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DVD News: Marvel Announces Anime Feature: IRON MAN: RISE OF TECHNOVORE

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MARVEL ENTERTAINMENT AND SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT JAPAN ANNOUNCE THE RETURN OF IRON MAN ANIME IN
IRON MAN: RISE OF TECHNOVORE


Marvel Entertainment and Sony Pictures Entertainment Japan (SPEJ) announced today the return of iconic Super Hero, Iron Man, to the beloved world of anime in an all-new feature-length film, IRON MAN: RISE OF TECHNOVORE. Produced by Madhouse and currently in production in Japan, the film is slated for release on DVD in the spring of 2013.

Directed by Hiroshi Hamasaki (Shigurui, TEXHNOLYZE) with story by Brandon Auman (The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, Iron Man: Armored Adventures), the film explores a confrontation between Iron Man and the villainous Ezekiel Stane, who develops new bio-technology that seemingly outclasses the Iron Man armor. After Stane unleashes a terrorist attack and sets Tony up to take the fall, Iron Man must evade S.H.I.E.L.D.’s man hunt and find a way to clear his name.

Marvel’s Head of Television, Jeph Loeb to reveal moreinformation surrounding Iron Man: Rise of Technovore at New York Comic Con during the Marvel TV Presents Panel on Saturday, October 13 at 4:15pm in Room 1E13.

“Marvel is excited to present an all-new Iron Man adventure featuring the high-techadrenaline he is known for, in the beautifully rendered anime style of our friends at Madhouse,” said Producer Megan Thomas Bradner. “We’ll get to see familiar Marvel Super Heroes such as War Machine, Nick Fury, Black Widow, Hawkeye and The Punisher, rendered in anime style for the first time. It’s a can’t miss for any Marvel fan.”


For more information, visit: https://www.facebook.com/marvelanimatedseries and www.marvel.com.


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The Artistocats (Blu-ray review)

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WDHE / Released August 21, 2012


One of the most unusual animated features produced by Disney (and the last to have any involvement from Walt, himself), The Aristocats is another somewhat forgotten features without any breakout characters, well crafted adversaries or breakout songs (as good as "Thomas O’Malley Cat" and "Ev’rybody Wants to Be a Cat" they certainly aren't at the top of any "Best of Disney" album).  Part of the problem is the story itself; it's basically the same as Lady & The Tramp, substituting felines for canines; a pampered female house pet who finds themselves separated from home, but finds guidance from a mongrel male animal of the same species.

The superior voice work includes such talents as Sterling Holloway, Phil Harris, Pat Buttram, Eva Gabor, George Lindsay, Paul Winchell, Vito Scotti, Thurl Ravenscroft, Dean Clark, Liz English, Gary Dubin, Nancy Kulp and Scatman Crothers and the jazz-age inspired music, songs by the Sherman Brothers and beautiful animation make The Artistocats a must-see (although not in the must-see-again-and-again).  Extras include featurettes, a music video and a Minnie Mouse short.  The Aristocats is a wonderful film, but never reaches the prestigious "beloved Disney Classic" label.  Recommended.


Check Out The Trailer For THE HUMAN RACE

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The Human Race had it's world premiere at Fantasia and after seeing the trailer, I'm pretty excited to check this one out. 
In THE HUMAN RACE a group of 80 people are ripped out of their daily lives and all re-appear in an undisclosed location. These people are from all walks of life: young and old, athletic and disabled, white-collared and homeless. The rules to a race boom in their heads, in their own voice and language, laying out what will become a horrific race of terror: “If you are lapped twice, you die. If you step off the path, you die. Race...or die."

Startling, violent and powerful, THE HUMAN RACE is a cruelly inspired beast. Will anyone have mercy on the elderly, the children, the wounded, or the pregnant? Will anyone band together or will the innocent all be forced to become brutal killers? There's only one way to find out who will survive...watch humanity unraveled & revealed in The Human Race.


FOG! Chats With DORIS DANGER Creator and Giant Monster Wrangler CHRIS WISNIA!

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Giant Monsters and Comics go together like chocolate and peanut butter.

Unfortunately, this delicious mash-up has been forgotten by most, especially the modern comic book industry.

Thankfully, cartoonist Chris Wisnia knows this and continues to make the kinds of comics that true comic geeks salivate over.

For several years, Wisnia's Doris Danger Adventures have appeared in both print and online.



Tomorrow, at San Francisco's Alternate Press Expo (APE), he'll debut his latest collection, Monstrosis: The Giant Russian Monster Conspiracy, which will be distributed exclusively through Amazon, at the Slave Labor Graphics Booth (117, 118, 119)

We chatted a bit about the strip, his influences and more.

What was the genesis of Doris Danger?

Okay, here's the long historical perspective. Jack Kirby and Stan Lee created most of the Marvel Universe together - the Fantastic Four, the Hulk, X-Men, The Avengers, Thor - But right before that, back in the late 1950's-early 1960's, they were putting out any genre of comics they thought would sell - war, western, romance, horror. And then they started doing this crazy horror sub-genre: giant monsters. Tales to Astonish, Strange Tales, Amazing Fantasy. (They were reprinted in the 1970's under the titles, Creatures on the Loose, Where Monsters Dwell).


Those are the comics that transitioned into Marvel's super hero line, as you can see with a giant monster on the cover of Fantastic Four #1.

Dick Ayers inked most of those monster stories, and I met him at San Diego Comic-Con back in 2002. He was one of the few artists who was nurturing and supportive of my work.

He gave me his contact info, and on my way home, I had this sudden wild vision to make a Jack Kirby style giant monster story, and ask if he would ink it. And he did!

So that was the primary impetus for the artistic style and writing tone. As far as the actual story, I was thinking about comics as a serialized medium with no beginning or end.

When I first began reading comics, I picked up issue #207 of something, and it began with the character getting out of a cliffhanger, and I didn't know who anyone was or what was going on and then it ended in a different cliffhanger, but I enjoyed it enough that next time I was at a supermarket (a few months later) I picked up issue #210 - so it was a completely different cliffhanger again and I didn't know how the character got out of the previous cliff-hanger, and I recognized some characters but now there were other ones I hadn't seen before, and I still didn't know what was going on.

