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GEEKY CRAFT CORNER: Batgirl-ify Your F-Me Pumps (For You Guys That Refers to High Heel Shoes)

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While I'm not into fashion per say I do, however, enjoy me some cool shoes.

Unfortunately my budget precludes me from buying fraktastic footwear due to the fact that I need to pay for a mortgage, student loans and, of course, my enormous dedication to movies and video games.

But perhaps I'm looking at shoes the wrong way, maybe there's a way to slip on a pair of awesomeness at a Payless Shoe Source budget...perhaps if I do something like this:


That's right, make a pair of Batgirl shoes from some cheap-ass pumps and a double copy of Batgirl #4.

Blogger chick  The Dorktress created these shoes from a jar of Mod Podge, a comic book and a pair of these babies:


Which, with a little hard work and creativity became this:


Now, The Dorktress doesn't go in-depth on the how-tos but I'm decently above-average in the noggin department so I'm guessing that by laying out each side of the shoe with various comic book clippings BEFORE trying to glue it down will help fit everything in perfectly. Then it's only a matter of gluing and curing it with a few coats of the Mod Podge before hoofing it around your local comic store and looking fabulous.

You know,  I have a couple of extra issues of Nightbreed lying around that might work quite nicely and I'm pretty sure my hubby wouldn't mind me raiding his stash of Black Panther if I blow his whistle first.

Wow, I'm really gonna get some really great shoes out of this.

Source: Geek Craft



Symbolism and Biology of THE GREYS

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People have been seeing weird things in the skies since we first started looking up.

We identified a lot of them, naming planets, stars, asteroids, and all sorts of other things which, if we were closer would kill us before we would even realize we were in danger.

The unknown continues to shrink and disappear in the light of science.

But in those dark corners, who knows what we might find.  UFO enthusiasts and many a filmmaker who has talked with them have, over the last 30 years, solidified on an image for the extra-terrestrial being we now put in movies both horrific and uplifting: The Grey.


People report encounters with them and the movies go on to reinforce our image of them.  These beings have their own agenda and their own ends, and rarely care for what humans consider.

It’s a complicated modern mythology.

Symbolism
With their erratic, inexplicable actions (seriously, just how much research can be gained from anal probes anyway?), bizarre behavior (travel millions of light years just to make doodles on old man McGrubber’s crops?) and a physical cast system of sorts (short ones subservient to taller ones), the symbolism of the Greys is hard to pin down.  That is, until an older analogue is unearthed.

They are modern fairies.

This rarely heard connection has been made by occultists and a self-proclaimed sorcerer for a few years now, but it hasn’t really gotten the pop culture exposure of the others.

Still, the parallels are there: the short ones being akin to lesser, servitor fairy races, and the large ones being akin to larger, ‘trooping’ fairies.  Their bizarre actions fit in perfectly with fairy beings—who never act logically, operating on an entirely dreamlike level.  Their more malicious actions can be compared to that of the Wild Hunt, faerie beasts and horrors who would hunt down unwary humans: cursing, blessing, offering the peace of dreams or nightmares.


And the come from a place far away from the everyday:  the fairies of old come from magical lands, while the Greys of today come from the depths of space (or the center of the earth, or other dimensions—but you rarely hear about those in pop culture).

The Greys are simply a modern iteration of these creatures of legend.

They also share an affinity with H. G. Wells Martians.

Universally, these creatures are described as having large heads and frail, waif-like bodies.  At this moment, you’re probably thinking “Hold on! Well’s Martians were big octopus-like things.”  Exactly, they were almost all head and very little body.

The Greys are in a similar section.  Their bodies have atrophied from lack of use, while their brain (where the majority of energy/use is occurring) has grown far larger.

Makes sense, but it presents a problem for their biology.  A problem also found in humans.

Biology
Here’s where things get weird, because all sorts of theories regarding these creatures have been put forward.  That they evolved from cetacean-like ancestors and have ultrasonic communicative ‘telepathy’, etc. 

Really, biologically, there’s only two major points I’d like to make before going someplace else with this segment.

One point is birth. 


Humans have a tough time with birth. 

Our heads are so big that it makes birthing extremely difficult for our species.  And the young are born with soft heads and un-fused skull bones partly to let them be born at all.  In any Grey as described, their biology would exacerbate these problems to the point where live birth might very well be impossible outside cesarean births.  

Though, with the level of technology needed to pass interstellar distances (or dimensions, depends on the UFO enthusiast you talk to), being able to genetically engineer offspring would be a simple matter.

The other point is eyes. 

Most early Grey images gave these aliens absolutely huge eyes. 

Eyes so huge that any propose skull would be unable to support much else. 

