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HELP THE OATMEAL Build A Goddamn Tesla Museum!

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 Humor website, The Oatmeal, would like your help in buying Tesla's never completed factory, Wardenclyffe, in Shoreham, NY which is now up for sale so they can turn it into a museum for science's most ignored inventor.

Sounds great right? I mean why wouldn't people drop some coin on the Serbian-born American scientist who wanted to invent a way to give the world free electricity so they wouldn't have to be beholden to a conglomerate monster?

Even the state of New York is backing Oatmeal's play. If they can raise $850,000 (click HERE for the fundraising site), NY will match them dollar for dollar.

Now, because this all sounds like it's gonna work out in the end and there will be a rousing celebration complete with fireworks and a musical performance by Dave Matthews (pure conjecture on my part of course), you know that an evil retail developer is lurking in the background to level the factory and turn it into various incarnations of The Gap.

And by god there is!

If The Oatmeal can't raise the $850,000 (or more to help sweeten the deal), then Bob Evil (the retail developer) will win the bid and will ground Tesla's bones into paste.

So think of this proposal like The Goonies, if you give money then you're saving the Goondocks from that asshole Troy's dad.

So do it Dammit!

Source: Tecca



Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S7E7: Wrath

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In this week’s episode of the We’re Running Out of Things to Do With Lana to Try and Get You to Like Her Show, Lana Lang gets the same powers as Clark for a while resulting in hijinx and earthquake inducing sexual exploits.

No, you totally read that correctly. 

Earthquake inducing sexual exploits.  Oh boy.

The Random:
1. Lana’s first idea after getting powers like Clark is to have unbridled rough sex…that the entire town can feel.  Kinky little mynx, no?  But then she moves down the list to breaking and entering, theft, assault and battery, and all around crazypants activities.

2. Poor Chloe has had to watch Clark pine over Lana forever, then finds someone herself, gets dumped, and now has to hear about wild his Kryptonian sexcapades.  That’s an awkward situation if ever there was one.

3. Lois, if you want to be an investigative reporter, you may want to start by realizing your boss acts all shady every single time you mention investigating the Luthors.  You think perhaps there’s something to that, Lois..?  Or, you know, you can just sleep with him.  Whichever.

“Hey!  I’m got superpowers!  So, uh, wanna screw?”


The Awesome:
1. It is actually kind of fun watching Lana adjust to getting Clark’s powers and seeing how they change her, showing how absolute power does indeed corrupt absolutely.

2. Clark goes to Lionel for some help with Super Lana, and Lionel gives it to him straight that Lana’s batcrap insane and keeping secrets.  Thank you, Lionel.  It’s about time someone smacked those rose colored glasses off his face.  And just in case he didn’t get the message, Lex showed up to tell him some more.

3. Lex’s little project at first doesn’t seem like a whole lot…until you realize he’s got the same substance in his possession that we saw form into one Milton Fine, aka Brainiac.  And it’s active, and sentient.  Guess who’s coming to dinner soon enough, folks?

Well, it’s either Brainiac, or we’re crossing over with Marvel and it’s Venom.

The WTF?!:
1. Clark gives Lana a huge romantic afternoon of champagne, truffles, and horseback riding…and she automatically gets suspicious that there’s an ulterior motive.  Seriously, Lana, do you get why no one likes you?  Do you?  Because I do.

2. Lana has a Sliver type set up of cameras to spy on the Luthor Mansion and then busts on in to steal a Kryptonian artifact from Lex…with all the stealth of a bull in a china shop not thinking for a second that maybe, just maybe, Lex has security cameras in his own house.

3. OK.  Remember when Lana inexplicably learned 10th degree black belt martial arts skills after an hour long lesson with Lex?  And then used them to become a ninja possessed by an ancient witch?  Well, now she’s using them in conjunction with Kryptonian abilities in a really bad fight scene that may have been a deleted scene from her Street Fighter abomination.

“Don’t mess with me, Lex.  I played Chun Li.  I’m a stone cold killer.”



THE FIRST SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE? The "Band" One Direction Covers 'Wonderwall' By Oasis

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 Well, it's been real nice writing these posts for ya for the last three years but seeing how the world is gonna be split apart and demons will be unleashed onto the land, I'm gonna go make sure my basement is fully stocked with cans of frosting and bottles of whiskey.

It's been great knowing you.


Source: Vulture


Reviews of Films I Have Never Seen: PARANORMAN – New Lens Makes Movie Appear Animated

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Wouldn’t it have been easier to just make a 3D, stop-motion animated film?

Why goof around with technology to make a regular movie appear that way?

These questions will dash through your head like Mohawks chasing a deer as you watch ParaNorman. 

Scuttlebutt from the set says directors Chris Butler and Sam Fell faced studio wrath for squandering significant portions of the budget on fancy director chairs with built in Wi-Fi and Heineken spigots.

Under pressure from Laika Entertainment to deliver a 3D stop-motion movie based on Butler’s script, the duo took a wild chance. From Russia, they obtained an experimental lens that alters the output of a Canon EOS 5D Mark II—the camera used on the shoot. This alteration creates a product that appears animated.

I didn’t know technology could do that.

But then Russians were the first to mass-produce iron carpet slippers so I suppose anything is possible.


As to our tale, it’s a bit of the Sixth Sense mixed with The Walking Dead and a cup of Ernest Saves Christmas.

Young Norman Babcock (Kodi Smit-McPhee) talks with the dead. He is often late for school because the gabby dead keep bending his ear. Bullied and mostly friendless, Norman keeps to his strange self in the town of Blithe Hollow.

Incidentally, I’d like to eliminate two persistent rumors.

ParaNorman has nothing in common with William Castle’s 1959 black and white horror film, The Tingler. A witch’s curse and zombies menace Blithe Hollow, not a lobster-like parasite that feeds on fear.

Additionally, ParaNorman is not a remake of Disney’s 1967 The Gnome-Mobile.

While some ParaNorman characters are indeed short they are not diminutive enough to be classified as gnomes or even “gnome-like.” Plus there’s no old car filled with the magic of an elder race.

I hope this clears matters up.

The rest of the film involves Norman and his unlikely allies dealing with incidents and saving Blithe Hollow.

Clever work by the filmmakers in choosing a 2.35: 1 aspect ratio.

Overall, it is among the more pleasant, non-invasive aspect ratios.

Two stars to the directors for quick thinking on the lens. More stars were available if the audience had been asked to scream in order to help Norman drive back zombies.

But, alas, it was not to be.



GEEKY CRAFT CORNER: Make Yourself A Dr. Who Tardis Bookcase

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 Okay, so you have way too much Dr. Who crap just lying around in no particular order and are in need of a vessel to display all of it.

Why not build yourself a couple of Tardis bookshelves from scratch then?

I know, I know, it's easier to just buy something similar online but why deny yourself the pleasure of bragging about your mad skillz?

All the ladies love carpentry...

 Besides according to the creator, alantronics, it'll only take about 15 hours from start to finish (there's a lot of drying time for the glue/paint):


And then you'll have something super-cool to put all you shit in.

Sweet right?

Click HERE for the tutorial and materials list.

Source: Geek Crafts


Symbolism and Biology of THE MONSTER THAT CHALLENGED THE WORLD

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Sometimes, a movie has a monster that’s biological identification is just so goofy that they either have to embrace it or hide it as best they can. 

If it’s a comedy like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes it can work to blatantly advertise the silly monster. 

It also works for intentional cheese-fests.  But other times, the monster’s identity needs to be hidden.  Because it really is hard to make a movie focus on your giant killer beastie when it’s an animal so harmless that killing them is considered a childhood pastime.  



The Monster that Challenged the World is such a movie. 


It has great effects and some good character actors, but when you see what they identify the monsters (or ‘Kraken’ as they call them, but it has about as much to do with that monster as its portrayal in the various Clash of the Titans films did with the original mythic source). 

It’s made even worse because that identification doesn’t really work from a biological standpoint.

I mean, the puppet they use for this monster is still amazing looking, but it really can’t escape what it is. 

Symbolism

The film is a basic take on the whole Them! concept, and shares much of its symbolism. 

The creatures, however, are only radioactive by coincidence.  This robs them of some of their symbolic value.  They fit the cold war menace rather well: secretive, slow moving, dangerous. 

The lack of a radioactive element makes them far less memorable.   As an amphibious menace, they did manage to do one scene with a true ‘jaws’ moment, dragging two victims into the inky depths where humanity’s vision cannot function easily.  The unknown like that is always frightening. 

Biology

Here’s the big deal.  The game breaker for this monster.  The monster that challenged the world . . . Is a snail.

I’m serious.  It’s a giant prehistoric snail. 


Which is why it’s harder to take.  Sure, ants are nasty and spiders are always scary regardless of size.  But some animals can’t really be taken as credible threats, even when grown huge.  Locusts, slugs and snails are some of the most prominent examples.

But the thing is they aren’t really snails.

They may have the shell, but the body is something else all-together.  With their pincer-like jaws and multiple legs as well as partially segmented bodies, the shell is simply not enough to identify them as a snail. They are an entirely different invertebrate all together. 

They are Velvet Worms.


Velvet worms today are an enigmatic group of animals. 

