I don't know what's worse, the fact that a slow news day equals a six-year-old's turd bomb during a test being broadcast as a breaking story or that the soon-to-be-horrified girl's mom decides that the tale of Fair Maiden Foamy Shorts needs to be shared with the world.
I'm guessing that there's gonna be a whole lot of therapy in that chick's future.
Source: Videogum