Later depictions, and those of Hollywood, gave them smaller eyes, but there could be away around this.  It requires not taking a witness at face value (a faux pas among believers).  

These “Eyes” may be like the killer whale’s post eye spots—the large white patches behind their true eyes. 

Kids and cartoons see them as the eyes, but in truth, a killer whale’s eye is in the black area of their body and is a lot smaller (and also black—making it easy to miss). These large black eyes the witnesses report may indeed just be color spots. 

For what purpose?  I couldn’t say. 

With tech that advanced, it might be their version of a barcode or brand for servants or even a fashion statement. 

But the real biology of the Greys is found inside the human mind in a condition known as Sleep Paralysis.  

I mentioned this previously when discussing Nosferatu, but we’ll go into a little more detail here.  The short of this phenomenon is a partially awakened, but still sleeping state. 

The mind is partially aware of its surroundings, but the body cannot move as the chemical inhibitors that prevent the body from reacting to dreams are still in full effect. 

The opposite off this condition is; of course, sleep walking—where those inhibitors are not working.  In this state, the mind tends to go wild. 

Often leading to exceedingly vivid nightmares. 

In older cultures, these were seen as attacks done by supernatural creatures—vampires, hags, and, of course, fairies.  Even the word “Nightmare” can trace its roots to this phenomenon, “Mare” being the name off an old English demonic creature, making a “Nightmare” a Mare attacking at Night.   One of the common elements of these attacks, and of many abduction reports of the Greys, has the creature sitting on the victim’s chest and getting uncomfortably close. 

Being held still for long periods of time is a form of torture in and of itself, but the victim’s mind goes even further and pictures the assailant doing worse to them as well: hypnotizing them for violation, draining them of life or breath, etc. 

In short, a perfect nightmare.


NOTES ON TOAST: The New Way To Be Passive-Aggressive to Your Loved Ones

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With all the advancements in technology you'd think someone would have created a toaster that burns notes onto the bread so that while you are making breakfast you could also be reminded of what an asshole you are.

Oh wait, someone has...


Designed by Sasha Tseng, this weird little toaster acts as a white board in which you can write down your hate-filled diatribe that will then be burned onto the only piece of happiness your significant other enjoys in the morning.


There's no info on if this Passive-Aggressive toaster unit will be sold to the public but after reading the comment section of this "form beyond function website", I wouldn't be too surprised to see a Kickstarter campaign in the next few months (seriously, people want to order hundred of these things).

Personally, I would love to write a note that says, "Hey buddy, the condom broke and you're a dad" on a thick slab of country white bread and hand it to my hubby one morning.

That would be hilarious.

Source: BHaG


RIVER PHOENIX'S FINAL FILM 'DARK BLOOD' Is About to Be Released After 19 Years

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Dark Blood, the film that has languished on the shelf since lead actor River Pheonix died a few weeks shy of completion on October 31, 1993, is finally going to be released into theaters.

The film's director, George Sluizer (The Vanishing), held onto the film for nearly 20 years before surprising everyone last October, stating that he was going to finish the film. The world premiere of Dark Blood will be  held at the Netherlands Film Festival on September 27th, a month before the 19 year anniversary of Phoenix's death.

The film takes place on a nuclear testing site where Phoenix's character, Boy, is a widower living alone until a wealthy Hollywood couple (played by Judy Davis and Jonathan Pryce) become stranded after their car breaks down.  While at first the couple think that Boy has rescued them, they soon find out that he has actually taken them prisoner.

The release of the film has sparked some controversy with the Phoenix family, who have stated they want no involvement with the project. Whether or not fans feel the same way, it's still a movie that will spark interest seeing that the film's lead actor has been dead longer than most of today's young Hollywood stars have been alive. Being crowned the "Grunge James Dean", many actors today (Michael Pitt, Emile Hirsch, James Franco, etc.) look at Phoenix as an idol who's life was cut too short.

River Phoenix was not just a teen idol, he was a teen idol who could act. Having been nominated for an Oscar back for his 1988 film Running On Empty as well as winning praise for films like Stand By Me (1986) and My Own Private Idaho (1991), he stood above all of the other young actors of his time.

Hopefully this film brings him back to the limelight, reminding people before there was Joaquin Phoenix, there was his older brother, River.


HOW TO MAKE AN Epic Beer

Contest! Win MISFITS: SEASON 1 on DVD!

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Kelly, Nathan, Curtis, Alisha and Simon are five unruly teenagers forced to do community service as payback for their crimes. 
But when a freak electrical storm hits their town, strange things begin to happen to them that are way out of their control.
In fact, they have no idea that they've actually turned into superheroes, each with a power they didn't choose or want - a power which reveals each of their deepest, darkest insecurities.
But while they just want to finish their community service and get through the challenges of everyday teenage life - relationships, friendships, parents and sex - fate has another task in store for them: they must save their town from the evil that has descended upon it.