Then a friend loaned me issue #178, so I began to see more story/character threads, and now I understood why this happened in issue #207 but he's got a different girlfriend, and that guy was a bad guy but now he's a good guy and not a super hero yet, and I'm starting to piece some things together. In this fashion, comics are organic, non-linear, and like getting a giant puzzle, and slowly realizing a couple pieces fit together.

I thought this was a great exercise, to try telling a story as if it's been running for a decades, and referring to events that the reader wouldn't necessarily have access to. "See issue #207, fans!"


So the Doris Danger Giant Monster stories are about cherishing and loving that aspect of reading comics, of not owning the complete hardcover collection or the full season dvd set, and not knowing the whole story but hopefully not really needing to and just enjoying the ride. The thrill of trying to figure it all out and piece it together and get hold of all the little tidbits to make sense of it all somehow.

When starting a story, what comes first the monster or the plot?

I consider the monsters in the story kind of peripheral or incidental, which is ironic, because every story - which is only five or so pages - I have these huge giant monster splash pages, and at least one more half page of a giant monster.

Because of the way the stories are structured, I write them in random bursts. I'll be thinking of a character, or a situation, and come up with a gag, and I'll jot that down on a scrap of paper. I've got hundreds of scraps of paper that I throw into a file. When I have time, I go through all the paper scraps and organize them into a word document by subject, so it's just a laundry list of gags or scenes. Having been developing the stories for ten years now, I've literally got hundreds of pages of notes filling in all the plot lines that I have yet to publish.

When I'm ready to sit down and make the stories, I think about what subjects I want to cover, I go through my notes and construct the pages by saying, "Okay, I'm going to include this and this and this," and then there's the story. As I lay out the pages and begin drawing, I continue brainstorming the dialogue, so that it isn't really finalized until it goes to the printer. I usually have to remember to fit a monster into it somewhere, because I'm so busy going in other directions.

Obviously Jack Kirby monster comics are a big influence. Do you remember the first time you came across them and are there any particular stories or monsters that are a favorite?

When I was a kid, I couldn't stand Kirby's work. I used to think, "That guy can't draw. He's got no understanding of anatomy. His women are hideous. Their finger tips look like they were sharpened in a pencil sharpener. All the guys look like their bodies are made of barrels. He draws the most amateurish looking hands I've ever seen. Why are all the people's bodies shiny? Why is everyone's mouth an upside down triangle?" I would literally get furious if I brought a comic home and opened it up and realized Kirby had drawn it.


So I didn't give him any thought until after I graduated from college. I studied studio art at UC Davis, and after I got out, I worked next door to a comic shop and started getting into comics and talking about comics again. And I started thinking about Kirby and my utter distaste for his work, and wondering why it evoked such strong emotions in me. And I started thinking about how, in art, I don't have a problem if Van Gogh or Picasso or Matisse or Rousseau don't draw people that look like real people. Being an artist has nothing to do with your ability to photo-realistically capture your subject. So I re-examined Kirby's work with a fresh perspective, and realized how much he does capture. So much raw power, the energy BURSTS from his pages, like a punch in your guts.

The other thing is, I feel "low art" and pop culture often reveal a lot more than we give them credit for.  Soap operas, professional wrestling, bad pop music. It can be absolutely, painfully awful from a "photo-realistic" standpoint, if you know what I mean.

But there can be something naked and disturbing and engaging and visceral in it too, it can really capture other things in ways that surprise you.

I love anything Kirby I can get my hands on now. I would say my favorite monster stories are Colossus and the Colossus sequel, because there are so many fantastic splash images in those stories.

Also "X The Thing That Lives," "The Brute That Walks," Vandoom, Gorgilla, who was in a couple stories... It would be hard to narrow down which are my very favorite two hundred stories.

Most of your stories are several pages and very dense, which is a throwback to older comics. Do you stick to this economy of pages as homage to the original stories or is it just a matter of preference?

The stories are an homage to those older comics, so that's very much done to give a sense of that era. The original monster stories were all five to ten pages, tops. Where I broke the style is that all those old stories were singular, one-shot, self-contained stories, whereas I chose to make mine serialized. So that is more a reference to tv shows like Lost or the X-Files.

I like to think, in the case of these comics, the stylistic look and writing style add to the humor as well, although I appreciate that people may see the work and think, "My God, half of that panel is text. I'm not interested in taking that much time to read a comic."

I make other comics in other styles, and they look nothing like this, artistically, in layout, or in text. I try to make the look and feel fit the story I'm trying to tell.

What's next for Doris Danger and do you have any other projects in the works?

I don't know what is next for Doris Danger. Because it's a weird comic, parodying an obscure, specific genre, my concern is that sales may not justify a third volume, which would be too bad, because I still have a lot of stories that I think would be fun to tell. I feel like I'm really finally hitting my stride with the quality of art and story, and with my delivery and timing for the joke-telling. So we'll see what happens on that end. I have two very specific "next chapters" plotted out for additional volumes.

I've been working with someone to try and develop a web comic of the series, which would be interactive. As I mentioned, right now the comics are purposely disjointed and non-linear, jumping from chapter to chapter in a difficult-to-comprehend "randomness," as if you found a stack of comics in a chest in the attic, and issues were out of order and not a complete run. My dream with a web comic is for the reader to be able to click on a character or setting or subject ("robots," "giant monsters," "Fez-wearing cult," "hillbillies") and link to its first/previous/next appearance, or when the editor notes, "See issue #188," you could click it and actually see that issue - so that the experiencing of the story-telling becomes almost like a Choose Your Own Adventure. You want to learn more about FBI Agent Felk? You can't remember what Army Commander Luke Luggash is referencing about race car stickers? Just click on them. For the style of humor I'm using to pay off, you kind of have to pay close attention, and having options like this I think would satisfy a lot of concerns or criticisms people have made of the comic itself.

I think I can comfortably say there isn't really any other comic structured in such a way to pull something like this off. I think it could be really exciting.

Besides Kirby who or what are the biggest influences on your work?

