The minutes/hours I spend on the john is a highly spiritual one. I take comfort in the fact that I am truly alone on this journey of waste elimination and spend that time contemplating who I am, where I will be going and, of course, catching up on some comic book reading.
I never saw it as an adventure, but perhaps I should.
Imagine how exciting it would be to wipe your starfish clean with ink-stained paper that say the words POP! and FLUSH!? How could you stand the rush?
Okay, so comic book toilet paper isn't all that great, but it's cool for young kids who are learning that foaming in their pants isn't something they want to do forever. And yeah, wiping off their fecal matter with circa Batman 1968 TV font would probably make their day.
So buy a roll and move on with your life.
Source: Geeks Are Sexy