If you think life's tough for your average superhero, it's even tougher when you've got a curfew... 

And we're giving away three copies of the first season on DVD!

To enter, please send an email with the subject header "MISFITS" to geekcontest @ gmail dot com and answer the following question:


Misfits creator/writer Howard Overman, is also the creator of this BBC series based on the work of Douglas Adams?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on June 17th, 2012.


THE LION KING RISES: A Dark Knight Mash-Up

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You'll have to pardon me for putting something up that has been lingering on the Internet for 8 months, but due to my vacation I hadn't seen The Dark Knight Rises until yesterday so the whole Batman thing has permeated my mind.

And yes, I liked the movie a lot. My significant bother, however, wasn't thrilled and therefore began one of our more heinous fights since we got together almost eight years ago. We're talking about screaming out things like "YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW BATMAN!" and "WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKED THE THIS VERSION OF BRUCE WAYNE THE LAST MOVIE COMPLETED HIS CHARACTER ARK AND FUCK YOU!" to one another with fists clenched and spit flying from our mouths.

Now, the fight ended when we were distracted by a squirrel sitting on our deck sucking on a lollipop (which you'll have to admit was weird) and then we shook hands and agreed to disagree before having superior Nerd make-up sex (which is how we dorks roll).

So yeah, this is a Mash-up between The Dark Knight Rises and The Lion King and, even if you already saw it a million times before, watch it again.

'Cause it's really kinda good.


Source: Unreality


BLOW ME: Elderly Vigilante Woman Stops Speeders In Her Neighborhood By Tying A Sex Doll To A Tree Near A Cross-Walk

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A very enterprising Chinese woman was sick and tired of drivers speeding through her neighborhood so she did what any sane person would do, tie up a sex doll to a tree so motorists would slow the hell down:


I'm guessing that it works seeing that the moped riders in the above pic have come to a full stop while granny here, tightens up a knot (The Safe Word is: Speed Limit).

I'm hoping that this practice become more widespread if it actually works, mainly because it would be awesome to see a blow-up sex sheep stop all the drunk dads in my neighborhood from racing their riding lawn-mowers up my hill.

Yeah, they like sheep where I'm from.

Source: Boing Boing



ANNE GEDDES: BENEATH THE DIAPER...This Is How I Imagine All Baby Photographers Really Are

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This Doesn't Feel Quite Right
Anne Geddes is the world's most famous baby photographer (if you happen to like infants dressed up as food or shoved into old boots) and for some people, she has become a god.

But what is this woman really like? And does she even like babies?

The answer may surprise you in this short (albeit, parody) documentary about one woman's desire to drop babies into large saucers of eggnog:


Seriously, this is what she does...and it's totally legal.


Source: Coilhouse


Warner Bros. Is On the Verge of Green Lighting THE DARK TOWER

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It appears that the fans of Stephen King's epic Dark Tower series might not have to wait much longer for their beloved tale of a Last Gunslinger's race to save civilization to finally see the light of day (Yay!).

The first installment script of the series is said to be turned in by Akiva Goldsman (I Am Legend, Fringe) shortly and in two weeks Warner Bros. will hopefully green light the project that will span three films and two limited-run television series [Deadline].

Now, for some people, the rumored casting of Javier Bardem as Roland Deschain seemed like kismet, but Bardem is no longer in the running and instead it looks as if Russell Crowe is being seriously considered for the role.

However, it hasn't been formalized yet so if your asshole just puckered at the thought of the Cinderella Man embodying The Last Gunslinger, relax, while Warner Bros. is looking at him in conjunction with the project, nothing is a done deal.

And if it is to be so, well, maybe he will be excellent as Deschain.

Let's just be happy that a tale this expansive is being given this kind of treatment at all and think happy thoughts shall we?

After-all, if a Hollywood corporation like Warner Bros. is actually thinking about investing in an original project that is going to cost a lot of money and time (rather than re-making a movie from the 80s) then maybe there's hope for the world.

We'll know in a couple of weeks.


TOTAL RECALL (review)

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Produced by Neal H. Moritz, Toby Jaffe
Screenplay by Kurt Wimmer, Mark Bomback
Story by Kurt Wimmer
Based on "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" by Philip K. Dick
Directed by Len Wiseman
Starring Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel,
Bryan Cranston, John Cho, Bill Nighy, Bokeem Woodbine.