In comics, I love Mike Mignola's compositions and use of black, Alan Moore's brilliant story-telling, Mike Allred's line work and zaniness and sheer fun. I love Steve Ditko, Wally Wood, Bruno Premiani. There are so many greats... Who are my favorite two hundred? That said, I would say I'm influenced as much by film and literature as by comics. Film noir, Alfred Hitchcock, old 1940's horror films, Twilight Zone.

What are you currently geeking out over?

I've been so busy lately, I haven't had time to geek out on anything. I have two kids, a day job, and comics take SO MUCH TIME to produce one page. The only reading I get done is on the toilet. I've been reading a Doc Savage paperback.



Monstrosis is available exclusively at Amazon
Be sure to check out the Doris Danger website at www.tabloia.com
Follow Chis on both Facebook and Twitter

After the jump, check out some giant monsters from the imagination of Mr. Wisnia.




Contest! Win a WRONG TURN 5 USB "Thumb" Drive

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 The Cannibal Workout
Debuting on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital Copy October 23rd

Now that horror fans have the backstory on the hillbilly cannibals’ “Bloody Beginnings”, the franchise rejoins the infamous disfigured brothers as they return when WRONG TURN 5: BLOODLINES debuts on unrated Blu-ray, DVD and, for the first time ever, Digital Copy on October 23. This all-new terrifying film boasts the talent of horror movie veteran Doug Bradley (Hellraiser), along with Game of Thrones’ Roxanne McKee.

Those cannibal hillbillies sure do get a good work out in the Wrong Turn franchise! To be fair, they have to burn off all those calories from consuming human flesh some way. Here, we’ll highlight some of our favorite ways that your favorite cannibals shed those pounds, including running, team sports, and shooting archery!

Running


Chasing your victims is a great way to keep your weight in check! Putting in the extra effort to find a feisty jogger in the woods to track down will burn extra calories, and make your meal later in the day all the more fulfilling! One Eye, Saw Tooth and Three Finger have been known to employ this popular weight loss technique.


Team Sports


Working out in groups makes shedding those extra pounds so much more fun! Our favorite cannibals always make killing an inventive, group event, whether they’re on a soccer field, “hiking” in the woods or playing catch with their latest victim’s intestines.

Archery


Archery isn’t just for Katniss! There is no better way to take down your prey at a distance than using a crossbow, or a good old fashioned recurve or longbow! Not only will practicing archery improve your aim, but it will also help strengthen the muscles in your back and arms, which will certainly help you tackle particularly spirited prey!

Heavy Lifting


Carrying your victims back to your lair is hard work! This portion of the cannibal workout won’t just improve your ability to lift greater mass, it will also improve your stamina so that you can keep on hunting without feeling so fatigued from dragging around all that extra weight.

Yard Work


You may not think that doing everyday chores can help make you fit, but they definitely can! For instance, the cannibals keep up their frighteningly good physiques by doing things like mowing the lawn. This not only helps burn stubborn fat, but it also helps keep your town tidy!

And to celebrate this frightening release, we're giving away two Wrong Turn 5 USB Thumb Drives!


To enter, please send an email with the subject header "WRONG TURN 5" to geekcontest @ gmail dot com and answer the following question:


What vampire slayer actress starred in the original Wrong Turn?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on November 11th, 2012.


Comic News: Not Dead Yet, KILL SHAKESPEARE Returns

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Award-winning comic Mash-up Kill Shakespeare Returns to IDW with New Limited Series

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IDW Publishing is proud to announce the return of the acclaimed comic series Kill Shakespeare to comic shelves.

The first issue of the new five-issue limited series, entitled The Tide of Blood, will hit comic shops across North America and Europe in February, 2013.

Series co-creators Anthony Del Col and Conor McCreery returned to pen the five issues and original artist Andy Belanger is back as the series artist (and also adds cover artist duties). All three are at this week’s New York Comic Con to officially launch the new arc as well as present a special Live Stage Reading based on the first twelve issues of the series that the New York Times called: “gripping, violent, dark, fun.”

The five-issue series – a continuation from the first two books - will follow Hamlet, Juliet, Othello and Romeo as they face their biggest threat – Prospero, a rogue wizard who plans to destroy all of creation. Hamlet must embark on a perilous journey to a remote island whose inhabitants have gone mad and want the Dane’s blood – if a love-triangle and Cupid’s poisoned bow doesn’t kill Hamlet first.

“It is a dream come true for us to be back at the New York Comic-Con, where we first pitched Kill Shakespeare to IDW almost four years ago,” says Del Col. “We are incredibly happy that our fans and readers have been asking for more and have put together a new story that takes our characters in an exciting new direction.”

To date, Kill Shakespeare has been collected into two trades: A Sea of Troubles and The Blast of War. Both were nominated for numerous awards and lists and Volume 1 is entering a fifth printing.

"I had an awesome time working on the first two volumes of Kill Shakespeare," said series editor Tom Waltz. "Tickling both my literary and action-adventure fancies, Conor, Anthony, and Andy have most definitely given me one of the most satisfying and unique experiences I've had as an editor at IDW Publishing. And, just as the first go round proved it's hard to kill Shakespeare, well, it's hard to kill a fantastic story concept, too, and I truly believe the best is yet to come from the Kill Shakespeare crew!"

The series has also been brought to the stage with the creation of the Kill Shakespeare: Live Stage Reading theatrical show. It has been produced in various cities across North America and will be presented at the New York Comic-Con on Saturday October 13th at 11:00 AM on the Variant Stage. Special Kill Shakespeare and IDW prize packs will be given away to lucky attendees at this free show.


About the series:
Kill Shakespeare is an adventure story that pits all of Shakespeare’s greatest heroes (including Hamlet, Juliet, Falstaff, Othello, Puck) against the Bard’s most menacing villains (including Richard III, Lady Macbeth, Iago, Prospero) in a quest to track down and kill – or save – a reclusive wizard by the name of William Shakespeare. The series was nominated for a 2011 Harvey Award for Best New Comic Series the 2011 and 2012 Joe Shuster Awards for Comic Writing and has been selected to the YALSA and Maverick lists for top graphic novels for teens. The series has been covered by NPR, BBC, The Washington Post, CBC and The New York Times. In October 2011, Kill Shakespeare was chosen by the Sundance Institute as one of six projects for the inaugural New Frontiers Story Lab.

More information about the series can be found at www.killshakespeare.com.


