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Boston Cinegeeks! Check Out NIGHTCRAWLER Starring Jake Gyllenhaal!

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Nightcrawler is a pulse-pounding thriller set in the nocturnal underbelly of contemporary Los Angeles. Jake Gyllenhaal stars as Lou Bloom, a driven young man desperate for work who discovers the high-speed world of L.A. crime journalism. Finding a group of freelance camera crews who film crashes, fires, murder and other mayhem, Lou muscles into the cut-throat, dangerous realm of nightcrawling -- where each police siren wail equals a possible windfall and victims are converted into dollars and cents. Aided by Rene Russo as Nina, a veteran of the blood-sport that is local TV news, Lou blurs the line between observer and participant to become the star of his own story. 
And we're giving away passes to Forces of Geek readers to see the film on Tuesday, October 28 at 7pm at the AMC Boston Common.

Visit HERE and enter the code: FOGC8T2 for your chance to download complimentary passes.

Just a reminder that tickets are oversold and you should plan on getting there early. Passes and admittance are on a first come first served basis.


Nightcrawler arrives in theaters Friday, October 31st, 2014
For more details visit nightcrawlerfilm.com


The Entire Halloween Series Summed Up In Two Minutes

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While you may think you're an expert in all things horror movie-related, this super tight summery of all the Halloween flicks will put your movie knowledge to shame. In only two minutes Cinefix is able to give you the low-down on what happened in each movie so you don't actually have to sit down and watch them...seriously, do you really want to watch past the second movie anyway?

Think of this as the cliff-note version of the movies...while you may lose some of the depth of the films, at least you'll know what happened...like murder and boobies and stuff.

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NIGHTMARE FUEL: Bug Sets Up Shop In Guy's Ear...Feel Free To Start Screaming (NSFW)

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When I was seven years old, my mother dropped me off at the local tri-cinema to meet up with my babysitter Carrie (who should totally not have been allowed near small children) and her brother to see Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. While that may sound pretty awesome (which it was), what inevitably scarred me for life is the scene where Chekov becomes Khan's bitch via a giant earwig-like insect THAT VIOLENTLY CRAWLS INSIDE HIS EAR CANAL.

I have never quite recovered from seeing that and, often, my nightmares return to it.

So, seeing the following video has been pretty traumatic for me...and, upon watching it, it will be for you as well since what is about to transpire is something so foul, so nightmarish, that not only will you probably start screaming, you might just feel faint.

Be warned people...video after the break.

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VIRGIN AMERICA Creates A Six-Hour Ad Of Mannequins Flying From Newark To San Francisco

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If you are thinking of getting into extreme activities I can think of no better training than watching this Virgin America ad of mannequins in a simulated flight from Newark to San Fran...and yes, the entire thing takes about six hours (just like the actual flight).

Filled with crying babies, annoying neighbors and your general experience in flying coach across country, Virgin has managed to capture the hell of being crammed in a metal tube screaming across the sky. But don't worry, there's surprises to be found within that six hours (weird dream sequences, becoming one with the seat back, a sky junk catalog...).

I'm guessing that the point of this exercise is for people to realize that flying Virgin America is a more pleasurable experience but really, it's more like an art film that has some pretty funny moments in it. Of course, I watched this whole thing last night during a bout of insomnia so maybe it isn't great...I don't know, just return your tray tables to the upright position and watch what just might be the greatest time suck in existence.

Video after the break.

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Sneak Peek: THE GRAVEYARD BOOK GRAPHIC NOVEL Written by Neil Gaiman and adapted by P. Craig Russell

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It Takes a Graveyard to Raise a Child.

Nobody Owens, known as Bod, is a normal boy. He would be completely normal if he didn't live in a graveyard, being raised by ghosts, with a guardian who belongs to neither the world of the living nor the dead.

There are adventures in the graveyard for a boy—an ancient Indigo Man, a gateway to the abandoned city of ghouls, the strange and terrible Sleer. But if Bod leaves the graveyard, he will be in danger from the man Jack—who has already killed Bod's family.

