Well, there’s is no reason to leave the house this fall.
Netflix has provided us with enough Disney movies, ‘90s nostalgia, tons of original content and good, old fashioned cinema classics to keep us cinefiles homebound and hermit-like until winter.
This month’s offering will make folks want to Netflix n’ chill for reals.
SEPTEMBER 1
Amores Perros (2000)
Alejandro González Iñárritu’s trilogy of stories about three strangers connected by a car crash in Mexico. This is the first installment in the helmer’s “Trilogy of Death”, which includes 21 Grams and Babel.
“The streets of the world’s most notorious slum, Rio de Janeiro’s City of God, are a place where combat photographers fear to tread, police rarely go and residents are lucky if they live to the age of 20. In the midst of the oppressive crime and violence, a young boy will grow up to discover that he can view the harsh realities of his surroundings with an artistic eye.” – Miramax site, which is miraculously still up and running
Dead Poets Society (1989)
The late, great Robin Williams tour-de-force perf that mixes part stand up, part serious bearded Williams as a prep school professor who teaches teens that poetry is cool.
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
A great, bad movie in which Samuel L. Jackson gets eaten by a shark during a dramatic monologue and LL Cool J sings the theme song.
Instead of the trailer, here is the music trailer. Don’t say I never did anything for you:
Disney’s Hercules (1997)
Before Disney packs up all its toys and goes home, check out as many of its offerings on Netflix as you can. Here is the Mouse’s take on the Greek myth, sans the familicide.
Disney’s Mulan (1998)
In this Disney version of historical event and/or mythology, the legend of Hua Mulan, a woman who donned armor to fight against the Huns. Also gave birth to the great Matchmaker meme.
“A father and son rekindle their bond through the online role-playing game Final Fantasy XIV in this live-action series based on a true story.”
Fracture (2007)
A legal drama in which hot shot lawyer Ryan Gosling takes on would-be killer Anthony Hopkins.
Gangs of New York (2002)
Martin Scorsese brings his special brand of ultra-violence to 1800s New York, featuring a one-in-a-lifetime turn from Daniel Day-Lewis as Bill the Butcher.
Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Before he was BatAffleck but after Gigli, Ben was on the path of amends by taking the director’s seat and offering up this eye-opening dramatic mystery starring little brother Casey as a detective on the trail of a missing kid.
High Risk (1981)
James Brolin stars in this cash heist pic that features Anthony Quinn as a drug dealer.
Hoodwinked (2005)
Mediocre animated fare that attempts to make Red Riding Hood interesting outside of the Shrek universe.
Hotel for Dogs (2009)
It’s a hotel. For dogs.
My work is done here.
Jaws (1975)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Jaws 3 (1983)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
It’s Christmas in September! This fall, Netflix gifts us with one of the greatest movies ever made, the mediocre sequel, a bad movie that makes little sense without the 3D (or with the 3D really), and the explanation as to how Michael Caine can afford that new beach house.
And here is my favorite scene from Jaws 3 in 3D, in which Jaws attacks the Go-Gos:
NOTE: You really should watch Jaws 3 in 3D. It makes a world of difference. It’s by no means a better movie, but ups the entertainment value tenfold.
“Armed with a powerful amulet, a teenage guardian is tasked with protecting her little sister — and all of Elvendale. Based on the popular web series.”
Little Evil (Netflix Original Film)
“In this horror-comedy, a recently married man who wants to bond with his stepson begins to fear that the boy is a demon.”
Maniac (Netflix Original Series)
Justin Theroux stars in this American remake of the 2014 Norwegian series about a man in a mental hospital who lives a life of adventure without leaving the cozy confines of his straight jacket.
Narcos (Season 3; Netflix Original Series)
“The true story of Colombia’s infamously violent and powerful drug cartels fuels this gritty gangster drama series.”
Outside Man: Volume 2 (Netflix Original Series)
“Award-winning filmmaker Reggie Yates travels around the world tackling big issues such as gun violence, racism, gay rights and addiction.”
Pulp Fiction (1993)
Quentin Tarantino’s game changer that made Miramax a force to contend with, put Travolta back in the public eye and gave Americans a chance at Cannes.
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Want to never, ever do drugs again while feeling abject pity and slight disgust for Jennifer Connelly? Well. Do I have a movie for you…
Resurface (Netflix Original Film)
“A suicidal war veteran finds like-minded souls in Operation Surf, a surfing program that helps traumatized soldiers heal while riding the waves.”
Shaq & Cedric the Entertainer Present: All Star Comedy Jam
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam: Live from Atlanta
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam: Live from Dallas
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam: Live from Las Vegas
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam: Live from Orlando
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam: Live from South Beach
She’s Gotta Have It (Original Netflix Series)
“Nola Darling is back. See her struggle to define herself and divide her time among friends, job, and three lovers in this new take on Spike Lee’s classic film.”
“Portrait photographer Elsa Dorfman found her medium in 1980: the larger-than-life Polaroid Land 20×24 camera. For the next thirty-five years she captured the “surfaces” of those who visited her Cambridge, Massachusetts studio.” – Official site
The Last Shaman (2016)
A slightly hipster docu drama about a depressed man going on a journey of self discovery.