DVD/Blu-ray News: Spend Halloween With DreamWorks SPOOKY STORIES

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Remember Halloween specials?

It seems like less and less are making their way to television and so many beloved ones like The Fat Albert Halloween Special, Bugs Bunny's Howl-Oween Special, Casper's Halloween Special and Halloween Is Grinch Night are things of the past.


Which is why I'm particularly excited about this release which is available now!


DreamWorks Spooky Stories is the ultimate Halloween compilation, featuring the spookiest and funniest characters from DreamWorks Animation’s successful Shrek and Monsters vs. Aliens franchises.  Join Shrek, Donkey, Puss and B.O.B. as they get the fright of their lives in six fun shorts, including two brand NEW titles: Shrek: The Pig Who Cried Wolf and Monsters vs. Aliens: Night of the Living Carrots.  The collection also includes Scared Shrekless, Monsters vs. Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space, The Ghost of Lord Farquaad and the outrageously Shreked out parody of Michael Jackson’s Thriller.

DreamWorks Spooky Stories also includes optional pop-ups on Night of the Living Carrots and the World of DreamWorks Animation featuring previews, music videos and more.


Contest! Win LEGENDARY AMAZONS on Blu-ray!

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Set in the Song Dynasty, when the men of the Yang Clan are massacred in battle, their women, from elderly grandmother to little sisters, put on armor, take up swords, and lead the army to victory – seeking vengeance against the armies, as well as the corrupt official who allowed it to happen.  
Produced by Jackie Chan, this action-packed war epic of the real-life story of the Yang family’s women generals stars Cecilia Chung as Mu Guiying, the celebrated woman warrior and Yang family daughter-in-law, as well as veteran wuxia actress Cheng Pei Pei as the 100-year-old Yang matriarch.  '90s action sweetheart She Taijun, Yukari Oshima and Taiwanese actor/singer Richie Ren also star in this epic and legendary martial arts spectacular.

And we're giving away three copies!


To enter, please send an email with the subject header "LEGENDARY AMAZONS" to geekcontest @ gmail dot com and answer the following question:

Jackie Chan portrayed Chinese folk hero Wong Fei Hung in this legendary film and it's even better sequel?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on November 4th, 2012.



WATCH THE GREATEST EVENT In Television History...And That's Not Just Spectacular Hyperbole

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 There are very few 80s television shows that, for me, were as spank-worthy as the brother detective team of Simon and Simon (not to be confused with Simon and Garfunkel which were a singing duo who fought a lot).

Oh sure, Magnum P.I was worth a couple of nub rubs, what with his awesomely masculine 'stache and all, but the sizzling sexuality of duo Rick Simon (Gerald McRaney) and A.J (Jameson Parker) were the only dudes who made a very teenage me see stars.

And seeing that the following video, which re-creates the opening credits of Simon and Simon shot-by-shot with Jon Hamm and Adam Scott (both of whom have the effervescent lickability of McRaney and Parker,) will be worth my time, I will definitely be viewing it while wearing lingerie and surrounded by vanilla-scented candles to set the mood.

You see, It takes me longer to achieve television satisfaction now that I am in my late thirties ...don't judge me.


Damning with Faint Praise: THE CHANGE-UP

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Mitch Planko (Ryan Reynolds) is a guy who only puts out effort on his hair and on picking up women.

Mitch has a dad (Alan Arkin, a national treasure) who’s perpetually disappointed in his son.

Dave Lockwood (Jason Bateman) is bucking for partner at his law firm. Dave has a beautiful wife (played by Leslie Mann) and three kids.

Mitch lusts after Dave’s wife, wishes he lived in a nicer place, and he would enjoy a steadier source of income and a little respect.


Dave thinks he got married too early and missed sewing his wild oats. He wishes he had less pressure, more sex, and the chance to move his bowels in peace.
So naturally a magic fountain grants their wish to swap places.


Verdict
The charm of the two stars can’t quite conceal the mixed messages.

Let me get some of the usual stuff out of the way.

Dave and Mitch are characters, in contexts, with conflicts. The movie takes the time with both of them to establish who they are, where they are in life, what their relationships are, and the big conflicts they face. 

Each character has a three-act story structure.

In Act I, we get introductions and they swap bodies.


In Act II, they enjoy being in each other’s lives.

In Act III, they realize what they have to fix in their own lives, and race to switch back.

Now let’s talk about the mixed messages. Mitch is supposed to be some kind of womanizer, but the only sex partner we hear about turns out to be a woman in her third trimester of pregnancy who he met in a single mothers’ birthing class – where he went to meet women.


So is he the kind of womanizer that married guys fantasize about being, or is he a low-life sleazebag? Is he a successful player or not? The movie can’t seem to decide.

The real thing to envy about Mitch is that he never works out, smokes a lot of dope, and still looks like Ryan Reynolds. Also, he has a pretty big apartment for a guy who can barely get acting gigs in “lorno” (light porno, like on Cinemax or Showtime) movies.

The movie alludes to why Mitch is a perpetual man-boy, by portraying his father as a man with high-standards who constantly marries and divorces, or is divorced by, women. He doesn’t have an example of how to maintain adult relationships, and his dad may have spent more time chasing women than raising Mitch – but that’s implicit in the film, and should be explicit.


Mitch knows his dad is disappointed in him, and the movie addresses that pretty well, but there’s an undercurrent of anger in Mitch. The movie never really gets to why he’s angry with his dad, and never asks him to get over that.

Dave’s regrets are that he never has any alone time, but his marriage is in trouble because he’s always working. Why does he resent his kids and his wife, but not his work? We don’t know.

Are we supposed to envy Dave’s success? His boss is a racist ass, and Dave has earned, through hard work, everything he has. Maybe we’re supposed to envy his work ethic, but then again it puts his marriage at risk.

Are we supposed to envy Dave’s family? His wife comes across, at first, as being a bit demanding. His oldest daughter gets pushed around by the other girls in her ballet class, because she listens to her parents and never fights back. His twins wake him up in the wee hours of the morning, and the boy of the pair seems pretty self-destructive. Plus, they literally shit on him.


