When you are seven, the lure of the tooth fairy and all her wonderful bags of money is a strong one and sometimes you are willing to endure intense pain and/or disfigurement just for a taste of her coin.
When I was young and starting to lose my baby teeth, I learned that the hard white things in my mouth were apparently worth several pieces of silver, so I would tie even my non-loose teeth with string and attach it to a doorknob, hoping to rip my personal enameled ATM card right out of my head so that I could procure the funds necessary for an Archie comic.
I succeed only once in this en devour before I learned that a tooth not ready to leave the body will bleed and pain you a lot.
Now, the following kid in the video below has the right idea, shoot the tooth from your face by tying a string to a Nerf gun bullet tube and allowing the force and speed of it to rip it out of you.
Ingenious and quite painless good sir.
May the fat bag of fairy money bless you this fine evening.
Video after the break.