Based on Philip K. Dick's short story and director Paul Verhoven's original adaptation, Len Wiseman's reimagining of Total Recall is a joyless, overlong and completely unnecessary feature length chase scene that offers little in terms of characterization or story.

Fans of the original know the set-up, In the future a bored everyman Quaid, haunted by vivid dreams visits Rekall, and attempts to implant memories of a life he didn't have.  He chooses "Secret Agent" and as soon as the procedure begins, the office is attacked, setting off a cat and mouse chase between Quaid (who is now spy Hauser...or is he) and the nefarious people who wiped his memory.  His wife isn't his wife and his entire life has been implanted on his brain.

It's a fun concept, and as seen in the 1990 version starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, but this one, not so much.  In an attempt to make the film "more realistic" the fantastic elements have been stripped, leaving a dry, familiar and somewhat boring husk in it's place.

Part of the problem is that it's three leads (Farrell, Beckinsale and Biel) are fairly dull and don't elevate the material beyond the page.  And it's two charismatic supporting actors (Cranston and Nighy) are restrained in both material and performance.  They have nothing to do and are given even less, and the film just wastes their time.

The film also feels like a mashup of a number of other films, capitalizing on such obvious influences including The Fifth Element, The Bourne series, I, Robot, Minority Report, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Blade Runner, Inception and dozens of others. 

The movie's best moments (and there aren't many) are too reminiscent of the original, but lacking the fun and ridiculousness that made it so entertaining.

This Total Recall is completely forgettable.


LITTLE BABY'S ICE CREAM: A Company Fueled By Nightmares And Cannibalism

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I love ice cream a lot and will usually forgo cooking meals in favor of drowning myself in pints of the creamy goodness.

But after seeing the ad for the Philadelphia-based ice cream company Little Baby's Ice Cream, I think I'm gonna go ahead and start cooking actual food again. In fact, I'm going to stop eating ice cream all together and spend the remaining portion of summer sucking on frozen bananas.

And, after you've seen the ad as well, I'm pretty sure you're going to be joining me on this adventure of banana sucking.

(slurp, slurp)


Source: Gawker


NEWS: BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS Arrives September 25th

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FRANK MILLER’S COMIC MASTERPIECE IS NOW AN ALL-NEW DC UNIVERSE ANIMATED ORIGINAL MOVIE
BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS, PART 1
COMING SEPT. 25, 2012 FROM WARNER HOME VIDEO

RoboCop star Peter Weller leads Stellar Voice Cast as Batman in Animated Blu-ray™ Combo Pack & DVD

Frank Miller’s landmark graphic novel about fear, hope and redemption is celebrated with proper measures of haunting visuals and intense action in Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1, the next entry in the popular, ongoing series of DC Universe Animated Original Movies. Produced by Warner Premiere, DC Entertainment and Warner Bros. Animation, the all-new, PG-13 rated film arrives September 25, 2012 from Warner Home Video as a Blu-ray™ Combo Pack and DVD, On Demand and for Download. The Blu-ray™ Combo Pack will include UltraViolet™.

The DC Universe Animated Original Movies have been a fan favorite since debuting in 2007 with Superman Doomsday. Now averaging three releases each year, the DCU animated films are based on classic tales from DC Comics’ revered library or original stories featuring DC’s fabled characters. Stars of feature film and primetime television populate the stellar voice casts of the DCU animated films. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 represents the 15th film in the ongoing series.

Fanboy demi-god Peter Weller (RoboCop) leads a stellar voice cast as Bruce Wayne/Batman. Joining Weller behind the microphone is David Selby (The Social Network, Dark Shadows) as Commissioner Gordon, Ariel Winter (Modern Family) as Carrie/Robin, three-time DCU veteran Wade Williams (Prison Break) as Harvey Dent/Two-Face, and Michael McKean (This is Spinal Tap) as Dr. Bartholomew Wolper.

In the bleak and ominous future of Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1, it’s been a decade since Bruce Wayne hung up his cape, following most of the other superheroes who had been forced into retirement. Facing the downside of middle age, a restless Bruce Wayne pacifies his frustration with racecars and liquor – but the Bat still beckons as he watches his city fall prey to gangs of barbaric criminals known as The Mutants.

The return of Harvey Dent as Two-Face finally prompts Wayne to once again don the Dark Knight’s cowl, and his dramatic capture of the villain returns him to crime-fighting – simultaneously making him the target of law enforcement and the new hope for a desolate Gotham City. Particularly inspired is a teenage girl named Carrie, who adopts the persona of Robin and ultimately saves Batman from a brutal attack by the Mutant leader. Armed with a new sidekick, and re-energized with a definitive purpose, the Dark Knight returns to protect Gotham from foes new … and old.