The Lost Brother (2017)
Spanish-language thriller about a man who returns home after the murder of this family to get involved with shady folks and shady dealings.
The Rugrats Movie (1998)
Tommy deals feelings of jealousy after his parents bring home brand new baby brother Dil. A perfect pic for ‘90s nostalgia.
The Secret Garden (1993)
Keep the ‘90s nostalgia going with the Frances Hodgson Burnett adaptation about an orphan sent to live with a stodgy uncle and a crippled cousin.
The Squid and the Whale (2005)
Noah Baumbach’s arthouse comedy about two brothers caught in the middle of their parents divorce.
Who the F**K is that Guy: The Fabulous Journey of Michael Alago
“Filmmaker Drew Stone to direct biopic of Michael Alago, the music executive responsible for signing Metallica, White Zombie and others. The film will explore Michael’s music career as well as the NYC downtown scene of the 70s, 80s and 90s.” – Official Facebook page
SEPTEMBER 2
Vincent N Roxxy (2016)
Low rated True Romance knock-off about a punk rocker and a loner who find love and go on the run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBtQYs5CWs8
SEPTEMBER 4
“Acclaimed filmmaker Cristian Mungiu (4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days) returns with this searing human saga about a father driven to extremes in order to protect his daughter’s future.” – IFC Films
SEPTEMBER 5
Carrie Pilby (2016)
A former child prodigy finds herself without friends or a job and is ordered by her therapist to shake things up.
“In the spring of 2014, the Ebola pandemic was sweeping across West Africa. One organization stepped up with people and resources to provide compassion and care in the Name of Jesus. But when the deadly virus infected its own medical personnel, including Dr. Kent Brantly, the epic crisis truly hit home for Samaritan’s Purse and its leader Franklin Graham.” – Official site
Like Crazy (2011)
Anton Yelchin (RIP) and Felicity Jones play college kids who fall in love but are ripped apart due to visa issues.
“Battle-scarred comic and “GLOW” star Marc Maron unleashes a storm of ideas about meditation, mortality, documentary films and our weird modern world.”
Newsies: The Broadway Musical (2017)
It’s the Disney deal that keeps on giving! Watch the live stage version of the failed musical from the ‘80s.
SEPTEMBER 6
“A gripping docu-thriller about a groundbreaking surveillance program, the brilliant mastermind behind it and how a perfect alternative to mass surveillance was killed by NSA-management for money – three weeks prior to 9/11.” – Official site
Hard Tide (2015)
Like The Incredible Journey, but with a nine-year-old and a junkie instead of cute animals.
SEPTEMBER 7
The primetime antics of the “Concierge of Crime,” Raymond “Red” Reddington, played by James Spader.
SEPTEMBER 8
“When nerdy high schooler Dani finally attracts the interest of her longtime crush, she lands in the cross hairs of his ex, a social media celebrity.”
BoJack Horseman (Season 4; Netflix Original Series)
“Meet the most beloved sitcom horse of the ’90s, 20 years later. He’s a curmudgeon with a heart of…not quite gold…but something like gold. Copper?”
“Chilean comedian, actor and director Fabrizio Copano performs a Netflix-exclusive stand-up set taped before a live audience in Buenos Aires.”
Fire Chasers (Netflix Series)
“As California’s 2016 fire season rages, brave backcountry firefighters race to put out the flames, protect homes and save lives in this docuseries.”
“When teen siblings Hayley and Alex enter an elite boarding school, they find rivalry, romance and a mystery related to the recent loss of their mom.”
“Well-known for his celebrity impersonations, Spanish comedian and artist Joaquín Reyes stays in his own character for this new stand-up special.”
“When city-turned-country girl Lucky meets a wild mustang named Spirit, she feels … adventures, find genuine friendship, and discover what it means to be free!” – Official site
“This true crime documentary series investigates cases where people convicted of murder claim their confessions were coerced, involuntary or false.”
The Walking Dead (Season 7)
Rick and the gang continue to roam around, find a new place to rest, fuck it up, and move on while they kill and get killed by walkers. Sorry. Did I ruin it for you?
SEPTEMBER 9
Portlandia (Season 7)
Hipsters take on hipsters for domination in smirky comedy.
SEPTEMBER 11
The Forgotten (2004)
A grieving mother is told that her son never existed in this mind bending thriller.
SEPTEMBER 12
“Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham brings his rude, crude and slightly demented posse of dummies to Ireland for a gleeful skewering of family and politics.”
SEPTEMBER 13
Offspring (Season 7)
Aussie TV show about an obstetrician looking for love.
Ghost of the Mountains (2017)
Beautiful Disney docu about the snow leopards of China.
SEPTEMBER 14
Disney’s Pocahontas (1995)
More Disney goodies! This time, the Mouse completely fabricates this historical tale about the Native American princess by aging her up and having her find love with a man twice her age. Don’t look up the facts on this one. It will make you sad.