Their soft bodies to not fossilize well, but examples of the body shape go to aquatic forms all the way back to the Cambrian period 500 million years ago.  Most of them are very small, the largest getting only to two inches in length.  The 12+ft long (able to rear up at least 6ft) monsters would face all the problems of a giant insect, but without the exoskeleton to even hold it up properly.  There does appear to be some hardening of its skin to an almost exoskeleton, but the overall body is simply too soft in its movements to be a proper exoskeleton.

Modern Velvet Worms are themselves predators (at least, more predatory than land-based snails.  Aquatic species can be quite deadly), using a sticky slime to trap prey and hold it – sort of like Spider-man webbing up criminals. The monsters in the film drool this sticky white substance (the Freudian analysts are going to have a field day with that one), which is proclaimed to be snail slime, but would equally fit in as the trap of a velvet worm.


But what of the shell? 

Well, convergent evolution hits there.  There are no examples in nature of such a shell forming in arthropods, but weirder convergences have occurred.

Because of their soft bodies, they are usually found in warm, wet environments.  No aquatic species currently survive.  Animals known as lobopods such as Aysheaia are considered possibly related to the modern Velvet worms, but there is no way yet to confirm it.

Another fun bit of biology is in how the creates were formed. 

The monsters originated in the Salton Sea, when an earthquake opened a cave where their dried eggs were held in preservation. 


The cave might help, but there is an animal whose eggs can survive extremely harsh conditions to the point of drying out completely and then reviving when water is applied.  

These are known colloquially as Triops (or tadpole shrimp), and aside from Sea Monkeys, have been a staple of back-of-kids-magazine goodies for a century. 

Triops longicaudatus

The triops is far more primitive and more durable having survived as a living fossil since the Triassic period.  Today, they can be found in deserts across the globe, their dried eggs even reaching Death Valley and surviving in a dehydrated state for up to 20 years. 

These animals prefer to live in vernal pools: shallow, temporary pools of water created after heavy rain or heavy snow melt and which are not large enough to attract fish for the most part.  Many amphibians use these to breed as well.

It’s clear that the monsters from the film took inspiration from this survivor of the natural world.  Why they made it a snail rather than a triops is beyond me. 

Triops look way cooler. 

Guess they wanted a monster that could loom over the cast rather than ones that crawls over the ground.



THE SUMMER JAM WE'VE BEEN DESPERATELY WAITING FOR: Hot Cheetos and Takis

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This summer has been disappointing in the music department for me. I haven't experienced one song that has made me look past its gooey center and download it secretly to my iPod to enjoy when I'm alone. It's almost as though summer didn't exist for me at all.

But wait a second, what's this? A catchy tune sung by school children about snack foods?

By god, I think we have it! THE summer song. Oh thank you sweet season of warmth and too loud boomboxes, thank you.

I knew you'd come through for me in the end.


Source: Videogum


FORCES OF GEEK TOP 10 FILMS OF ALL TIME POLL

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Recently, British film magazine Sight & Sound published the results of their Greatest Films Poll, their "once-a-decade critics' poll -- the largest and most historically embedded survey of such matters", which resulted in Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo taking first place from long-standing #1, Citizen Kane.
Critics' Poll: 2012
1. Vertigo (Alfred Hitchcock, 1958)
2. Citizen Kane (Orson Welles, 1941)
3. Tokyo Story (Yasujiro Ozu, 1953)
4. La Règle du jeu (Jean Renoir, 1939)
5. Sunrise: A Song for Two Humans (F.W. Murnau, 1927)
6.  2001: A Space Odyssey (Stanley Kubrick, 1968)
7. The Searcher (John Ford, 1956)
8. Man With a Movie Camera (Dziga Vertov, 1929)
9. The Passion of Joan of Arc (Carl Theodor Dreyer, 1927)
10. (Federico Fellini, 1963)
In response to this list, we reached out to FOG! contributors past and present and some very special guests to get their list of the greatest films.  For many, this was a difficult decision.  Results varied, with some people indicating that their list was their favorites, rather than actually being "great films".  In my opinion, that decision is synonymous.  If it's a favorite, it would qualify as great (although perhaps not artistically or culturally significant).

Check out the results after the jump, and if you're so inclined, share your list in the comments.

STEFAN BLITZ
Editor-in-Chief, Forces of Geek
  1. Jaws
  2. Diner
  3. Superman: The Movie
  4. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  5. The Godfather
  6. Animal House
  7. Flash Gordon
  8. The Empire Strikes Back
  9. North by Northwest
  10. Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

ELIZABETH WEITZ
Managing Editor, Forces of Geek
  1. The Empire Strikes Back
  2. Jaws
  3. Star Wars
  4. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
  5. Return of the Jedi
  6. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  7. The Last Starfighter
  8. Brazil
  9. Jackie Brown
  10. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

ETHAN GILSDORF
Author, Fantasy Freaks and Gaming Geeks / www.ethangilsdorf.com  / FOG! Contributor
  1. Modern Times
  2. Szegénylegények (The Round-Up)
  3. Jaws
  4. The Apu Trilogy
  5. Lawrence of Arabia
  6. Fanny and Alexander
  7. Fantasia
  8. Rear Window
  9. Citizen Kane
  10. Seven Samurai

CRYSTAL DURANT
FOG! Columnist
  1. Alien
  2. Aliens
  3. Near Dark
  4. Coffy
  5. Destry Rides Again
  6. Some Like it Hot
  7. Purple Rain
  8. Old School
  9. The Blues Brothers
  10. Do The Right Thing

CARL GOTTLIEB
Screenwriter: Jaws, The Jerk, Doctor Detroit / Actor / Comedian
  1. The General
  2. The Prisoner of Zenda (1937)
  3. The Man Who Would Be King
  4. The Godfather / and The Godfather: Part II
  5. Singin' in the Rain
  6. The Grapes of Wrath
  7. Casablanca
  8. The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre
  9. Duck Soup
  10. Men in Black 3
Not included, by virtue of modesty: Jaws

Runners-Up: Magnificent Seven, The Wild Bunch, Modern Times, The African Queen, Sunset Boulevard


JAMES TUCKER
Producer, Batman: The Brave & The Bold, Legion of Super Heroes, Justice League


These are just off the top of my head movies that I got a kick out of. By no means definitive. If you asked me tomorrow, I'd think of a whole other list.

  1. All About Eve
  2. Caged!
  3. Baby Face
  4. The Raid: Redemption
  5. RoboCop
  6. White Heat
  7. Brute Force
  8. Network
  9. Mildred Pierce
  10. Female Trouble

ELLEN WADDELL
FOG! Columnist / ellenwaddell.tumblr.com / bassist, Los Campesinos!
In no particular order:
Runners-Up: Chasing Amy, Labyrinth, Oldboy


JOE KEATINGE

Eisner & Harvey award-winning comic book writer and editor of Hell Yeah, Glory, Popgun and One Model Nation / http://joekeatinge.tumblr.com/

My number one movie has always been and I imagine will always be Harold & Maude. 2-10 change on a regular basis.


  1. Harold and Maude
  2. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  3. Dune
  4. Alien
  5. Ninja Turf
  6. Inglourious Basterds
  7. Crumb
  8. Ed Wood
  9. Speed Racer
  10. Baby Geniuses

LEV GROSSMAN
Author: The Magicians and The Magician King / Time Magazine book critic / levgrossman.com/
  1. Brazil
  2. Star Wars
  3. My Neighbor Totoro
  4. Spirited Away
  5. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  6. The Godfather
  7. Blade Runner
  8. Alien
  9. The Bourne Identity
  10. Repo Man

BILL MACHON
FOG! columnist
  1. Star Wars
  2. Blade Runner
  3. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  4. Solaris
  5. Seven Samurai
  6. A Clockwork Orange
  7. Akira
  8. Alien
  9. Spirited Away
  10. The Shining

MIKE MIGNOLA
Writer / Artist / Creator, Hellboy / www.artofmikemignola.com
Okay--In no particular order--

TODD SOKOLOVE
FOG! Columnist / Producer and co-host of Beware of the Babylon podcast
  1. Vertigo
  2. Lawrence of Arabia
  3. The 400 Blows
  4. Fantasia
  5. Easy Rider
  6. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  7. Blue Velvet
  8. Roger & Me
  9. Singin' in the Rain
  10. Halloween

LARRY KARASZEWSKI
Co-writer, Ed Wood, The People Vs. Larry Flynt / co-writer & co-director Screwed, upcoming Big Eyes
  1. Casablanca
  2. Nashville
  3. La Dolce Vita
  4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  5. The Godfather
  6. Sunset Blvd.
  7. Annie Hall
  8. The Exorcist
  9. Citizen Kane
  10. West Side Story

SETH LEVI

FOG! columnist

  1. Vertigo
  2. Alien
  3. Psycho
  4. Yojimbo
  5. Rear Window
  6. Week End
  7. Manhattan
  8. Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  9. The Battle of Algiers
  10. Modern Times

ANDY RISTAINO
Lead Designer, Adventure Time / http://skronked.blogspot.com

BRIAN SANER-LAMKEN

Lapsed Comics Journalist/ http://blamken.blogspot.com/
My 10 Favorite Films (Today)



CHRIS MANLEY
Cinematographer, Mad Men
Sorry, but that's twelve and I can't figure out which two to eliminate! I put them in alphabetical order because I can't possibly rank them, but I will say that is my all-time #1, and has been for 20+ years.