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 is directed by Jay Oliva (Man of Steel, Green Lantern: Emerald Knights) from a screenplay by Bob Goodman (Warehouse 13). Sam Register (Young Justice, Teen Titans, Ben 10) and Bruce Timm (Justice League: Doom) are the executive producers. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2 will provide the epic story’s thrilling conclusion with its release in early 2013.

“Frank Miller’s classic re-imagining of Batman has been faithfully recreated under Bruce Timm’s skilled guidance as a masterpiece of storytelling,” said Mary Ellen Thomas, Warner Home Video Vice President, Family & Animation Marketing and Partner Brands. “This story has been treated with great reverence, including a tour-de-force performance by science fiction legend Peter Weller as the voice of Batman. We know our fans will not only love this film as a stand-alone, but will clamor for the release of the second half next year.”


Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 Blu-ray™ Combo Pack has more than 2 hours of exciting content, including:
  • Standard and high definition versions of the feature film
  • UltraViolet™*
  • Sneak Peak at Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2, the next DC Universe Animated Original Movie
  • Featurette – “Her Name is Carrie … Her Role is Robin” – An all-new featurette. Experience the role of Robin, through the eyes of a female warrior.
  • Featurette – “Batman and Me: The Bob Kane Story” – A documentary comprehensively chronicling the remarkable life of the creator of Batman.
  • Two bonus episodes from Batman: The Animated Series handpicked by producer Alan Burnett: Two-Face, Parts 1 and 2
  • Digital Comic – “Batman: The Dark Knight Returns” (digital comic with cover art and three full comic pages)
* Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 UltraViolet offer is a limited time offer. Restrictions and limitations apply. Go to ultraviolet.flixster .com/info for details.


Dan Aykroyd Confirms GHOSTBUSTERS 3 Without Bill Murray

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Dan Aykroyd has officially announced that Bill Murray will not be reprising his role as Dr. Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters 3.

Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Ernie Hudson and Harold Ramis have all agreed to take part in the Ghostbusters reboot, but with Murray making statements like, "“No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts."

It seems pretty clear he's not going to change his mind any time soon.

Despite Murray's comment, Aykroyd has stated the film will be more of a reboot/revivial of the first two films, introducing audiences to a new, younger group of Ghostbusters and that the film will be just fine sans-Venkman.

The head writer picked for the film is Etan Cohen (Men In Black 3, Tropic Thunder) and Aykroyd feels positive towards it all saying, "We're working on it to make it just right to satisfy our fans. I'm confident we'll be in production in the next year."

It's sad Murray doesn't want to revive one of his most famous roles, but I think people are missing the bigger issue...who is playing the new set of Ghostbusters? Will Janine be there?  How about a comeback for Rick Moranis ? Even with no Venkman, bringing back any of these characters with definitely please audiences.

Oh, and you know what else would make Ghostbusters fans happy? The return of Hi-C's "Ecto-Cooler"...


Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S7E2: Kara

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There’s a new Kryptonian in town and Kara Zor El, Supergirl, makes her presence known to Clark and makes it pretty apparent that Krypton had a strict No Ugly People Allowed ordinance in effect.

And I graciously thank them for it…


The Random:
1. I love watching Chloe and Lex face off.  He’s not afraid to openly threaten her, and she’s not afraid to tell him she won’t brook that sort of sass.  It’s a nice relationship.

2. The introduction of Grant Gabriel as chief at the Daily Planet is immediately fun, and a good way for them to bring Lois to the Planet on a more permanent basis.

3. Anyone else catch Clark’s disappointment when he realizes he and Kara are cousins, because I sure did.  Sorry, CK, gotta keep it in your pants.  And, boy, is it ever gonna get interesting when Lex’s obsession with finding her for pulling him out of the submerged cop car catches up with everyone…

“Whoa, slow down there, Tiger.  I don’t know what ya’ll do
in Kansas, but there’s a non-negotiable No Cousin Policy in my pants.”
 


The Awesome:
1. Kara entering the show adds more to the mythos of the show and it was smart to partially base her origins on Jeph Loeb’s arc of Superman/Batman because it was a bit less convoluted than some of her other ones.  That she’s ridiculously hot and more skilled with her powers than Clark is just makes it better.

2. The portrayal of Kara as a fish out of water, dealing with the ramifications of the revelations about Krypton and how much has changed since she entered suspended animation is really well done and it makes you feel for her, especially since she remembers Krypton, unlike Clark.

3. There are some great family rivalries building up as Jor El tries to sell Clark on the idea that Kara isn’t one of the good guys because he and her father distrusted one another, and Grant’s placement of Lois in the Daily Planet newsroom directly across from Chloe pits another set of cousins into competition.  Fun is just around the corner.

