a smidgen this cool. But alas, my talents lie in the realm of the uncrafty and I am left feeling inferior, as usual.
(sigh)
Too bad Ms. Goddess908 isn't selling this bag, at least then I would have something worthwhile for people to covet (other than my general awesomeness).
Source: Incredible Things