ALLISON KRUMWIEDE

FOG! contributor / http://allisonkrumwiede.com/
  1. When Harry Met Sally...
  2. My Own Private Idaho
  3. The Lost Boys
  4. Psycho
  5. The Shining
  6. Goodfellas
  7. Addams Family Values
  8. Sleeping Beauty
  9. Forrest Gump
  10. The Dark Crystal

KYLE NEWMAN
Director, Fanboys; upcoming Chewie
  1. The Rules of the Game
  2. The Bicycle Thief Citizen Kane
  3. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  4. Grand Illusion
  5. Casablanca
  6. Star Wars
  7. Rear Window
  8. Seven Samurai

RYAN JACKSON
FOG! Columnist
  1. Blade Runner
  2. Inception
  3. Heat
  4. Batman Begins
  5. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  6. Yojimbo
  7. The Empire Strikes Back
  8. Alien
  9. The Deer Hunter
  10. Unforgiven

MIKE HOWLETT 
Author: The Weird World of Eerie Publications
  1. Tombs of the Blind Dead
  2. Brides of Dracula
  3. Black Sunday (1960)
  4. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

  5. The Werewolf Versus The Vampire Woman
  6. Tales from the Crypt (1972)
  7. City of the Living Dead
  8. Creature from the Black Lagoon
  9. Top Sensation (The Seducers)
  10. Frogs
My big problem with Sight and Sound's Top Ten list is that is has no Cushing, no Naschy, no Bava, no gore, no tits, no ass, no killer lizards... in fact not a monster at all! I could watch any of the ten movies on my list every day and never tire of them!


STEVE AHLQUIST
FOG! columnist / creator, OZ Squad (http://www.oz-squad.com/)
Here's the only true top ten, in no particular order:
And like all lists, I'm sure it would be substantially different if I did it again tomorrow.


LEN WEIN
Comic book writer-editor / Co-creator Swamp Thing, Wolverine 
  1. Citizen Kane
  2. Casablanca
  3. The Producers
  4. The Magnificent Seven
  5. Die Hard
  6. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
  7. The Thin Man
  8. Dirty Harry
  9. The Dark Knight
  10. Groundhog Day

MIKE CALAHAN
FOG! Columnist / http://mikecalahan.wordpress.com
My top 10 (in no particular order)

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MARC BONANNI

Mammal / Educator / neckice.blogspot.com

Here is what I came up with. Today. Like, next year, when asked to do this, hell, next week, in an hour, it will change.


  1. The Godfather
  2. Alien
  3. The Wizard of Oz
  4. Saturday Night Fever
  5. Gimme Shelter
  6. Blue Velvet
  7. The Producers
  8. Take the Money and Run
  9. Goodfellas
  10. I reserve this spot for films which may not be included in anyone’s “best of” list. None of these
 films are studied, will be on (cue angelic music) Criterion Collections editions, or ever considered
 masterpieces of the craft. However, they are good: no, not in a “so bad they are good, good.”
 They are good because I will ALWAYS watch these films, wherever they are, while flipping
 through the channels. They have a Siren-like power over me. I succumb to their wiles. My 
world will stop to watch. And, I own them all:

 Splice, Drumline, Paparazzi, 
Bride Wars, Booty Call and The Substitute Quadrilogy

HANNIBAL TABU

Acclaimed and reviled writer Hannibal Tabu is the founder of Komplicated.com


  1. Tie: The Empire Strikes Back / Malcolm X
  2. I Will Follow
  3. Blazing Saddles
  4. Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
  5. Fight Club
  6. Lost in Translation
  7. The Best Man
  8. Enter The Dragon
  9. Grease
  10. The Avengers

WALTER GREATSHELL
FOG! Contributor / Author; Mad Skills, Xombies trilogy / http://waltergreatshell.com/


GUY BENOIT

Screenwriter: Exhumed, Atomic Brain Invasion

  1. Monty Python & the Holy Grail
  2. Metropolis
  3. A Clockwork Orange
  4. Gimme Shelter
  5. Alien
  6. Monterey Pop
  7. Blue Velvet
  8. Buffalo '66
  9. The King Of Comedy
  10. Tin Men

CHRISTOPHER GOLDEN
Award-winning genre author for adults, teens, and young readers  / http://www.christophergolden.com/
This list started much longer. Once upon a time it would've included things like The Godfather, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Princess Bride, every Miyazaki movie, and every Abbott & Costello flick, even the worst ones. See, this is not a list of what I consider the best films of all time (although Blade Runner and Jaws would certainly be on that list as well). This is my "desert island" list--the movies I'd want to have with me if I were ever stranded on a desert island (with the tech to watch movies...yeah, I know, just go with it). Call it my personal cinematic comfort food. The Top 10 movies that are part of my soul. [By the way, I cheated. You'll see.]
(**Yes, I could only get it down to eleven. Wanna make something of it??)


TAFFETA DARLING

Cosplayer / www.curvesandcomics.blogspot.com

  1. Young Frankenstein
  2. The Goonies
  3. Ghostbusters II
  4. Bottle Rocket
  5. L.A. Story
  6. Big Trouble in Little China
  7. Uncle Buck
  8. The NeverEnding Story
  9. To Kill a Mockingbird
  10. For Love of The Game

CHRISTOPHER MILLS
Writer / dvdlateshow.com
  1. King Kong
  2. North by Northwest
  3. Casablanca
  4. Reservoir Dogs
  5. The Killer
  6. His Girl Friday
  7. The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre
  8. Sunset Blvd.
  9. Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
  10. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Of course, I'm already second-guessing this list, had to leave off about a dozen others....and it's also making me realize that I'm woefully ignorant of a 100+ years of foreign cinema..


NICOLE McCONTROVERSY

Director of Programming, Boston Underground Film Festival; www.bostonunderground.org

  1. Hausu
  2. Blade Runner
  3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  4. Survive Style 5+
  5. Twelve Monkeys
  6. Run Lola Run
  7. Poltergeist
  8. Master of the Flying Guillotine
  9. Grosse Point Blank
  10. Never Die Alone

JOHN OTTMAN

Film Composer / Editor: Superman Returns, X2:X-Men United, The Usual Suspects


JESSE THORN

Host and producer of The Sound of Young America and the proprietor of maximumfun.org
  1. A Thousand Clowns
  2. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
  3. Monty Python & the Holy Grail
  4. Rushmore
  5. F For Fake
  6. Fast, Cheap & Out of Control
  7. Wet Hot American Summer
  8. Babe: Pig in the City
  9. The Limey
  10. Style Wars

RICH REDMAN
FOG! Columnist / http://www.richredman.ws/


DOUGLAS RUSHKOFF
Media theorist / Writer / Documentarian / Lecturer/ Graphic Novelist / http://www.rushkoff.com/


MARC BERNARDIN

Editor, The Hollywood Reporter / screenwriter / comic writer
 / http://bernardin.tumblr.com/
  1. Aliens
  2. The Empire Strikes Back
  3. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  4. Pan's Labyrinth
  5. Lawrence of Arabia
  6. Some Like it Hot
  7. Die Hard
  8. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  9. The Incredibles
  10. Yojimbo

GEOFF BOUCHER

Editor, LA Times Hero Complex

Top 10 (alphabetical order)

MARK A. ALTMAN Founding Publisher, Geek Magazine / Executive producer Cinemax Femme Fatales
  1. Citizen Kane
  2. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  3. Double Indemnity
  4. North by Northwest
  5. Charade
  6. Chinatown
  7. High Noon
  8. Rosemary's Baby
  9. Singin' in the Rain
  10. Miller's Crossing

JEREMY DRYSDALE
Screenwriter / Wordsmith / FOG! Contributor
  1. The Godfather
  2. The Godfather: Part II
  3. Se7en
  4. Cabaret
  5. Pulp Fiction
  6. Black Hawk Down
  7. Léon: The Professional
  8. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  9. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
  10. Goodfellas

ANDREZ BERGEN
FOG! Columnist / Author: Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat and upcoming 100 Years of Vicissitude

 / http://iffybizness.blogspot.com/

  1. The Maltese Falcon
  2. The Third Man
  3. Ghost in the Shell
  4. Ran
  5. A Zed & Two Noughts
  6. Stalker
  7. Millennium Actress
  8. Brazil
  9. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  10. Seven Samurai

SHADE RUPE

Director, Play Dead (starring Penn & Teller); author/editor Dark Stars Rising / http://www.shaderupe.com/

  1. Performance
  2. The Devils
  3. The Conformist
  4. All That Jazz
  5. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  6. Rosemary's Baby
  7. Blade Runner
  8. Excalibur
  9. Island of Lost Souls
  10. Alien

ALLAN ARKUSH
Television and film director including Heroes, Hollywood Boulevard, Deathsport, and Rock 'n' Roll High School.
My personal top 10, which is not the same as what are the 10 Greatest Movies of all time.If it was all time greatest there would be more overlap with what has already been voted on. OK PERSONAL TOP 10 Favorites:

ROBERT MEYER BURNETT
Filmmaker / Producer / Noted Trekkie
These might not be THE BEST movies ever made...but they're my favorites...
  1. Tie: The Godfather / Tie: The Godfather: Part II
  2. A Clockwork Orange
  3. All About Eve
  4. Amélie
  5. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  6. Apocalypse Now
  7. The Exorcist
  8. The Empire Strikes Back
  9. Wings of Desire
  10. Close Encounters of the Third Kind

