Okay, where to begin...ahem...this flesh-colored undergarment is geared toward cross dressers and cosplay fans who are of the male persuasion who would like to experience the loveliness of sporting a gigantic quim that could house small dogs.
Part of the appeal of these drawers is the accessible hole that you can either stick stuff into or pull stuff out of like a magician's top hat.
Now, as a chick with a well-worn, yet pleasantly comfortable crotch I have to criticize the over-all look of the panty vag.
First of all, the placement is all wrong. If women wore their lady parts this high up we'd have to pee laying down. Second, the hole is huge. Yes I know that babies can come out of it therefore it has the capability of becoming large but we don't walk around with it gaping open like a cave entrance. If we could, we would use it like a purse. And third, whoever sculpted the over-all look of the kitty obviously has never spent much time down there. It looks like a deformed pancake with a pocket for a butter pat.
Personally, if I were a gentleman looking to sport a beaver dam, I would try shopping elsewhere for a fauxgina instead of plopping down $128 for a pair of '80s thigh-highs with a misshapen twat sewn on the front. But that's just me.
Source: Incredible Things