Which is another problem with the movie: The movie can’t decide whether to rely on verbal and character humor or gross-out jokes and humor at the expense of other people. A pregnant woman with sexual desires is normal and natural, but this movie makes that the butt of the jokes in one scene. 

There seems to be a sub-plot about the babies figuring out the switch, and trying to kill Mitch while he’s in Dave’s body, but the scene where he’s trying to feed them while they try to kill him has no explanation. Maybe it wound up on the cutting room floor.


Personally, I was willing to forgive some of the unevenness in comedy in order to watch Reynolds and Bateman, both of whom are warm, charming, and good enough actors to make us want Mitch and Dave to redeem themselves.

This movie is a far better showcase for Bateman’s comedic talents than Horrible Bosses.

I just can’t get passed the mixed messages.

Overall
This is what you get when you let focus groups and marketing influence your writing, or when you purposely write to pander to multiple audiences.

Pick a target and shoot at it.


A STAR WARS FLASH MOB That's Classy...Yoda Would Be Pleased

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 There are tons of Star Wars related flash mobs that the internet has provided for our viewing pleasure, but this particular one does it with a bit of class and panache that would make the wizened Jedi Master proud.


Well done Star Wars fans, well done.


SIMON AND GARFUNKEL Sing The Sound of Cylon

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 You know, I always thought that the song lyric "...within the sound of silence" always sounded weird but I guess that's because I misheard it.

I mean, who knew that all the way back in 1964 that Simon and Garfunkel had musically predicted the destruction of the Twelve Colonies?

And here I thought it was a song about the assignation of President Kennedy.

Weird huh?


THREE FREAKY FILMS FOR THIS HALLOWEEN

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It's that fun time of the year again.

A time when the shadows get a little darker, the wind howls a bit more mournfully, and those creeps that have been lurking and glaring at you from around corners get a bit creepier.

Halloween is a special time of the year not only for the Trick or Treat kiddies on the alert waiting for their special day, but it's also a great time for adults who are able to enjoy the entire month with a mindset filled with desire for all things spooky and scary.

So what better a way to pass your leisure hours than to bask in the warm glow of your friendly viewing screen and watch a few movies or TV shows that go well with the season.



For myself, I am typically not so enamored of the usual slick, CGI film re-make of the moment, and nothing reeks of dull for me as much as most of the re-made horror movies that tumble out of Hollywood.

I grew up with drive-in double and triple bill schlock and exploitation films from around the world.

For me these NOT critically acclaimed works are filled with ineptitude, low budgets, Swiss cheese scripts, and often questionable acting, thankfully! They are also often the work of single minded, visionary auteurs (albeit with a tweaked vision) and were made with far fewer cooks in the kitchen making decisions by committee, something that ruins many Hollywood films.

To use a term coined by the great Michael Weldon, these Psychotronic Films are a few of my favorite things.

Here then is a fun Mystery Box triple bill Halloween film recommendation for you to enjoy this month.

It is a recommended program (the first of many I want to share with you) filled with only non-American made films that you will have to seek out yourself (some are mighty rare) and then program into your viewing schedule to enjoy whenever you see fit. Hopefully, there will be at least one you are discovering for the first time. There is no numerical order to listing these films,  so you can shuffle them in any order and even look for any sequels or accompanying films...

At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (1963)


José Mojica Marins created the character of Coffin Joe for this, Brazil's first horror film. 

Completely amoral and intensely driven by evil, Coffin Joe is one of the more unusual and complicated of all cinematic horror creations. Cutting a striking look in all black with his trademark top hat, cape and long curled fingernails, Coffin Joe is sharply menacing.


The film's plot involves Coffin Joe as a small town's undertaker with a disdain for religion and anything decent who looks for the right woman with which to procreate a "superior" child at any cost. Murder and devious mayhem never seemed so wildly off-kilter then it does in this surreal film.


So atmospheric is the film and so weirdly compelling is Coffin Joe's demeanor and his antics that this was just the beginning of what made Coffin Joe into a national treasured iconic horror legend in Brazil. His popularity continues to this day with more constant films, TV, comic books, and radio appearances. Marins has often used his Coffin Joe character in other worthwhile films, but the actual Coffin Joe Trilogy according to Marins contains At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (1963), This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse (1967) and Embodiment Of Evil (2008).


Tombs of the Blind Dead (1971)


Spanish director Amando Ossorio decided that everyone loves to think about how nefarious secret societies can be and took this idea as a basis for this film originally entitled La Noche del terror ciego or Night of the Blind Terror. 

Here, debauched Knights Templars (in the film they are called Knights of the East) during the 13th Century run amok committing atrocities and are eventually captured, executed and cursed. While hanging in the desert, crows pluck the eyes out of their corpses and when the curse kicks them back to life in the Seventies, they arise as the Blind Dead seeking out new victims.


Ossario flatly stated that his Blind Dead were not mindless zombies but more thinking, reanimated corpses that resemble mummies. They operate seeking out sound.

There is something about Ossorio's extremely slow pacing of the film and his creations, plus there's the somewhat groovy Spanish teenagers who are trying to escape the creeping Templars and some very colorful surreal scenes that make this such a classic and unusual horror film.

The other films that complete the series are Return of the Blind Dead (1973), The Ghost Galleon (1974) and Night of the Seagulls (1975) and all are well worth seeking out.


Santo and Blue Demon vs. The Monsters (1969)



This film might be a bit less serious and grim (ok it is downright goofy) than the other two but it is no less an inimitable and a stylized colorful oddball that would work wonderfully as the final film for this triple bill.

You'll have a difficult time finding a bigger fan of all things that inhabit the universe of Mexican Masked Wrestling a.k.a. Lucha Libre, than me, and this film is what I happily present to you, dear reader, in all its whacked out, colorful glory.


If you are new to Lucha Libre,  El Santo, the man with the Silver Mask, is Mexico's legendary all time greatest sports hero and Mexican Luchadore enmascarado. Not only was he a famous wrestler, he was more like a superhero, their Superman, who was never, ever photographed without his mask. In fact he was buried wearing his trademark mask. He was the subject of endless comic books, magazines and wrestling bouts.

Santo made dozens of feature films in many different types of genres throughout the decades that he wrestled (the 50's to the 80's) but few were as astoundingly entertaining as the ones that involved monsters, and this particular film is the one that takes the proverbial cake.