MIKE WHITE
Editor, publisher of Cashiers du Cinemart / Co-host and co-founder of The Projection Booth podcast

ROBERT JAZ
FOG Columnist /  DJ From The Black Lagoon / http://robertjaz.com/
  1. All 6 original Lone Wolf and Cub films (I cannot separate these films)
  2. Bedazzled (1967)
  3. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  4. Blow-Up
  5. It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
  6. The Ladies Man (1961)
  7. Any Godzilla film  (I can't pick just one!)
  8. Animal House
  9. Regen (1929)
  10. The Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz

RICHARD GRIFFIN

Director: The Disco Exorcist, Atomic Brain Invasion, Exhumed, Murder University
 / http://scorpiofilmreleasing.net/

  1. A Patch of Blue
  2. Taxi Driver
  3. Touch of Evil
  4. Rear Window
  5. Day for Night
  6. The Conformist
  7. Casablanca
  8. The Conversation
  9. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

  10. Wizards


KAARE ANDREWS

Writer/Artist: Spider-Man: Reign; Director: Altitude, ABCs Of Death (premiering at 2012 TIFF)

DIRK MANNING
Writer, creator of Nightmare World, Tales of Mr. Rhee and Love Stories About Death for Image Comics/Shadowline. His new book Writer or Wrong: A Writer's Guide to Creating Comics is scheduled for an October release.
Top Ten Favorite Movies of All Time (as of August 2012)
  1. The Karate Kid (1984)
  2. The Incredibles
  3. The Crow
  4. Reservoir Dogs
  5. Romeo + Juliet (1996)
  6. Cabin in the Woods
  7. Let the Right One In
  8. They Live
  9. Back to the Future
  10. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Runners-Up: The Iron Giant, Forrest Gump, Dagon, The Karate Kid Part II, Rubber, Aliens, Friday the 13th: Part VII, The Mist, Black Dynamite, The Avengers, and most of the Pixar catalog (yes, including Cars)


ATLEE GREENE
FOG! Columnist / http://www.midnightlogic.wordpress.com
  1. The Shawshank Redemption
  2. The Empire Strikes Back
  3. The Boondock Saints
  4. The Usual Suspects
  5. Independence Day
  6. Training Day
  7. The Avengers
  8. Goodfellas
  9. Forrest Gump
  10. The Godfather

KYLE JACKSON
Former FOG! Editor / Award-Winning Musician, http://sixstargeneral.com
  1. Days of Heaven
  2. Paths of Glory
  3. The Deer Hunter
  4. Taxi Driver
  5. Jaws
  6. Repo Man
  7. Night of the Hunter
  8. Rumble Fish
  9. The Killer
  10. The Getaway (1972)

RYAN FERRIER
Comic Book writer and letterer, The Brothers James, Tiger Lawyer, and Terminals / http://about.me/ryanferrier
  1. Jaws
  2. The Thing
  3. Dawn of the Dead (1978)

  4. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  5. Vanishing Point
  6. The Warriors
  7. The Empire Strikes Back
  8. Back to the Future
  9. Jurassic Park
  10. Inglourious Basterds

EMMA-JANE CORSAN
FOG! Columnist / www.cheesemint.com
  1. Requiem For A Dream
  2. Metropolis
  3. Rope
  4. Blade Runner
  5. The Thing
  6. The Shining
  7. Princess Mononoke
  8. Amélie
  9. Pulp Fiction
  10. To Kill a Mockingbird


DEAN GALANIS
FOG! contributor/Hollywood Insider
This was kinda impossible. But here's my Top Ten as of today. Changes all the time. Not really in any order.
  1. The Blues Brothers
  2. The Road Warrior
  3. Once Upon a Time in the West
  4. The Thing
  5. Blow Out
  6. Jaws
  7. The Killer
  8. The Shining
  9. Psycho
  10. Aliens
Have to include a list of what I'd call Top Ten Second Favorite Movies -- films that aren't really even numbers 11-20, necessarily, but on a different level are among my favorites: Groundhog Day, Galaxy Quest, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, S.O.B., Synecdoche, New York, Alien, Mulholland Drive, Raiders of the Lost Ark, A Christmas Story, The Ninth Configuration.


BRYAN J.L. GLASS
2-time Harvey Award-winning writer of Mice Templar & Quixote from Image Comics, Magician, Thor & Valkyrie at Marvel Comics
These things always trouble me, as "best" does not always translate as "favorite," and vice-versa.


TONY PACITTI
FOG! columnist / writer, My Best Friend is a Wookiee: One Boy's Journey to Find His Place in the Galaxy    
  1. The Empire Strikes Back
  2. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
  3. The Big Lebowski
  4. Akira
  5. Tie: Yojimbo
  6. Tie: A Fistful of Dollars
  7. The Thing
  8. Jackie Brown
  9. Young Frankenstein
  10. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

WILLIAM WALKER
FOG! contributor / Screenwriter
  1. Jaws
  2. To Kill a Mockingbird
  3. Miller's Crossing
  4. Halloween
  5. Glory
  6. When Harry Met Sally...
  7. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
  8. Goodfellas
  9. A Bridge Too Far
  10. Beauty and the Beast

BILL CUNNINGHAM
Mad Pulp Bastard, Pulp 2.0 Press
  1. Star Wars
  2. The Quiet Man
  3. To Live and Die in L.A.
  4. The Dirty Dozen
  5. The Dam Busters
  6. The 39 Steps
  7. Rocketship X-M
  8. War of the Worlds (1953)
  9. Vampire Circus
  10. King Kong

DANIE WARE
Former FOG! Contributor / Author; upcoming Ecko Rising
  1. Aliens
  2. Dead Poet's Society
  3. Time Bandits
  4. Flash Gordon
  5. Some Like it Hot
  6. Rear Window
  7. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  8. Red Cliff
  9. Akira
  10. 2001: A Space Odyssey

JAVIER GRILLO-MARXUACH
Television Writer, Producer; Lost, Medium, Charmed / Creator, Producer; The Middleman
I don't believe that any one great film is inherently "greater" than - or necessarily comparable to - another in terms of "greatness", so I refuse to rank these numerically.

FRANKIE THIRTEEN
FOG! Columnist / Filmmaker / http://frankiethirteen.com/
  1. Back to the Future
  2. Superman: The Movie
  3. Star Wars
  4. RoboCop
  5. Lethal Weapon
  6. Ghostbusters
  7. Seven Samurai
  8. The Royal Tenenbaums
  9. The Incredibles
  10. Mary Poppins

ADAM BEECHEN
Comic Book Writer / Television Screenwriter
  1. Breaking Away
  2. The Apartment
  3. Rear Window
  4. Network
  5. The Wild Bunch
  6. Being There
  7. Broadcast News
  8. The Bridge on the River Kwai
  9. Lawrence of Arabia
  10. Dog Day Afternoon

DANNY BILSON
Television, Movie, Director, and Producer; The Rocketeer, The Flash, Viper, The Sentinel / Video Game Writer, 007: Agent Under Fire, The Sims
  1. The Grapes of Wrath
  2. Apocalypse Now
  3. The Godfather
  4. Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
  5. The Searchers
  6. The Big Lebowski
  7. All The President's Men
  8. The Wild Bunch
  9. Some Like it Hot
  10. Goldfinger

MATT BERGIN
FOG! Contributor / http://www.comicscure.blogspot.com/
Top 10 superhero movies:
  1. The Incredibles
  2. The Avengers
  3. The Dark Knight
  4. Superman II
  5. Batman (1966)
  6. The Amazing Spider-Man
  7. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
  8. The Matrix
  9. Sky High
  10. Super Fuzz
Honorable mention: Chronicle


SALVATORE CUCCINATA
FOG! Columnist
  1. King Kong
  2. Gojira
  3. Wall-E
  4. The Incredibles
  5. Jaws
  6. Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein
  7. Blazing Saddles
  8. Ghostbusters
  9. Evil Dead II
  10. Evangelion 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance

STEVE SEGAL
FOG! columnist

  1. The Third Man
  2. Lawrence of Arabia
  3. Citizen Kane
  4. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  5. Chinatown
  6. The Godfather
  7. Diabolique 
  8. Star Wars
  9. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  10. Goodfellas

JESSIE LYNN

FOG! Columnist / http://rustbeltjessie.com

My Top Ten Favorite Music-Related Films That Aren’t Musicals or Documentaries
 (In Chronological Order)



KAS DeCARVALHO
FOG! Contributor / Bat-Fan
I can't just do 10.  I need an extra 90.  I'll settle for an extra 3.
  1. Casablanca
  2. The Empire Strikes Back
  3. Aliens
  4. The Dark Knight
  5. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  6. The Usual Suspects
  7. From Russia With Love
  8. The Great Escape
  9. Blade Runner
  10. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  11. Pulp Fiction
  12. Schindler's List
  13. Unforgiven

STEVEN THOMPSON (aka BookSteve)
Pop Culture Blogger / http://booksteveslibrary.blogspot.comhttp://bookstevechannel.blogspot.com / http://1974geeksfirstjournal.blogspot.com
(Not necessarily my favorites but what I consider to be the best I’ve ever seen)
  1. Casablanca
  2. Night of the Hunter
  3. Citizen Kane
  4. The Philadelphia Story
  5. Wings of Desire
  6. The Outlaw Josey Wales
  7. The Wicker Man
  8. Yellow Submarine
  9. The Wizard of Oz
  10. To Kill a Mockingbird

LARRY YOUNG
Writer of Astronauts in Trouble and The Black Diamond / www.ait-planetlar.com
  1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  2. Blade Runner
  3. Planet of the Apes
  4. Die Hard
  5. Alien
  6. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  7. Fletch
  8. Escape From New York
  9. Zero Effect
  10. Tie: Bullitt / Vanishing Point

JOSH SELLE
FOG! Contributor / Editor, Contextual Sociometry
By release date:
Runners-Up: Poltergeist and The Empire Strikes Back


MARK WENSEL
FOG! Columnist / http://www.profwagstaff.com/
Here are my Top These are not the "Best Films" (Citizen Kane would be top of THAT list), but my absolute favorites with maximum rewatchability.

