A Smallville High student loved the everyday dangers and death threats of school so much he decided to create a real life diorama to preserve it.And he chose Lana among others as part of his project.
Apparently he didn’t think about what Lana and forever would mean…
The Random:
1. When you’d rather spend the rest of your life in a facsimile of the school that’s seen more deaths on a regular basis than a nation at war, damn, is your life scewed.
2. Clark gets hot chicks to ask him to sign their yearbooks and it makes you realize yet again how much action he could have been getting had he not been obsessed with Lana.
3. Maybe Brendan would have had more success getting into college if he hadn’t spent so much time blackmailing his father into building this crazy place for him.
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“How can I focus on something silly like college when I can
build a brand new high school and break countless laws?” |
1. This episode scores points for the all around creepiness, both for the bizarre school simulacrum and Brendan’s ability to freeze people into living wax figurines—that shatter upon impact.
2. The mother and son Teague team kidnap the Luthors, unaware that Lionel gave Lana, of all people, the Kryptonian element, and Hostel like hijinx ensue.
3. Lionel kills Jason just as he’s about to reveal to Lex that Clark is connected to the Kryptonian artifacts. Lionel, Lionel, Lionel. Just whose side are you on…
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Oh, Dr. Quinn, you whacky little minx.
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The WTF?!:
1. Graduation is only a few days away and several students are obviously missing and yet things continue without missing a beat. I guess the school officials figure, “Eh, what’s a few more missing kids. It happens all the time.”
2. Seriously, how in the hell is there no psychologist on staff for this school, or team of them at least. That half these kids are a rejection away from becoming violent sociopaths should have been enough to warrant some sort of attention, you’d think.
3. It doesn’t really appear that Clark tried to even bother contacting the authorities about all the missing students no one else seems to care about, choosing instead to launch a rescue mission with Lois because, really, what were the cops going to do anyway?
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| Smallville High casualty #782. |
