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Written by Erin Maxwell |
Going from feast to famine, November’s offerings on on Netflix are downright anemic. With the exception of the epic return of Bob and Dave to the small screen, there is nothing that really stands out. (
Nothing stands out? Marvel's Jessica Jones on November 20th! - Ed.)
NOTE: Gents, if you are going to use the “Netflix & Chill” line on your next hot date, you are going to be sorely disappointed. Ain’t no girl wants to come over to watch
LeapFrog Letter Factory or
The Day Kennedy Died. Know what won’t get any lady in the mood?
Beethoven's Christmas Adventure. It’s like Netflix doesn’t even care about your sex life anymore.
Other dating ploys to consider: “Hulu & Unwind,” “HBO & Hang,” “Vudu & Make Out Because This One Is Obvious.”
November 1
Beethoven's Christmas Adventure (2011) A giant dog celebrates Christmas. Yeah. Pass.
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce: Season 1A Bravo show for people who were really concerned about what Cuddy was up to post-
House. The cabler’s first scripted series
Idris Elba: Mandela, My Dad and Me (2015)Beloved actor goes on a vision quest inspired by his Oscar-nominated role as the freedom fighter.
Last Days in Vietnam (2014)A look at the final weeks of the Vietnam War when the evacuation led to chaos.
The Last Time You Had Fun (2014)Boy meets girl and boy meets girl, wine is consumed, hijinks ensue, merriment is had and dysfunction is discovered. Stars the Waitress from
It's Always Sunny.
Robot Overlords (2015)Brit sci-fier starring Gillian Anderson and Ben Kingsley as survivors from the robot invasion that has enslaved humans by controlling their movement with collars. I know, it feels like this is a script that started as a joke on Reddit, but holy hell, I’m going to watch it!
Seven Deadly Sins: Season 1Morgan Spurlock does for sinning what he once did for the Big Mac: over exam the concept and present a single side.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)Super fun and strangely irreverent kiddie show makes it to the big screen for the first time. Worth it for the David Hasselhoff scenes alone.
Thomas & Friends: The Christmas Engines (2014)Nope.
Twinsters (2015)Identical twin sisters find each other after years of separation thanks to the help of social media. Documentary explores the way technology is bringing people and society together and its impact on daily lives.
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