JONATHAN RYDER
FOG! Columnist
  1. Citizen Kane
  2. A Trip to the Moon
  3. King Kong
  4. The Birth of a Nation
  5. The Jazz Singer (1927)
  6. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  7. Gone With The Wind
  8. Star Wars
  9. Modern Times
  10. Blade Runner

TEA KRULOS
FOG! Contributer / Author, Heroes in the Night / http://heroesinthenight.blogspot.com/
Top Ten Movies I Like Watching On A Friday Night:

DEREK GUILEY
Screenwriter / Co-creator, Executive Producer Cartoon Network's Level-Up
This is simply a list of my favorite 10 films of all time as of today at 5PM.
  1. Apocalypse Now
  2. Blade Runner
  3. Star Wars
  4. TIE:  Raiders of the Lost Ark / E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
  5. Cinema Paradiso
  6. The Shawshank Redemption
  7. City of God
  8. Ran
  9. Das Boot
  10. Time Bandits

BOB BURDEN
Cartoonist / creator of Flaming Carrot and Mystery Men / http://www.flamingcarrot.com/

I was hesitant to come up with a list of favorite movies. Somehow, when anyone recommends a movie or book to me I tend to associate that person with that book or movie for years to come. However here, I wanted to come up with a list for you of movies that are obscure. but should be seen or movies that were popular, but need a second look because they are really quite interesting, despite their mass appeal.

Actually this is a list of movies I compiled a few years back. a list of movies that I'd buy the poster of, as an investment, because I think these movies will be still appreciated or more appreciated in 20 or 100 years, whichever comes first.

Also these are in no particular order. And this is surely not a complete list. Just some movies that I thing deserve a closer look. I would consider these 4 star movies: really perfect, flawless classics.

One bit of advice; when watching a classic I think one is best served looking at it as if it's the first time you've seen in, and also try and blot out of your mind, all the good or bad things you have heard the film or how popular it was. There are a lot of really popular films that are still quite good.

Also, while watching a movie with friends is a great and wonderful ritual, I think watching a great film alone, all by yourself will often reveal and open many films to the viewer in ways that are personal and wonderful. Learn to now and then, be selfish about such things.

MY TOP 20!

HANS FEURSINGER
Screenwriter, Assassin's Bullet
My top ten films in order. These are ranked by how much of an influence they had on me as a writer, on "rewatchability" and on sheer awesomeness.


  1. Star Wars
  2. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  3. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  4. Back to the Future
  5. The Usual Suspects
  6. The Big Lebowski
  7. A Clockwork Orange
  8. Pulp Fiction
  9. Miller's Crossing
  10. Blue Velvet

GARY TOOZE

Editor-in-Chief, DVDBeaver.com


  1. Rosetta 
  2. Casablanca
  3. Vertigo
  4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  5. Black Narcissus
  6. Nights of Cabiria
  7. The Mirror
  8. City Lights
  9. L'Ecclise
  10. Tie: A Man Escaped, The Best Years of Our Lives, Late Spring, The Bicycle Thief, Three Colors: Blue

DANIEL DOCKERY

FOG! columnist / http://danielsfunny.com/


  1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
  2. RoboCop
  3. Chato's Land
  4. Super
  5. Audition
  6. Sideways
  7. The Most Dangerous Game
  8. Creepshow
  9. The Virgin Spring
  10. The Valley Of Gwangi 

JACKIE CRUZ

Former FOG! editor
I took it
 from the dual perspective of the ones I've studied over and over and what
 I would want on a desert island.


  1. L.A. Confidential
  2. The Great Escape
  3. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  4. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  5. The Princess Bride
  6. North by Northwest
  7. Pan's Labyrinth
  8. Sunset Boulevard
  9. The Shawshank Redemption
  10. Picnic at Hanging Rock


VICTOR PAUL ALVAREZ
Writer, Yahoo! Digital  / http://thebaltimoreson.wordpress.com/
  1. Goodfellas
  2. Citizen Kane
  3. The Godfather: Part II
  4. Glengarry Glen Ross
  5. Casablanca
  6. Jaws
  7. The Usual Suspects
  8. Pulp Fiction
  9. Superman: The Movie
  10. Easy Money

TROY ALLEN
FOG! Contributor / Podcaster, www.wearemoka.blogspot.com
  1. The Empire Strikes Back
  2. Superman: The Movie
  3. Jurassic Park
  4. Predator
  5. Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
  6. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  7. Dazed and Confused
  8. The Magnificent Seven
  9. The Social Network
  10. Die Hard with a Vengeance

ALEX  C. TELANDER
FOG! Columnist / http://bookbanter.wordpress.com/



ENJOY YOUR IMPENDING DOOM With This Mayan Countdown Clock

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 Nothing can motivate an individual more effectively than a deadline and what better way to get you to finish up all those important End of Days projects in a timely manner than with this Mayan Countdown Clock.

It just makes good apocalyptic sense.

And this particular countdown device runs on 4 soon-to-be-a-precious-commodity AAA batteries so there's no need to rely on electricity from a wall socket that will probably stop working the moment the clock turns 12:01 on December 21st.

And, better yet, once the Day of Horror has arrived, you can reset your doomsday clock to countdown various other mini apocalypses that will no doubt occur as humanity crumbles and we humans revert back to the days of neanderthals.

The clock costs £9.99 (about $14) before shipping but you might want to act now.

After-all, time is running short.

Source: Red Ferret


ANTI-DRUG BOARD GAME BY Ren and Stimpy Creator John K Is A Real Trip

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 Back in 1990 an anti-drug board game was designed by the crazed creator of Ren and Stimpy, John K, called Captain Quantum vs. The Ugly Druggies and released only to schools in an effort to curb children's desire for a quick fix.

The game was sponsored by the Coca-Cola Company (wink, wink).

Anyway, the game was meant to be led by a Dungeon Master "Mission Navigator" (adult) who would then explain the game and proceed to lead the players "Sun Troopers" (students) through various "drugs" which would ultimately lead to discussions and a desperate need to get high.

The game came with a game board, spaceship markers, stickers, 200 cards and a six-sided dice (velvet bag not included).[board game geek]

Now, while this sounds pretty tame, take a look at John K's art work and ask yourself this question "Was John high at the time he was drawing?"




I think he was.

Which makes me want to own this game more than anything in the world. But if it wasn't for sale, how can I get one?

Christ people, we live in the age of the Internet, I can get anything...especially a game like this (click HERE).

Oh, and yes, I will be playing this game while completely baked...it seems only right.

Source: Super Punch


Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S7E8: Blue

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Clark uses his magic blue crystal—that’s apparently a holding place for Kryptonian replicants—and finally gets some face time with his real mom because, really, Smallville has stopped even pretending to make sense right now. 

Too bad his nutjob uncle is back on Earth, too.

And something’s up with Grant at the Planet…and his Luthor connection.

The Random:
1. Kara went surfing with Jimmy in Coast City.  The city mention is cool because that’s where Green Lantern is from, but seriously, Jimmy surfs?  Not buyin’ it.

2. Poor Chloe just caught Lois and Grant hooking up.  Man, this girl just can’t catch a break.

3. Lara meant well, sure, but for future reference, Mrs. El—don’t give your son a present that takes away his powers and makes him get his ass beat.  Just a thought.


“So, my mom is stuck in this crystal you say?
Sure, makes sense.  Why not?”


The Awesome:
1. Zor El is a total badass (tossing Lana like a ragdoll helps) and just shows again that Krypton was chock full of psychopaths and that it’s a damn good thing for Earth that Clark got picked up by the Kents.

2. The matchup you never thought you’d see—Zor El vs. Lionel Luthor in a Staplers, Desk Chairs, and Paper Clips bout in Lionel’s office that, luckily for him, Clark was able to interfere in.  Winner by disqualification: Zor El.

3. The more we see about Krypton the more we’re forced to question if they were the good guys after all, and each revelation makes Clark face those same questions as he struggles with his place in both our world and his heritage.

“You think this is bad, wait until you see Detroit…”


The WTF?!:
1. So Zor El and Lara are “replicants” who lived in the magic blue crystal, even though the real them died.  Right.  And this makes sense how?  Oh, right, it doesn’t.  And since the Kryptonians apparently vacationed on Earth every summer, Zor El knew that blue Kryptonite would take away Clark’s powers, even though he and Lara being right next to it didn’t do anything to them.  Wow.