A dead evil scientist is brought back to life by his faithful hunchback servant and becomes bent on revenge against his brother and niece, who objected to his lifetime of devious experiments. He has some green-faced zombie henchmen to help him, but knows they are no match for the great do-gooder Santo, the niece's celebrity boyfriend, so he brings some long dead monsters back to life to assist him. 

He also puts Santo's wrestling partner/best friend Blue Demon into suspended animation while he creates an identical evil Blue Demon zombie robot clone.


The monsters are ridiculously poor variants on the famed Universal Monsters, with a few additional creatures added for the ultimate in head-shaking absurdity. There's plenty of wrestling/fight scenes and the entire film has a quality that makes it the quintessential insanely out there film in a genre that even at its less crazy, was always still pretty out there.

Hopefully these very bad...uh, I mean very entertaining films will endear themselves as your heart as they have mine, and with head held high, you can proudly proclaim their worth in all their stupefying wonder. 

Because my friends, isn't that what the spirit of Halloween is all about?


MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers- You Got Lucky...The 80s Apocalyptic Music Video Was Never Cooler Than This

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 Tom Petty is truly an artist and he never showed it off better than in the music videos of the early-to-mid 80s.

To this day I still get a little freaked out whenever I see the Alice in Wonderland-styled video for Don't Come Around Here No More or experience the animated force of Runnin' Down A Dream while sober.

But my all-time favorite video/song of Petty's is You Got Lucky which encapsulates the apocalyptic video fad of early MTV that still feels fresh and original, an incredibly difficult feat to pull off when everything was about the End of Days back then.

Enjoy.


The Pull List: BATMAN #13, UNCANNY AVENGERS #1, THE CREEP #2 & More!

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Check out what I checked out this week.

Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!

Batman #13 (Pick of the Week)
Writer: Scott Snyder
Art: Greg Capullo, Jonathan Glapion
Colors: FCC Placentia
Publisher: DC Comics
Price: $3.99

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Fear!

Fear who?

Fear for your life as the Joker returns to Gotham.

I can’t even begin to tell you how well this book was put together by Snyder and company. We knew for months the Clown Prince of Crime would reemerge in October which is fitting on many levels.

Most times, the reintroduction of a villain comes with some terrible act to let everyone know that “I’m baaaack.”

A different approach was taken this time. The horror and magnitude of what The Joker brings to the table was deliciously emphasized. There was one moment where Commissioner Gordon is beyond horrified the second he realizes who turned the lights off inside of the police station. You will feel a little guilty when you see this unfold in the panels because Greg Capullo captures this moment in breathtaking fashion.

The entire Bat-Family, and even Harley Quinn, are intimidated and on high alert as things are about to get very interesting.

Grade: A+



Voltron: Year One #5
Writer: Brandon Thomas
Art: Craig Cermak
Colors: Adriano Lucas
Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment
Price: $3.99

This is a must read for any Voltron fan who wants to know about life before what occurred in the cartoon.

Throughout the last four issues, Team #686 has been sabotaged from within and the question is: who’s to blame?

We finally get our answer this issue.

Commander Sven confronts this individual, and this is where Brandon Thomas treats us to the most tension filled game of "can you top this".

One minute you think there is no way the traitor can top the edict laid down by Sven and next, the traitor indeed tops it and you feel there is no way Sven can’t do any better until he does.

They hate each other and it makes things even more challenging when they are forced to work together.

The art is what you would expect from a Voltron book and it does the job quite nicely. If you haven’t read the previous issue, please do so.

You will appreciate everything a lot more when you do.

Grade: A-

AvX: Consequences #1
Writer: Kieron Gillen
Art: Tom Raney
Colors: Jim Charalampidis
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $3.99

Consequences is a very appropriate name for this book because it deals with exactly that. Humans, Mutants, Avengers and X-Men have suffered different sets of consequences in the wake of the Avengers vs. X-Men event.

Cyclops has the biggest cross to bear.

While imprisoned, he realizes he has become the very thing Charles Xavier fought against. This is interesting on many levels because Cyclops was the most powerful being on the planet a week ago and now he is locked up like a common criminal while being beat up by correction officers and his mutant powers have been rendered dormant.

Kieron Gillen doesn't stop there; Wakanda is in shambles and humans are terrified at the resurgence of the mutant population.

I wonder if this series has the juice to remain important during its limited run but it is off to an amazing start.

Grade: A-

Stumptown #2
Writer: Greg Rucka
Art: Matthew Southworth
Colors: Rico Renzi
Publisher: Oni Press
Price: $3.99

Detective stories are nothing new in comic books, but Stumptown does it with a style and energy that just draws you right in.

The fact that Greg Rucka can write a drama filled story about a missing guitar speaks to his talents as a writer.

Dex Parious, the protagonist, continues her investigation until she comes across a D.E.A. sized road block and discovers her client has not been entirely truthful.

Southworth’s depictions are very appropriate for this type of story and the coloring of Rico Renzi gives the book a funky cool, rock and roll vibe that brings it all together.

This comic may sound like something you would normally not read but this is my pick of the week if you want a break from the capes and cowls.

Grade: A-

Uncanny Avengers #1
Writer: Rick Remender
Art: John Cassaday
Colors: Laura Martin
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $3.99

It’s a new world in the wake of the Phoenix Five’s devastation.

Captain America takes a good look at things from a different point of view and realizes he hasn't done enough to help mutants.

He forges a new Avengers team comprised of humans and mutants working side by side. It’s no secret who’s in the group considering they are all on the cover.

However, Cap’s choice to be the mutant face of the group is an interesting one for a variety of reasons.

All of them play an important part in this issue as they all grieve over the passing of Charles Xavier.

Rick Remender’s run on Secret Avengers hasn't been as good as Warren Ellis’ run so I was worried about this series.

I’m happy to report Remender does a fantastic job from beginning to end. John Cassaday’s art does an equally fantastic job in telling the story.

The final page provides the ultimate holy shit moment that will intensify your anticipation for the second act.

Grade: A

The Creep #2
Writer: John Arcudi
Art: Jonathan Case
Cover: Ryan Sook
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Price: $3.50

Oxel’s investigation uncovers a connection between Curtis’ suicide and that of his friend, Mike’s earlier suicide.