With all of its impossibly beautiful people, Krypton is very clearly
the intergalactic equivalent of Rio de Janiero.

The WTF?!:
1. A dam exploding should be enough for the authorities to declare the area a distaster zone, but instead it’s open for anyone to just traipse on through and after days, no one at all seems to have noticed the giant spaceship sticking out of the ground.  Must be a FEMA investigation.

2. Once again, civilians are able to easily access classified military installations at will, even during evacuation procedures.  It’s no wonder the world needs people like Superman because this fictional version is populated by a bunch of irresponsible morons.

3. Is Lex not only calling Lana brilliant but also begging for her to come back to him?  He can’t possibly be the criminal mastermind he’s supposed to be.  She’s already presumed dead, and he was cleared, so he had a chance to end her once and for all.  They don’t make criminal geniuses like they used to.  Except me, of course.

“Clark, relax.  It’s been like two days since the explosion.  By my estimate,
we have about three more before FEMA gets itself in gear to investigate.”




LIL WAYNE TO PUT RAP CAREER On Back Burner While He Pursues Skateboarding

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Lil Wayne has decided to take a break from his music career to spend more time living the skateboarding lifestyle.

In an interview with Hot 107.9 (Atlanta) he said about his decision, "...I picked up the skateboard and I thought it'd be a hobby and what happened is it's a lifestyle,” he said. "You have to be fully committed because its super scary. In order to be fully committed you have to live that lifestyle. Like the young kids say, ‘You have to be about that life.’ It's kind of putting rap on the back burner. I think I deserve that. I think fans deserve a little-to-no Wayne. I've been everywhere. I've been out on everybody's song. I’m still on everybody’s song. My artists have been doing awesome. I believe the fans deserve some peace from me. So I'll be on my skateboard in the meantime."

His love of skateboarding has also grown to include a new state-of-the-art skate park called DEWeezy Skatepark in New Orleans' 9th Ward area which will open on August 29th. The project was a partnership between Wayne and Mountain Dew (who he has worked with on the This is How We Dew campaign) which will hopefully become a center for the community [All Hip Hop] .

In addition to the park Wayne is also working on a line of skater shoes.

 For fans of his music, this might seem like a blow, but don't worry, his new album The Dedication 4 is set to drop on August 15 so that should tied you over for a while.

Source: THR


MY TOP 5: Best Amusement Park Movies

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Everybody loves an amusement park, right?

All of the rides and shows and, especially, the roller coasters.

On August 3, 1946, the first themed amusement park opened in Santa Claus, Indiana.

It was called, strangely enough, Santa Claus Land. Now it's called Holiday Land, but the theme is basically the same. They've just added Halloween, Thanksgiving and the 4th Of July to the mix.

Here are the five best movies about amusement parks.


NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION (1983)
Directed by Harold Ramis
Written by John Hughes and based on his short story


We have to start with the grandaddy of 'em all. Clark W Griswold (Chevy Chase in what will always be his defining role) just wants to show his family a good time. He's the "last real family man." So he buys a brand new Family Truckster ("You think you hate it now? Wait'll you drive it!") and takes them on a cross country road trip to Wally World.

Of course, everything gets in their way including viscous dogs, old aunts (Imogene Coca), Old West towns, hot ladies (Christie Brinkley) security guards (John Candy) and, most of all, Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid). No one has ever had a vacation like the Griswolds, and yet everyone has.

Funny from first frame to last, Vacation is not just the best amusement park movie, but one of the funniest films of the 80s.

ADVENTURELAND (2009)
Written and Directed by Greg Mottola


Like everyone else, amusement parks have a cheaper, not so smart cousin.

Sometimes these are called "fun parks." There's no roller coasters or big rides like that. Instead, it's just little thrill rides and rigged games. Adventureland shows us that these fun parks have just as much of a story as their bigger cousins…sometimes more. James Brennan (Jesse Eisenberg) just graduated from high school and finds that he has to get a job at the local fun park instead of going to Europe with his buddy. Instead of a dreary summer, he makes some friends, falls in love, gets his heart broken and, basically, has more fun than he ever thought he would.

With great performances (even from Kristen Stewart) and sharp writing, Adventureland is a coming of age story that is full of heart and, of course, Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig being amazing.


JURASSIC PARK (1993)
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Written by Michael Crichton/David Koepp
Based on book by Michael Crichton


By now, everyone knows what Jurassic Park is about.