2. Clark’s brilliant plan to get the Blue Ring of Death off his finger?  Try and cut it off with a power saw.  While his powers are gone.  Again, wow.  His second plan, to destroy the crystal?  It makes mom and Uncle Crazypants disappear, and gets Kara stuck in Detroit, Earth’s version of the firepits of Apokalips.  Good job.

3. So the secret connection between the Luthors and Grant?  Grant is really Julian Luthor, the infant son we all knew to be dead.  How?  Well, remember how I mentioned Smallville stopped trying to make sense of some things.  This is one of those some.

“Ok, so the power saw was a poor idea.  I get that.
Do me a favor and hand me that acetylene torch, will ya?”



HIGHLIGHT YOUR DRINKING PROBLEM With These Vintage-Inspired Star Trek Booze Posters

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 Why limit your drinking decor to just light-up beer signs when you could celebrate your Nerdy alcoholism with some classy Star Trek booze art done in a very cool retro style?

Designed by Etsy artist Dangerous Days, your home can get sloshed on such wonderful concoctions like these:




And, at only $12 a piece, you could slather them all over your walls like projectile vomit.

Who says drinking can't lead to a more fulfilling and stylish life?

Source: Neatorama


Blerding Up Black History

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As it was with many folks, my life recently was taken up by the Olympics.

Yes, those two insane halcyon weeks of glory, sweat, human excellence and schmaltz a-plenty.

The Olympics really are built for nerds.


Cataloging a boatload of characters with countries and backstories to follow. Immersing yourself in the culture of the host nation? Figuring out time zones and navigating both online streaming and TV broadcast schedules?

Nerd stuff!

And then there are the sports.


The Olympics are the only place where cool-guy sports such as track sprinting, basketball and volleyball are put alongside prime geek sports – table tennis, fencing, archery, and jumping 30 feet in the air on a giant death-defying trampoline. And there's something called a Velodrome. Anything with a Velodrome is made for nerds.

Velodrome for the gold.

Even the athletes have their pockets of nerd/geek/dork. Think of the super-intense dedication spent in a lifetime to attain world-class mastery at something? Gotta have some geek in you for that. Even Michael Phelps, the world's most decorated Olympian, comes off pretty dorky half the time, right?

And this year's London Olympics opening ceremony was a celebration of nerds.

How couldn't it be, with Trainspotting director Danny Boyle at the helm? We had Kenneth Branagh reciting The Tempest, Queen Elizabeth II parachuting with James Bond, Mr. Bean faking his way through “Chariots of Fire.” And Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the World Wide Web, overseeing a 21st-century meet-cute.

007's latest conquest.

I loved Boyle's unabashedly British, inside-jokey, kaleidoscope view of Britain and its history, putting grit and grime right alongside majesty and empire. And it made me think: Why can't black history look like Danny Boyle's vision?

When I think of black history in this country, it's become this calcified thing that gets trotted out in February and then put back in the box until someone reminds us that it's the first time a black person has done something. It's a parade of firsts, both great and small.

We had one of those moments at the Olympics. Thanks, Gabby Douglas!


You're the first Afro-American gymnast to win the individual all-around! Which, while cool, I'm not gonna act like it's 1968. Gabby belongs to everyone.

So what happened to Carter G. Woodson's dream?


This pioneering scholar saw an American history that wrote out its black children, and said that won't do. I think Woodson was trying to document the very specific history of Africans in America, and that by showing that difference you would get a fuller picture of true American history. And we've gotten some of that.

However, Woodson's legacy of the Negro History Week that become Black History Month also has a ghettoized trivia contest feel to me. As a kid, I remember Black History Month as three parts: slavery, a random list of inventors, Martin Luther King Jr. These days, I guess you throw Obama in as the new fourth part.

In my all-black grade school – through age 10, the only white people I ever knew were nuns, priests and a couple of teachers – we had a trivia question of the day announced on the PA system, and the first kid to answer correctly got a prize. It was awesome.

If you're a white kid or Asian kid or Latino kid or any kid who isn't black, does Black History Month feel silly to you growing up? I wonder. The extremely peculiar history of Africans in America and the gigantic role of the slave trade and its effects on American history are so far-reaching and dominant. But how apparent is that to non-black children when you throw Black History Month as the only time they hear about medical pioneers such as Charles Drew and Daniel Hale Williams?

February is the only time we talk about Harriet Tubman, who arguably is the most awesome and bad-ass woman in American history. She escaped slavery, traveled back into slave states to free slaves again and again, and served as a Union spy during the Civil War, and no one killed her?!?! We have a billion movies about George Washington, and one – just one! – about Tubman.


So I'm ready for a reinvention of black history. And I'm not the only one. Fellow blerd and acquaintance Baratunde Thurston (he was a senior at Harvard when I was a freshman) lays out his desire for a new black history in his book How To Be Black.


Thurston defines his New Black History as “teaching a more complete and honest history of black people and, thus, America in far more interesting ways.” (Guess my grade-school quiz prizes and reports on Jan Metzeliger would be kaput.)

Part of those interesting ways is to make the understand of black history be more than exclusively negative. Thurston writes: “The quick viewfinder perspective is: snatched from Africa, dragged across the sea in the least accommodating of accommodations, delivered into slavery, stripped of language and religion, freed (reluctantly), terrorized for generations and, generally speaking, treated like crap. My people, this is not an uplifting story.”

Instead, Thurston proposes a New Black History that doesn't shy away from the abuse, but also puts it side-by-side with black people's specialness as Americans, and how they helped American put its money where its mouth is about freedom and equality. It's not a separate story, but a specialized one within the great American story, and we can use Black History Month as a time to highlight a deeper level of blacks in America than is already taught in the general history all year round.

I'm in. And I think a showcase in the style of Danny Boyle's Olympic opening ceremony is a fine place to start. What would you like to see in such a pageant? A few elements spring to mind.
  • A green hill stands on the corner of the stage, bathed in sunlight. It represents the African motherland – an idealized picture, not truly representative. A choir – dressed as tribesmen – sings “Shosholoza” on the green. Frederick Douglass and Sojourner Truth emerge from the choir, and they deliver a speech mixing texts their respective speeches, from other black writers throughout time – Phyllis Wheatley, Langston Hughes, Cornel West, etc.
  • A man and woman from the choir – we'll call them Adam and Eve – walk down the hill, the green spreading out beneath their feet. 
  • Lots of musical interplay. I hear “Wade in the Water” in a call-and-response with “Ride On King Jesus” as one crowd of voices sing “wade in the water” and receive “no man can a-hinder me.” We have to use the song “Higher Ground” somewhere, too.
  • African fields flooded with holograms and video displays of water and rising wooden ships, as men and women are passed through the Door of No Return in Senegal. Hundreds of dancers folding into 400 dancers pack themselves on the ground, tightly together, rolling and twisting into configurations of a slave ship's hold, and into piles, and into field rows. They roll together like waves of a sea, until a solitary woman stands up, and begins running through the people like rivers. People twist themselves so it looks as if she's taking cover through trees, dodging dogs on her trail, and the African hill is ahead, bathed in sunlight. As she stands at the foot of it, she looks back, seeing the slaves below. And she turns back. The crowd parts like a sea. She is the one they call Moses, Harriet Tubman. And she's pulling people with her to the hill.
  • Adam and Eve running … running … running … into chains, out of chains, through fields and water, onto the stadium track.
  • Puppet bodies of the founding fathers brought onto the stage, and the bodies turn out to be husks, as people burst forth from the bodies, dressed in work clothes. Building Washington DC. As the workers build, light projections cast the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution overlaid on a light-grid schematic of Capitol Hill.
  • Scaffolding and railroads rise. And gates soon rise, hemming the workers in and threshing like a machine. A massive figure, very strongly built, carries a giant steel hammer in John Henry fashion, and begins swinging at the gates, at the machine. Others take up hammers and join him. The machine-gates begin to break and fall, and more figures march onto the stage as imagery of the Edmund Pettus Bridge and civil rights marchers in 1950s clothes. They dance a struggle against unseen attackers but still come forward, as the builders from the background raise forged figures into the sky that together spell I AM A MAN like the protest signs.
  • Adam and Eve race forward from the pack of marchers dressed in black. As they come to a stop, they each raise a black-gloved fist (like Tommie Smith and John Carlos) as the stage goes black. Speeches of Martin Luther King Jr. are heard, mixing into Motown and Stax and James Brown.
  • And then from several corners of the stage you see dancers dressed from across the past 60 years of rhythm & blues, rock & roll, hip-hop. The ultimate dance battle, so to speak. B-boys dressed like RUN-DMC, b-girls looking like Salt N Pepa. An army of FloJos. Supremes. Four Tops and Temptations in pressed suits and extreme synchronization. Puff Daddy jackets and Jay-Z sunglasses.  Disco kids dressed like Donna Summer and Sylvester. The groups challenge each other on the dance floor.  A Michael and Janet Jackson-style group emerges from the center as all sides form into a Soul Train line. 
  • A Basquiat-looking figure works with a bunch of Harlem Renaissance and modern-day post-blackness artists to redo the I AM A MAN graphics displayed from before. And others dressed in all kinds of outfits join them – and keep adding to the picture. The I AM A MAN text becomes more obscured in graffiti and art elements until it builds the White House, and Obama's victory speech. 
  • From another corner, those builders from before are back, but on the African hill. There they've built a shuttle. A man and woman in workclothes unzip them to reveal spacesuits. It's Adam and Eve from before. They put on helmets and are raised on wires to the outer edge of the stadium amid a sea of Sankofa birds – always flying forward, and looking back from time to time so it never forgets where it's been.
I would pay some serious money to see this.

