Back in the day my mom used to dye white foods various colors so I would eat them (I had this thing about honky food) and thanks to her I grew up thinking cauliflower was actually purple so naturally, I looked like a dumbass to all the other kids who were smart and had parents that didn't lie to them about food colorings.
But perhaps these edible eye stick-ems might work a little bit better seeing how they don't actually mask the color of the vegetable, just impart a bit of sentient-like being to them what the eye ball thing.
Which is great health-wise because kids can learn to eat their veggies and grow big and strong (even though they are eating something with a face and are essentially being taught how to murder and devour their prey).
Perfect.
I don't see how this could go wrong at all.
Source: Badder Homes and Gardens