Michael Crichton visited the theme park before with Westworld and Futureworld, but Jurassic Park wins out over those two pretty good films. Everyone who came of age in the mid-90s remembers the first time they saw the Brachiosaurus through Dr. Alan Grant's eyes (Sam Neill). We also remember when the Tyrannosaurus Rex chased after us in that little green humvee. Phil Tippett and his effects crew brought digital effects to a whole new level when Spielberg decided that it was time to make the dinos out of pixels instead of plastic. (The puppeteer's initial reaction to Spielberg's decision: "We're extinct.")

Luckily, the story holds up against the ground-breaking visuals. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) will always be quotable, but it's the creator of the park, John Hammond (Sir Richard Attenborough), who is the true tragic hero here. He sees his own hubris bring death and destruction to the world that he built.


THE FUNHOUSE (1981)
Directed by Tobe Hooper
Written by Lawrence Block


Mistakenly put on the Video Nasties list by the British government, The Funhouse is really more unsettling than it is gory. It's the story of a group of kids who go to a creepy old fun park so they can spend the night in a funhouse that is supposedly haunted. Of course, they find out that it's worse than haunted: it's run by a bunch of inbred freaks. One of those freaks kills a woman in full view of the kids, sending them running for their lives.

Not the greatest film ever made, but the sense of dread and creepiness built up by Hooper (Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist) through the setting is pretty amazing. This movie couldn't have taken place anywhere else but a ramshackle old fun park.


THE WARRIORS (1979)
Directed by Walter Hill
Written by Walter Hill/David Shaber
Based on book by Sol Yurick


No list of amusement park movies would be complete without at least one of them taking place in Coney Island. And what better Coney Island movie than The Warriors?

Set in a gang-filled future, the Warriors are framed for the murder of a gang leader who tried to unite the gangs against the cops. Now everyone is after them. The only place they can be safe is Coney Island. Filled with great (and enduring) Halloween costumes and chase sequences that are still thrilling, The Warriors shows us a fantastical New York City…but a New York City that wasn't too far from the truth at the time.

And Coney Island was definitely pretty close to what was shown: a dark, dank place that was once a good time for the whole family. The city is always trying to bring Coney Island back to its former glories and, in a way, I hope that they can. But there really is something to be said for Coney the way it is: kinda creepy and a little dreary. Or, as some people like to call it, Tetanus, The Amusement Park.

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THE LADY FROM SHANGHAI (1947)
Directed by Orson Welles
Written by Orson Welles (William Castle, Charles Lederer and Fletcher Markle all uncredited)
Based on book by Sherwood King


This film has a place in Hollywood history, but its import has been trumped up a bit. Really, it's a pretty standard and forgettable suspense story that Welles only made because he was trying to save his marriage to Rita Hayworth.

What is truly indelible is the climax, which takes place in a house of mirrors. It is one of the iconic scenes of film noir and has been aped many times in many other films. ("Which one is the real me? You can't shoot all of us!") The best of these homages was Woody Allen's Manhattan Murder Mysteries.

This one scene shows that Welles still had the chops to make a great film. His head was just in the wrong place for this one.


DUDE PLAYS THE 'IMPERIAL MARCH' On His Washing Machine...Star Wars, What Can't You Do?

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This is a guy who is seriously trying to avoid washing his clothes, and I applaud him.

As someone who hates the adult responsibility of keeping my knickers clean and smelling like sunshine, I too will do almost anything to avoid doing laundry. Unfortunately my way is to merely buy more underwear while his is to do something a bit more productive and cool, like get his front loader to play the Imperial March.  

What am I doing with my life?
 

Source: Geekologie


Get Lost in a Good Fantasy Series, Part 3: King Raven

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Pretty much everyone is familiar with Robin Hood in some way, whether it’s thanks to the wonderful Disney movie (still my favorite!) or various stories heard as a kid, or the well-known old text by Robert Pyle, or the various movie versions of this enigmatic figure, shrouded in history and intrigue.

We all know the basic story of this unusual hero coming from very little, living out in Sherwood Forest with his band of merry men, robbing from the rich to feed the poor.


But for the most part this story is one of invention and imagination, as there is very little evidence to support this.

Stephen R. Lawhead, bestselling author of many books including his Song of Albion series and his Pendragon Cycle, does something a little different in his King Raven trilogy, pulling from various sources and melding a world of eleventh century turbulent history and Welsh mythology. It is again very much a what if, but one steeped in research, making it a fascinating read.

It also, perhaps for the first time, puts Robin Hood on an epic stage with these three long and detailed books, giving this mysterious character of history the recognition and respect he deserves.


Hood


There are a couple of “legends” in British history that many people worldwide know about: one of them is King Arthur and the other is Robin Hood. 