If this doesn't kickstart the New Black History, I don't know what will.

Look under your seats...EVERYONE at the opening ceremony gets a puppy!


Get Lost in a Good Fantasy Series, Part 4: The Inheritance Trilogy

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There have been lots of fantasy books written about gods and goddesses; plenty about heroines and heroes; and some about a world of class differences and the haves and have-nots; but very, very few about all three together.


Author N. K. Jemisin

Welcome to The Inheritance Trilogy and a look at N. K. Jemisin in her debut series, where she combines all these elements in a fascinating world with diverse and interesting characters, as well as a thrilling plot.


The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms 


From the barbarian north, Yeine Darr is outcast and would like nothing more than to live an ordinary, normal, quiet life; but when her mother dies from mysterious circumstances, and she finds herself summoned by the Arameri patriarch (her grandfather) to the spectacular capital city of Sky, she knows normalcy is something she will never be able to have.  Dakarta, her grandfather, has proclaimed her an heir to their throne, though she is pitted against two cousins who want the throne much more than she, and will stop at nothing to get it.

She doesn’t expect to survive the week.

But as Yeine gets to know the people of Sky in her run for the throne she discovers it is a place that is anything but ordinary. 

The gods are now forced to live in the beautiful city, as servants, due to losing an ancient war.  Yeine makes friends and allies, but also enemies in this political concoction, and will need to use her strengths as a woman as well as her status if she is to make it through.  While the ending leaves the reader somewhat unsatisfied after the heavy buildup, The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms is a great new voice in fantasy fiction that reveals a new and different world, with some fresh fascinating characters.


The Broken Kingdoms


Oree is blind, but has the ability to see magic and people with magic abilities, such as the gods and godlings.  She spends her days creating original works of art with her special abilities in the city of Shadow beneath the towering World Tree.  Oree gets by with the selling of her work and is able to navigate around the city with little problem.  Then she discovers the corpse of a godling in an alley; after a cursory examination, she soon finds out that the godling has been murdered.  She begins her investigation to find out who did it, while two groups begin pursuing her: one is a fanatical religious group looking for a scapegoat to blame for the murder; the other can only be the people behind the murder.

The Broken Kingdoms is a surprising second book to the trilogy, as it has little to do with most of the original characters of The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms, and is set a decade later.  Yet, perhaps it is this which makes The Broken Kingdoms that much more interesting and compelling, as it is another story in this distinctive world from a completely different viewpoint and storyline. 

The book is a welcome sequel that reveals Jemisin’s talents as a writer both with strong characters and good plot, leaving readers anxiously awaiting the conclusion to the trilogy.


Kingdom of Gods



Readers became familiar with the childishly cute and trickster godling, Sieh, in The Broken Kingdoms

In The Kingdom of Gods, readers get to experience and enjoy this wonderfully detailed and complex world from the viewpoint of this powerful being.  Beginning with a playful introduction as Sieh behaves like the godling he is, playing with children’s minds, satisfying his own whim.  There are two youngsters he fixates on: the beautiful Shahar, next in line to rule, and her twin brother Dekarta, who is young and powerful in his own right.  Then a freak accident occurs as all three join hands and Sieh attempts to use his godling power.

When Sieh awakens, the godling is alive but weak. 

Returning to Shahar and Dekarta, he discovers that much time has passed and they are now teenagers.  Also the godling soon notices there is something very wrong with him: he is aging, growing older, like a human.  The gods that conceived him are unable to stop this process and he must confront this new fate, as well as work with Shahar and Dekarta as they face the approaching evil, the Maelstrom, which will consume the entire world.



MY TOP 5: Best "Back To School" Movies

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It's that time of year again, kids.

Yes, I know, you don't wanna. Butchya hafta!

Time to go back to school!

But it doesn't have to be all bad.

You might just find that one teacher who inspires you to be the best that you can be. Or maybe the girl who's perfect for you. Or you might find out that you're a wizard!

Ok. Maybe not. But here's my short list of the best Back To School Movies.

FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH (1982)
Directed by Amy Heckerling
Written by Cameron Crowe
Based on a book by Cameron Crowe


In the late 70s, Cameron Crowe thought that grown-ups had lost touch with their inner teenager. He decided to go back to school to find out just how far the two generations had grown apart. From that experience came a book that would be nearly forgotten, but a movie that, even after its 1982 release, is still considered one of the best and most accurate portrayals of teen life in America. It follows a group of teenagers through a full year of classes, but they never seem to really learn anything from those classes. What they really learn about is love, life, sex, responsibility and, most of all, pain.

It's always billed as a comedy (the DVD cover at least at one time said, "Hey bud, let's party!"), but it really isn't. Sure, there are funny moments, mostly provided by Sean Penn's stoner Spicoli, but it also has a lot of pretty depressing and realistic moments. (See: Stacy's loss of virginity and eventual painful realization.)

Not only is it a great film that should probably be seen by anyone going into high school, but it's the starting point of a LOT of great careers: Penn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Judge Reinhold, Phoebe Cates, Forest Whitaker, Nicholas Cage, Eric Stoltz, Anthony Edwards…it's amazing that all of these people came together completely accidentally. And the adults are no slouches, either: Vincent Schiavelli and Ray Walston nearly steal the whole movie.

Amy Heckerling would later direct Clueless, a movie that just barely didn't make the cut for this list.


HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S/SORCERER'S STONE (2001)
Directed by Chris Columbus
Written by Steve Kloves
Based on a book by JK Rowling


What could be worse than going to a brand new school? How about finding out that the entire school know who you are because of something that you have no memory of? How about being called "The Chosen One" or "The Boy Who Lived"? How about being about 10 years behind in your studies because you never knew about the powers that you apparently have?

Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) has all of these problems and more on his first of school at Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizarding, the magical world that the Harry Potter books and films takes place in.

The first film of the series wasn't the best, mainly because of its rather slavish devotion to the source material. (It's a toss-up for me whether the third (Prisoner of Azkaban) or seventh (both parts of Deathly Hallows) is the best.) But it does show the first day of school in a way that hardly any other movie has managed to show. Everyone has felt like an outcast that everyone is staring at, especially if you're going to a new school. Harry is stuck with that feeling for his entire seven years at Hogwart's.

Luckily for him, he manages to find the best friends a guy could have on his first day. Harry, Hermione and Ron show all of the highs and lows of friendship through the years. Their trip on the Hogwart's Express on that first day is full of promise, hope and innocence, starting them on a journey that will throw a lot of hurdles in their way. Their relationship shows that love and friendship really are the answers: a lesson that everyone needs on that first day of class.


DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989)
Directed by Peter Weir
Written by Tom Schulman


People often forget that Robin Williams is a great actor, so strong is his association with schlock like Bicentennial Man, August Rush and Patch Adams.

That's sad, because in the late 80s he was on a roll, culminating in this movie about a teacher at an exclusive Northeastern high school and the students that he inspires to be greater than they think they are. "Seize the day," is the mantra of the film and it became the mantra for everyone who saw the film.

John Keating (Williams) is an English teacher who doesn't want to teach the curriculum that the school board of the 50s offers to him.

On the first day of class, he tells his students to tear pages out of their books, something that is specifically banned by the school. But, really, what good is an introduction to a compilation of literature? He also tells them about a group called the Dead Poets Society, a literary club that Keating once belonged to at the school. Each student (including Ethan Hawke, Robert Sean Leonard and Josh Charles in early roles) is touched by his non-conformist ways and they each find a way to change their lives…not always for the best, unfortunately.

The point of the film, of course, is to let your individuality fly and do what makes you happy, no matter what the "authorities" say. It manages to never be too cloying or silly while somehow retaining its inspirational message.

Much of that is due to Peter Weir's sensitive direction, but it also helps that Williams was game to break out of his "wacky comedian" role more than he had in quite a while.


SKY HIGH (2005)
Directed by Mike Mitchell
Written by Paul Hernandez/Robert Schooley/Mark McCorkle


What could be worse than going to a brand new school?

How about going to a school where everyone has super powers…except you?

Oh, Will Stronghold (Michael Angarano) SHOULD have super powers to spare. After all, his dad is Steve Stronghold (Kurt Russell), on of the strongest super heroes you'll ever hear about. Will, though, is just a normal dude at a not so normal school. He does, however, make some new friends that help him get through the day to day drudgery of not having super powers. And then there's Gwen Grayson (Mary Elizabeth Winstead). She's Will's dream girl and the inspiration for everything he does.

When Will's parents are kidnapped, Will has to spring into action. But how can he doe that when he can't find his powers?

Much like Harry Potter, Will is a bit of a stranger in a strange land. Unlike Harry, he grew up in this world, so he knows how to work it. He just can't do it like the rest of the students can.

