The Kents hit the Finding a Baby in a Field Lotto once again and get stuck with a baby that ages quicker that Lindsay Lohan has on drugs.Oh, and his aging might wind up killing everyone.
I don’t think this is going to end well.
The Random:
1. If I found a baby in a smoldering crater, the last thing I’d do is jump in, and then stand there just taking in the fumes. Just saying.
2. The Incredible Exploding Evan thinks Lana and Clark are his parents. He’s more screwed than he realizes. Luckily, Lana is spreading her windmill propaganda to placate him because windmills are everyone’s lifelong dream.
3. This is like a bad—well, worse—episode of Teen Mom, complete with irresponsible teens and deadbeat dads. All it needs are some crappy photo album graphics and a monotone narration.
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“Dear MTV. I had no idea having an explosive baby would be so hard…”
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The Awesome:
1. It’s nice that the Luthors have another duplicitous family to play with in the Teagues. The only questions are who’s going to be betrayed and when.
2. Having Chloe know Clark’s secrets really adds a lot to her character and paves the way for her role as the Justice League’s Watchtower down the road.
3. Lionel being back to his old evil self is exactly what we’ve been waiting for and watching him hold the antidote over a poisoned Dr. Quinn is classic Luthor. Bravo.
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“YOU were going to gain the upper hand on ME? Bitch, please.”
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The WTF?!:
1. Smallville officials are awful liberal about giving away temporary custody of minors. “Oh, you found this baby in a crater? Well, finders keepers and all that, so you hold onto him until we find someone licensed.”
2. After all the shadiness Clark has seen LuthorCorp do over the years, he really thinks it’s the best idea to turn Evan over for experiments? Interesting. Or, you know, stupid.
3. Evan has been with the Kents for a few days, and the authorities haven’t even tried to check in or see him. It’s a good thing, too, considering he’s in his late teens. That would’ve been a tough thing to explain.
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| “Well, we DID find him and possession is 9/10 of the law, so we might as well…” |