Arthur has an entire bookshelf of history and fiction written about him, and many of those fiction books profess to be as accurate as the possible truth, even though it is still not fully known if there ever was such a living person.  As for Robin Hood, much of the same story and lore shrouds this figure, and yet the amount written about him is small in comparison.  There are many seminal works that are considered part of the “King Arthur Cannon,” such as Malory’s Morte D’Arthur, Chretien de Troyes romances, Marion Zimmer Bradley’s Mists of Avalon, Bernard Cornwell’s Warlord Chronicles, and Jack Whyte’s Camulod Chronicles, to name a few.  In fact the author, Stephen R. Lawhead, has even written a series about Merlin and Arthur, known as his Pendragon Cycle.  There have been mediocre to poor TV shows about he who robs from the rich to feed the poor, but there has never really been an equivalent book series or trilogy about Robin Hood of a high caliber; until now.

Bran ap Brychan doesn’t really know if he ever wants to be king, but his father is a poor monarch who doesn’t treat his subjects of Elfael as well as he should perhaps, but then Bran doesn’t really know what he wants to be.  Then all that changes when a group of Normans invade the Welsh kingdom and his father is killed, making Bran the automatic heir.  Except the Normans seize the kingdom, awarding it to a bishop and care little for Bran and his supposed claim to this throne.  And so begins Bran’s adventure, as he brings together a band of merry men to go see King William and wrest back his kingdom.  Thwarted in London, he is told he can have his kingdom back for a ridiculously high amount of money.  So Bran sets about getting the money the only way he knows how: from those cursed Normans who stole his land, as well as making sure his people are treated right and well.

Stephen Lawhead presents the first of his impressive trilogy on Robin Hood in Hood, explaining his detailed research in the afterword, and pointing out the unlikelihood of this character living in the thirteenth century in Sherwood Forest and going against King John.  Lawhead posits Robin Hood living in the late eleventh century in the time of William the Conqueror and his overtaking of Britain with his Normans.  Bran is a Welshman, and the Normans cared little for this distant part of Britain, except when they wanted to make it their own.  It makes perfect sense that a man out of legend would rise up to help the people against those dastardly Normans.  Lawhead also pulls from Celtic mythology to seamlessly blend with the story.  Hood is a great and riveting work of historical fiction that will have any fan of the genre hooked and wanting to read more in the trilogy.

Scarlet


The book opens with the framing tale of Scarlet, who is in prison and sentenced to be hanged. 

In the brief time before his execution, Scarlet tells his story of losing everything and becoming a forester where he meets this King Raven.  At first challenged to an archery contest, he reveals his extreme skill, rivaling that of King Raven, better known as Bran, and soon becomes a valuable member of his “merry men.”  But Bran needs a skilled warrior like Scarlet to fight back against these Normans steadily taking control of Wales, as William the Red doles out more land to his cutthroat barons. 

The book comes to its climax as Scarlet must choose whether to be executed, or to give up the secret location of King Raven and his men.

Tuck 



In Stephen R. Lawhead’s conclusion to the King Raven trilogy, readers get to enjoy it from the viewpoint of the jolly and redoubtable Friar Tuck, who has been around since the first book, Hood, and on through the second, Scarlet

But little has been seen in the abilities of this clergyman, until now, who is bravest and shines brightest at his most important moment.

It seems the Normans simply won’t give up, and King Raven, also known as Rhi Bran Hood to the people of Wales, must muster not only his skilled foresters, but incite an entire revolt from his people, based mainly in his kingdom of Elfael.  With the treacherous Abbot Hugo and the evil and bloodthirsty Sheriff de Glanville, it will take everyone working together to bring these Normans to their knees once and for all and send the firm message to King William the Red that King Raven and his Welshmen will not be crushed.

Lawhead rounds out the trilogy in a great way, bringing it all to a satisfying close, but still with plenty of action and subplots and complex goings on.  Again blending the history with the Welsh mythology, it is a very enjoyable read seen through the eyes of a new character. 

If Hood was the tasty appetizer, and Scarlet the delicacy of a main course, then Tuck makes for a delicious and perfect dessert.





WATCH JERRY SEINFELD'S WEB-SERIES 'Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee'...Because I Said So Dammit

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Jerry Seinfeld has a new show out on the interweb called Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee and well, it's one of those highly watchable time-sucks that makes you happy.

Simply put, it's about comedians in cars getting coffee. I would go into more detail but why ruin it for you.

So far, there's been two episodes out and each features Jerry, a car and a comedian (Larry David and Ricky Gervais) talking about random things. It's kinda like driving around town with a friend while talking about things that would interest only the two of you.

So yeah, watch it and giggle.

I mean, it's better than working right?



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