When Oxel interviews Mike’s mother, Laura, it comes across like an awkward conversation that is uncomfortable to listen in on but at the same time, you can’t pull yourself away.

Arcudi’s script is like a fine piece of BBQ that is slowly cooked. Its tastes good even though you know you shouldn't eat it. Jonathan Case is great at depicting character emotion which only magnifies the story being told.

It’s a little bit of depressing story because nothing good is going on in the lives of the characters.

This is a great read with intricate details that leave a lot of clues.


Grade: B

Think Tank #3
Writer: Matt Hawkins
Art: Rahsan Ekedal
Letters: Troy Peteri
Publisher: Image Comics
Price: $3.99

David Loren doesn't want to make things that kill people anymore but he doesn't have much of a choice.

The military has him in a corner considering they have his “friend with benefits” help captive.

The refreshing thing about Matt Hawkins plot is how David finds an ingenious way out of no win situations.

The military knows he is a super smart guy so they have to up the ante when dealing with him and it looks like they have cover every angle until David finds the angle that is hiding in plain sight.

Rahsan Ekedal’s artwork delivers the goods as always and we are treated to another comic book cliffhanger that will ensure Image gets another $3.99 from fans next month.

Grade: B+

Here are some titles that didn't make the list but may tickle your fancy.

Executive Assistant Assassins #4 (Aspen Comics)
The main character, Sophora is as violent as she is sexy. Good jumping on point if you are new to the series.

Green Lantern Corps. #13 (DC Comics)
Guy Gardner has been promoted by the Guardians but it’s all part of their vile plan. Also, a deceased Green Lantern may return.

Evil Ernie #1 (Dynamite Entertainment)
If you are looking for a book to help usher in your Halloween spirit, you've found it. Jason Craig’s artwork steals the show.

Batman & Robin #13 (DC Comics)
 Some quality father /son time that only Bruce Wayne could afford to pull off leads to some zombie filled action.



CHOCOLATE MULTI-SIDED DICE Will Give You +1 Deliciousness During Your All-Night Gaming Nerdathon

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 I'm almost jealous that these exist.

I mean, back in my day we had to subsist on a diet of only Doritos and RC Cola during our lengthy elfin quests, not chocolate (which probably wouldn't have helped with the complexion problems of my fellow gamers now that I think about it).

You kids get everything!


And now you assholes, who had the audacity of being born DURING THE 90S FOR F*CK SAKE, can load up on gourmet gaming dice made out of frakking Ghirardelli chocolate!

And the worst part is that a set of 6 (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20) only costs $7.99.

That's right, for eight bucks you can wallow in the awesomeness of being young during a time when chocolate dice exists.

I hate you all so damn much.

Source; Foodiggity


BLOW ME: Put Your Memories Where Your Mouth Used To Be With This Awesome Ode to the 8-Bit Game Cartridge

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 Ahhh...who doesn't remember those days of preforming CPR on a non-working 8-Bit NES game cartridge, hoping and praying that the breath of life would rejuvenate Zelda just enough to complete a level.

And how, when miraculously it did, we were filled with a god-like sense of power that would last just long enough to turn us into gaming asshole who ignored chores, family and obligations.

And now, thanks to the nostalgic fiends at Poster Revolution you can get this amazing ode to that time in your life when blowing something did not result in a cold sore.

And dammit, at .99 for a 13x19 poster, It's cheap enough to get one for every over-35 year old friend who blew their cartridges right along side you in an epic video game-bang.

I'm so frakking happy right now.

Source: Geek Alerts


BOOK REPORT: Book News For The Week of October 14th

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The Ocean at the End of the Lane 
Neil Gaiman has released details about his forthcoming novel, called The Ocean at the End of the Lane, with an expected release date of June 18, 2013.

Phaidon Press Sold to American Billionaire 
The well known art book publisher, Phaidon Press, has been sold to billionaire Leon Black, CEO of Apollo Global Management, who is referred to as a "well-known art collector."

National Book Award Finalists 
The National Book Award Finalists have been announced.  Winners will be announced on November 14.

10 Tips for Generating Killer Science Fiction Story Ideas 
Charlie Jane Anders has another great article with IO9 on some great tips for coming up with that truly great science fiction story idea.

Justin Cronin Interview 

After the success of The Passage, Justin Cronin is back with the sequel, The Twelve.  In this interview he talks about his new book.

J. K. Rowling Interview 
Thought you knew everything there is to know about J. K. Rowling and Harry Potter?  Guess again.


BOX O' ZOMBIES: The Perfect Way to Say "I Love You and I Hope You Survive the Outbreak" To Your Children

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 Like most children born before things like video game consoles were part of the household, I had a huge bag of Green Army Men that I would play with (and by play I mean destroy with fire).

Cheap, fun and yes, easily destroyed by pliers, these toys were the staple food of childhood imaginative play and it's a shame that these little choking hazards aren't handed out with more regularity.

But then again, if I had access to an entire box of plastic flesh eating monsters as a kid, then perhaps I wouldn't have had to undergo intensive therapy due to the aforementioned torture I inflicted on innocent army guys, and the belief from my parental units that I was going to grow up and be a serial killer.

Like, maybe if I were found pouring lighter fluid on zombies, instead of, say, a symbol of America's fighting strength before setting them ablaze, I would have been labeled a hero instead of a possible psychopath.

Seriously, I'm not a killer.

Source: Kid Crave


Digital Overload

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I am at the breaking point.

For decades, I wanted everything at my fingertips.

I wanted the futuristic sci-fi world where digital books, music, videos, news and information was instantly available.

That future has arrived, and not only is it totally overwhelming, it’s extremely flawed.

Where to begin?

Before we move on to the issue of digital clutter, let’s being with my analog clutter.

Right now in one draw of my nightstand, there are piles of books and graphic novels that I am slowly getting through. In another drawer of my nightstand is a stack of magazines that I’m slowly getting through.

My living room is filled with books and CDs and DVDs and Blu-rays.

The room that serves as my home music studio and home office is filled with vinyl records, comics, and graphic novels.

Everything in those rooms has mostly already been consumed, but has been deemed worth keeping.

