After last episode’s nuptials, Smallville gets back to smashing stuff up as Clark tries to put an end to an underground fight club where Titan, another Phantom Zone escapee, is owning fools left and right.
Luckily, Lois smells a story with the fight club and decides to dress in tight leather to get to the bottom of it.
The Random:
1. Clark sure has gone off the deep end since Lana and Lex tied the knot, but at least he’s not moping as much, so there’s that.
2. It always amazes me that the authorities can never find these underground fight clubs despite having task forces and such, but seemingly any knuckle dragging moron can always get there with no effort.
3. Clark must be sure the millionth corrupt employee from the institution will be dealt with decisively because he shows off his abilities right in front of him in a parking lot. Of course, fighting Lois in a cage match is going to make his act a bit tougher. Either way, it should come as no shock that Mr. Fight Promoter dies pretty hard.
The Awesome:
Luckily, Lois smells a story with the fight club and decides to dress in tight leather to get to the bottom of it.
The Random:
1. Clark sure has gone off the deep end since Lana and Lex tied the knot, but at least he’s not moping as much, so there’s that.
2. It always amazes me that the authorities can never find these underground fight clubs despite having task forces and such, but seemingly any knuckle dragging moron can always get there with no effort.
3. Clark must be sure the millionth corrupt employee from the institution will be dealt with decisively because he shows off his abilities right in front of him in a parking lot. Of course, fighting Lois in a cage match is going to make his act a bit tougher. Either way, it should come as no shock that Mr. Fight Promoter dies pretty hard.
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Yeah, try keeping your mind on the fight, dude…
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The Awesome:
1. Obviously the WWE’s Kane isn’t known for his acting ability, but he does a damn good job playing the crazy Zoner, Titan by making the fights look much more convincing than usual.
2. Between the blonde bombshell and Lois in red leather, and their borderline erotic scene, the eye candy in this episode is giving me diabetes…and I’m totally good with that.
3. Clark beats Titan with a move out of a Street Fighter game and inadvertently kills him, leading him to question how far he’s gone and how far he might have to go to put down all the Zoners. Luckily, Mama Kent is there to guide him through it and put him back on the path to being our greatest hero.
2. Between the blonde bombshell and Lois in red leather, and their borderline erotic scene, the eye candy in this episode is giving me diabetes…and I’m totally good with that.
3. Clark beats Titan with a move out of a Street Fighter game and inadvertently kills him, leading him to question how far he’s gone and how far he might have to go to put down all the Zoners. Luckily, Mama Kent is there to guide him through it and put him back on the path to being our greatest hero.
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Hell in a Cell! Hell in a Cell!
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The WTF?!:
1. Lana knows how much is on the line with her marriage, so you’d think the least she could do is pretend to act like she’s into it so Lex doesn’t get suspicious, but, naturally, you’d think incorrectly because she’s awful.
2. So, Chloe and Clark are working on a super secret story and they know Lois is snooping around for one herself…so they casually toss notes and photos about it in a trash can without being shredded for her to find. They’re smooth.
3. Lana is just finding out about her doctor’s death after a week, and only because she supposedly miscarried, and still she doesn’t suspect anything is up with Lex? Maybe once she tries to retrieve her records and finds out they’ve gone missing, she’ll wake up…
1. Lana knows how much is on the line with her marriage, so you’d think the least she could do is pretend to act like she’s into it so Lex doesn’t get suspicious, but, naturally, you’d think incorrectly because she’s awful.
2. So, Chloe and Clark are working on a super secret story and they know Lois is snooping around for one herself…so they casually toss notes and photos about it in a trash can without being shredded for her to find. They’re smooth.
3. Lana is just finding out about her doctor’s death after a week, and only because she supposedly miscarried, and still she doesn’t suspect anything is up with Lex? Maybe once she tries to retrieve her records and finds out they’ve gone missing, she’ll wake up…
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Did I say “missing?” I meant accidentally on purpose set on fire.
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