Father's Day is one of those made-up holidays where we consumers are supposed to buy a present for our partial DNA givers to show how much we love them.
Which we already do every time we need money or to explain what the hell a Phillips screwdriver is.
But since dad is expecting a gift why not give him something that he never thought he would want:
Say something like ET's hand.
Okay,
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