Sky High is a really fun family Disney flick that rises above what you would think it would be. Yeah, it's super silly, but that's part of the fun. Another part is the cast. Not only are there a lot of really talented newcomers, but just about all of the adults are played by an amazing array of cult figures: Ressell, Kelly Preston, Lynda Carter, Cloris Leachman, Patrick Warburton, Dave Foley and Kevin McDonald (who have far too few scenes together). Of course, it doesn't hurt that Bruce Campbell plays the coach.

The real appeal of the movie outside of the cast, though, is the pervading feeling of an 80s high school movie. All of the tropes and story lines are here…as is the music. All of the songs used throughout the film are covers of 80s songs by current bands, and it's kinda awesome.


REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE (1955)
Directed by Nicholas Ray
Written by Nicholas Ray/Stewart Stem/Irving Shulman


The cult of James Dean has almost forgotten that he was an amazingly talented actor. His three films show a range of talent that, despite the roles being fairly similar, tells us that he would have been a force to be reckoned with if he had had even five more years to hone his skills.

Rebel Without a Cause was his second film and the first to be released just after his death. (Only East Of Eden was released in his short lifetime.)

James plays Jim Stark, a young man just starting the school year as an outcast.

His dad (Jim Backus) is a weak man ruled by his wife (Ann Doran). At school, Jim meets up with gang members who seem to want him dead (including a very young Dennis Hopper, who would later play son of Jame's rival in Giant) and becomes even more of an outcast. That doesn't matter to Judy (Natalie Wood) or Plato (Sal Mineo), two classmates who eventually form a sort of family with Jim when they run away from home together and start to live out of an abandoned house nearby.

Jim Stark has become an icon of "cool" for just about any teenager who watches this movie.

What Jim really is is a young man who doesn't know his place in the world, so he tries to make his own place. He's an individual in a world of automatons. Yes, the movie is a bit of a stereotype these days, but in 1955 Hollywood had never really taken teenagers seriously. Nicholas Ray knew not only that there was a market here, but there was a real story, too.

Teenagers were looking for their story on the screen.

Until Rebel Without a Cause, it hadn't really happened.



ROBOT CHICKEN DOES THE DC UNIVERSE Right Up the Comic Poop Shoot

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 On September 9th (Midnight ET/PT) on Adult Swim, Robot Chicken will proudly lube up and give the DC Universe the same hot comic injection that they gave Star Wars.

And by god, it's gonna be a good pounding.

The line-up of talent looks fantastic ( Neil Patrick Harris, Alfred Molina, Nathan Fillion and Megan Fox) and if the trailer below is any indication of what the entire show is going to look and feel like, then this is definitely one of Robot Chicken's finest moments.

Set your DVR people, you're not gonna want to miss this.


Source: blastr


WATCH A SUPER-CUT OF Dana Scully Being Constantly Surprised on the X-Files

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 You would think that after a couple of cases, Agent Scully would be emotionally prepared to deal with the vast amount of crazy shit that she and Mulder encountered.

But no, every fucking case surprised the hell out of her and still she remained skeptical about the weirdness that skulked about the universe regardless of how many times she witnessed the inexplicable.

(stupid broad) 

The following video is a super-cut of all the times Scully yelled/moaned/whispered "Oh My God!" while investigating mysterious crap like the Fluke Man or whatever.

Enjoy.


Source: Laughing Squid


OH HAPPY DAY! The Oxford English Dictionary Online Edition Adds New Words...And One Of Them Is About Decorating Your Lady Parts With Bling

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...and now to insert the word " VAJAZZLE"

 
vajazzle, v.: adorn the pubic area (of a woman) with crystals, glitter, or other decoration.

It's been a long time coming but after years of slathering my hoo-ha in German glass glitter my work is finally being recognized by the elder statesmen of the OED.

Of course, this is just the online edition but really, who the fuck uses a "book" anymore am I right? (note: I do)

So yay for us all!

And Vajazzle isn't the only word making it's way into our validated lexicon, we also have:  

tweeps, pl. n.: a person’s followers on the social networking site Twitter

soul patch, n.: a small tuft of facial hair directly below a man’s lower lip  

mwahahaha used to represent laughter, especially manic or cackling laughter such as that uttered by a villainous character in a cartoon or comic strip: World domination, at last, is at hand. Mwahahaha! 

And my personal favorite:  

douche, n. [new sense]: an obnoxious or contemptible person. Also douchey, adj. 

It's a beautiful day for Scrabble players.

Source: Neatorama


Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S7E11: Siren

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Green Arrow finally returns to Smallville and who else is that we see? 

Why, it’s Dinah Lance, the Black Canary and she and her Canary Cry are kicking ass and taking names.

Another Justice Leaguer on Smallville?  Yes, please!

The Random:
1. Wow, Clark and Lana’s relationship has gotten a little awkward since the bombshell that she was banging a Phantom Zone clone for a month.  Even Clark remarks that he can’t believe she couldn’t tell the difference between them.

2. It’s been a good long while since we’ve seen Ollie and Lois together.  They’re a cute, if doomed, couple but I’ve missed them.  Of course, Lois finding out he’s really Green Arrow at last and the obvious sexual tension between Ollie and Dinah are only helping this relationship die on the vine.  Well, that and Dinah knocking Lois out to shut her up.

3. Dinah has to get some props for not just freaking the hell out when she tried to jump kick Clark…and bounced off like a tennis ball.  Nah, she just followed it up by flooring him with a Canary Cry.

“Uh, hey, Ollie, you want to explain the green tights..?”
“Ummmm…Community College production of Peter Pan?”


The Awesome:
1. Her costume isn’t great, and the haircut makes her look like Pink, but Black Canary is definitely a badass woman who can handle herself in hand to hand combat and with weaponry, not to mention her Canary Cry, despite it not being the screech it is in the comics.  And her civilian disguise is a hell of a lot better and more believable than a pair of glasses.  Now that’s a hero we can learn to love.

2. Oliver calls out Clark once again on not being enough a hero, but the real zinger is his retort to Clark’s self righteous indignation about Chloe being placed in danger: “She’s in danger every other week with you, Clark.”  Also, there’s a nice dig about the world cracking open and time spinning backwards to get Clark to do something.  Advantage, Ollie.

3. Lex, Ollie, and Dinah have a massive throwdown in the mansion with Lex holding his own like he’s suddenly channeling Neo and then Clark waltzes in like a parent handling unruly children, smacking arrows and bullets out of the air and issuing a superpowered timeout.  It must have worked, because now Black Canary is on board.

“Seriously, if you kids don’t knock it off and go to bed THIS instant…”

The WTF?!:
1. What kind of newsroom allows low level employees to run rampant with full computer access by themselves at all hours of the night?  No wonder journalism is on such a downward spiral…

2. Once again, Lana’s hypocrisy goes so far out of bounds, it’s sitting in the nosebleed seats as she whines about honesty to Clark and pretty much tries to blame all of her nonsense on him.  Yeah.  It’s his fault you’re a gibbering idiot who fell in love with Lex and a homicidal clone of your alleged soulmate.  That’s the ticket.

3. Grant Gabriel, editor of The Daily Planet, is shot and killed after having appeared in quite a few scenes this season.  That should warrant a big mention, right?  Nah.  Lionel tells Lana in a matter of fact tone, while Lois, who was hooking up with him every ten minutes, doesn’t even acknowledge his passing.  The newsroom is chipper, Lois is fine and pining for Ollie, no big deal.  That’s some coldhearted action up in Smallville.

I’d have given a kidney to have seen Lana on the other end of this.



HEAR YE, New England Geeks!!! We're Giving Away Tickets To KING RICHARD'S FAIRE!!!

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King Richard’s Faire, New England’s largest and longest-running Renaissance Festival, opens its 2012 season on September 1 and runs through October 21, 2012 on weekends and Monday holidays (Labor Day, Columbus Day).



Tucked away on 80 acres of beautiful, enchanted forest off Rt. 58,  King Richard’s Faire is a full day of live, interactive entertainment for all ages, including exotic tigers and a rare liger, daring knights jousting on horseback, and eight stages filled with song and dance. Every Saturday, themed events add variety to the festival-like entertainment lineup (see www.kingrichardsfaire.net for special Saturday schedule).

The Faire address is 235 Main Street, Carver, Mass. 02330, phone is 508-866-5391.

Guests can mingle with royal subjects and performers, and tantalize their taste buds with the Faire’s delicious spit-roasted turkey legs, buttery ears of corn, boules filled with chowder and stew, ringlets of fries, champagne, wine and brew.  Shoppers can stroll through the 16th century village filled with the wares of more than 100 unique and talented artisans. At every turn, guests will encounter minstrels, musicians, acrobats, stilt walkers, giant life-size puppets, mud beggars and more special surprises. 

That's right...LIGER!
Tickets are $27 for adults (12+) and $15 for children ages 4-11.  Children under 4 are free, and parking is free.  Discounts given to groups of 25 adults or more and private parties can be accommodated -  reservations for all groups are required by emailing info@kingrichardsfaire.net. Visit King Richard on Facebook (www.facebook.com/TheKingRichardsFaire) and on Twitter @KRFaire.

And we're giving away two two family four-packs!  The first, is good for opening weekend and the other is good for several dates through the fall.

To enter, please send an email with the subject header "FAIRE" to geekcontest @ gmail dot com and answer the following question:


What 2001 Heath Ledger film was about a peasant squire who creates a new identity for himself as a knight?

Please include your name and mailing address.

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.  Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on August 29th, 2012


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