Though pretty much every paper book that I have deemed worth keeping, I still do plan to purchase the digital version, then donate the paper version to the library.


Eventually.

I’ve already ripped all my CDs, and almost everything I have on DVD or Blu-ray is available as a rental or purchase via one of many streaming video services.

I plan to downsize my vinyl record collection as well. At least 80% of it is comprised of 12” singles that were useful when I was a DJ who used vinyl. Now I’m a DJ who uses a laptop and Traktor.

I plan to hopefully sell off most of my vinyl, keeping only the records that have the most nostalgic value, have actual worth because they are rare, or have fantastic cover art and are worth framing.

My comics and graphic novels aren’t going anywhere. They are too nice.

Bottom line?

I fully intend to downsize my collection of physical media by probably 90%, but never get around to it because it’s time consuming. So there it sits.

It hasn’t grown much recently, other than the occasional graphic novel or Blu-ray. I buy all my books digitally now. And I stream music, films and TV. I only buy the occasional Blu-ray when it’s an all-time favorite film, and if it’s on sale for super cheap.

That too though will probably end soon.

One reason I can’t find the time to manage and downsize all this analog clutter?

I’m too busy managing and consuming all of my new digital clutter!


I buy ebooks via Amazon.

I buy music downloads via Amazon, because often what I want is cheaper than the iTunes Store. I won’t buy any music though unless I need it to DJ with (in which case it usually comes from Beatport), or only if the music I want isn’t available via Rdio, which is what I use to listen to music 90% of the time these days.

The other 10% being my existing massive music collection.

I buy comics digitally now too. I’ve been using the apps Comixology and Comic Zeal. I buy new comics through Comixology, and use Comic Zeal for the digital comics that I have already own. I still buy paper comics though. I love the iPad for comics, but it’s still a bit small for the full-page comics experience. I mix up the analog and digital when it comes to comics and graphic novels. I tend to buy the paper version of classics, yet buy newer titles digitally.

Then, there’s magazines. I’m a magazine junkie. My app of choice, for the iPad, is Zinio. And what isn’t available via Zinio, I get via Apple’s Newsstand.

And of course, there’s videos.

Movies and TV shows. I will sit down on the couch and will fire up Netflix, and the next thing I know, my day is half over and I’ve watched the entire first seasons of Voyager or Peep Show. (note: these are of course TV shows I’ve already watched repeatedly, over and over and over and over again)

And don’t forget NBA League Pass.

Every single game available to watch during the NBA season for less than $200. And my newest addiction: English Premiere League soccer, for which I am paying my cable provider a mere $5 extra a month for full access.

Then there’s my addiction to surfing the web whenever possible and consuming as much information about the latest news and minutiae about everything I love to obsess over: politics, music, technology, NBA basketball, and of course all things geek: sci-fi, films, TV, books, comics, etc.

Oh, and video games.

I’ve been spending quite a bit of time in Skyrim lately. Any of you who’ve been there will understand what I’m about to say. Trying to combine “Skyrim time” and “real time”is like combining antimatter and matter. All bets are off.

And last but not least... podcasts. I am addicted to podcasts.

Podcasts about technology, basketball, all things geek, Star Trek, conspiracy theories, counterculture, you name it. Almost every minute of my time spent walking around the city and on subways is spent listening to podcasts.

I have a life.

It might not sound that way, but I swear, I do. I work a full-time job, and am a DJ, spinning 6 times a month. (10pm-4am is not for the squeamish)

Within the time-frames of my day-to-day life, dealing with the my overloaded digital media consumption has become a Sisyphean struggle.

But this is what I asked for. This is what I wanted. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted the promise of the digital revolution to become fully realized. I wanted everything at the tip of my fingers. Now I've got it, and it feels like I’m buried under a mountain of digital bits and bytes.

I can’t be the only one. And the only advice I can give is to just go with the flow, consume one thing a time, and not worry about the chaos.

But recently, something occurred that was truly worrisome.

I bought a digital subscription to a magazine via a standalone app which was purchased in Apple’s App Store. After receiving five issues, the sixth never arrived. I contacted the app’s support, and they told me that the property (the magazine) was purchased by a new entity, who would give me access to the new issues within two months via a new app, and that I’d hear from this new owner of the magazine.

I found this insane and unacceptable so I contacted Apple support. Apple refused to refund me the prorated amount for the issues owed to me. They told me to hound the other parties involved. I escalated with Apple and eventually they gave me some iTunes credit. It wasn’t enough, and I wasn’t satisfied, but I accepted it. It was better than nothing.

Months went by, and the new magazine app showed up in the App Store. I contacted them and they asked me to forward them my old receipt from Apple showing I had purchased the subscription five months ago. Wait a minute... what if I didn’t have that receipt? I did though, so I forwarded it to them.

A few things here... they never proactively reached out to me like the previous owner of the title said they would. I had to reach out to them. Then they asked me for proof. Why? The previous owner of the title said that they were transferring subscriber information to the new owner. So why was my receipt necessary?

To top it off, they activated the subscription in the new app, but of course it turned out to only be the current issue. What about my past four issues? They told me to get those from the old app. I contacted them and they said no, get them from the new app.

Round and round I went.

Eventually, the new app enabled the old issues for download.

The entire process was convoluted and took two months. Apple took no responsibility. Neither company that owned the title ever reached out to me. I had to constantly email both of them, and Apple, over and over and over again, until finally getting what was owed to me.

This experiencing really soured me on digital purchases for things that I can’t export and keep my own copies of. Apple and Amazon let us re-download purchases. Everyone assumes that Apple and Amazon won’t go out of business. But they could. And what if Comixology goes out of business? What if Zinio goes out of business?

After some kind of extended time-frame, I should be able to re-download non-DRM versions of what I purchased that I can store and backup on my own.

There should be regulation that deals with this brave new world of DRM. If a company goes bankrupt, they should be forced by law to provide non-DRM copies of all digital downloads that were sold to customers.

The whole experience was scary, but you know what?

I just keep moving forward and I keep clicking and tapping and buying digital media.

The future I wanted is here, and I’m all in, for better or worse.

That it for this dispatch. Voyager Season 2, Episode 1 awaits.


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