SEPTEMBER 15
American Vandal (Season 1; Netflix Original Series)
Netflix spook that asks the daring question: “Who drew the dicks?”
Best. Trailer. Ever.
“A 5-year-old girl embarks on a harrowing quest for survival amid the sudden rise and terrifying reign of the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. Directed by Angelina Jolie.”
“The history of the Foo Fighters comes alive in this documentary, from their demo tapes through the creation of their 2011 album Wasting Light.” – Netflix blog
George Harrison: Living in the Material World (2011)
Martin Scorsese takes a look into the world of the late, great George Harrison through interviews, concerts and home movies.
Larceny (2017)
Dolph Lundgren stars as a former CIA operative who takes a gig to break into a bank.
“Teenage spy McKeyla teams up with three other super-smart girls to become secret agents who use their science and tech skills to save the day.”
Strong Island (Netflix Original Documentary)
“Yance Ford’s powerful documentary examines the racially charged murder of the filmmaker’s brother, his killer’s acquittal and the family’s response.”
“With exciting trips to the big city, the ski slopes and beyond, the Veggie friends expand their horizons and learn valuable faith-based lessons.”
SEPTEMBER 18
“Call the Midwife, based on the best-selling memoirs of the late Jennifer Worth, tells colorful stories of midwifery and families in London’s East End. Inspired by the memoirs of Jennifer Worth, Call the Midwife follows the nurses, midwives and nuns from Nonnatus House, who visit the expectant mothers of Poplar, providing the poorest women with the best possible care.” – Official site
The Journey Is the Destination (2016)
The story of photojournalist Dan Eldon who left his life in London to document the stories of life in Africa.
SEPTEMBER 19
Disney’s Beauty and the Beast (2017)
The Mouse’s retelling of its own classic toon in creating a new trend of adapting its own catalog into live action insta-classics.
Jerry Before Seinfeld (Netflix Original Special)
The comedy legend’s new special includes heaps of jokes that made him famous, as well as vintage footage.
“Death, taxes, and menopause are unavoidable facts of life. Love, Sweat & Tears is a groundbreaking, inspirational, and humorous look at the a long-taboo subject that will impact both women and men during their lifetimes.” – Official site
SEPTEMBER 20
Carol (2015)
Rooney Mara falls for Cate Blanchett in 1950s New York. But it’s the ’50s, so things get complicated.
SEPTEMBER 21
Gotham (Season 3)
Fox series about the early days of Jim Gordon, when Bruce Wayne was fighting acne and when Catwoman was more teen angst than angry.
SEPTEMBER 22
Fuller House (Season 3; Netflix Original Series)
“The Tanner family’s adventures continue as DJ Tanner-Fuller shares a home with her sister Stephanie and friend Kimmy who help raise her three boys.”
“Comic Jack Whitehall invites his stodgy, unadventurous father to travel with him to odd locations and events in an attempt to strengthen their bond.”
The Samaritan (2012)
Samuel L. Jackson pays for another addition to his house with this role in which he plays yet another career criminal.
SEPTEMBER 23
Alien Arrival (2016)
Prisoner of war is sent to outer space on a dangerous mission in order to gain freedom.
SEPTEMBER 25
“Alliances shift, secrets are revealed and the past becomes present in the quest to prevent intergalactic war.” – Official site
SEPTEMBER 26
Bachelorette (2012)
Dark, dark comedy about a group of gals that gather to “celebrate” the marriage of their own. Starring Rebel Wilson, Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher and Lizzy Caplan.
“Indianapolis has one of the lowest high school graduation rates in the country. For adult learners Greg, Melissa and Shynika, finally earning their high school diplomas could be a life-changing achievement.”
Restless Creature: Wendy Whelan (2016)
Docu on dancer Wendy Whelan and her struggles as she joined the New York City Ballet in 1984.
“The beautiful island of Oahu is host to a new batch of six strangers who share a single roof, multiple conflicts and no script in this reality series.”
SEPTEMBER 29
Big Mouth (Season 1; Netflix Original Series)
“A surreal animated comedy series from real-life best friends Nick Kroll and Andrew Goldberg explores teenage adventures in puberty.”
Club de Cuervos (Season 3; Netflix Original Series)
“A brother and sister battle high expectations and each other after inheriting a soccer team. A series from the creators of Nosotros los Nobles.”’
Gerald’s Game (Netflix Original Film)
Netflix gets in on Stephen King mania by adapting this novel about sex games gone wrong.
Real Rob (Season 2; Netflix Original Series)
“Go inside the world of comedian and actor Rob Schneider in this comedy series that follows the ups and downs of his career and family life.”
“Gear up for a fast-paced journey as celebrity chef and avid auto enthusiast Paul Hollywood takes in the cars and culture of France, Italy and Germany.”
“Seeking a connection, a widow, Addie Moore (Jane Fonda), pays an unexpected visit to her Colorado neighbor, Louis Waters (Robert Redford), a widower.”
“Ms. Frizzle’s sister — voiced by Kate McKinnon — takes her class on a slew of wild science adventures in this update of the beloved animated show.”