Oh sweet and gentle Sith Lord of Snack Foods, thank you for bestowing upon your lowly people the great and powerful flavor of the BLT in chip form.
Because of you millions of people will feel your love and forgiveness. To you I pray:
Oh Heavenly Chip Baron which art in my bag. Hollow you shall be. Thy lap will crumb. Thy fullness be done. As it is in my cabinet. Give us this day our daily corn chip. And forgive us for eating it all. As we forgive those that snack without permission. And lead us not into obesity. But deliver us from Trans-Fat. To Thine is the snack pack, the tasty, and the goodness.Forever and ever. Amen.
Source: Laughing Squid