Inventive, chilling, and filled with wonder, Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book reaches new heights in this stunning adaptation. Artists Kevin Nowlan, P. Craig Russell, Tony Harris, Scott Hampton, Galen Showman, Jill Thompson, and Stephen B. Scott lend their own signature styles to create an imaginatively diverse and yet cohesive interpretation of Neil Gaiman's luminous novel in this gorgeously illustrated two-volume graphic novel adaptation.

Volume One contains Chapter One through the Interlude, while Volume Two includes Chapter Six to the end.
After the jump, check out a few pages of the adaptation, illustrated by Kevin Nowlan.

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What the Hex?! — The Strange Case of the Scarlet Witch

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For those of you that haven’t been keeping up with the X-Men, which is a lot more fun and lot less mind-numbing than keeping up with the Kardashians, a few years back, Marvel’s favorite mutants suffered a nearly crippling blow when Wanda Maximoff, the daughter of Magneto better known as the Scarlet Witch, went off her nut and wished the mutant gene into the cornfield.

It was so not good that she did that.  Not good at all.

Clearly, HER mutant power is convincing large swaths of people
she’s interesting enough to watch for nearly a decade.

Suffering a breakdown precipitated by the revelation that she’d been made to forget that she had twins—well, that’s because they were actually made up of magical energy that she subconsciously had given form to; shit, this is actually kind of mind-numbing…—the Witch lost control of her reality warping abilities and caused Avengers Mansion to blow up, killed a handful of teammates, and then when her brother Pietro (aka Quicksilver, also somehow still a credible hero) convinced her to envision a reality where mutants were in (mostly) peaceful command called the House of M, she went even further off the rails and wished for “no more mutants.”

Of course, since Marvel knew that their X-Men books were pretty much half of their publishing line “no more mutants” actually meant “no more mutants that no one really cares about and the temporary removal of the mutant gene to prevent further mutants,” but whatever.

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GOTHAM CENTRAL: S1E03 - E05 (review)

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Editor's Note: Our Gotham reviewer, Steven Scott, just moved across the country delaying his coverage of episodes 3, 4 and 5.



The Balloonman (S01E03)


A new vigilante is taking the law into his own hands strapping corrupt public figures to weather balloons and sending them off into space. Due to his methods, the press has dubbed him The Balloonman, and now Gordon must stop the madman’s rampage, despite the people of Gotham embracing him for taking out the trash.


THE GOOD


The Penguin is again this episode’s MVP. Like Joker in The Dark Knight, the show is that much better when he’s onscreen and you can’t wait until he pops up again. From the very first scene of him feeling right at home in his corrupt, crime-ridden city, he is a magnetic personality who you can’t help rooting for despite being a murderous sociopath.

The rest of the cast is beginning to settle into their roles except for Pinkett Smith. Cat is back in this episode assisting Gordon with his follow up investigation on the Wayne murders and they have good chemistry. If they continue to develop her role right, she will be a fan favorite by mid season.


THE BAD


Fish Mooney remains a low point as Pinkett Smith is clearly relishing her villainous role way too much, coming off more silly than menacing. She appears to be taking her cues from Eartha Kitt’s Catwoman and takes the show up a notch on the campiness meter. I hate to say it but the sooner Penguin rises up and devours Fish, the better off the show will be.

Whereas Gordon and Cat’s scenes together work, Gordon and Bruce’s are majorly lacking. The first scene they shared together in the pilot felt natural because it was real and honest, a detective consoling a newly orphaned boy and making him a promise that he will avenge his parent’s deaths. Every scene they’ve shared since then is cold and wooden, feeling more like an excuse to get these two in a room together than an organic part of the story. Alfred’s presence doesn’t help either. Something needs to change in this dynamic.


THE BAT

From the opening scene with the first victim floating towards his death above the Gotham skyline, the first thing that popped into my head was “Batman could’ve saved him.” Unfortunately the GCPD doesn’t have their own Batplane but they do what they can within their abilities to track down and prevent more of these deaths from happening. The Balloonman, a one gimmick villain who would fit alongside such D-listers as the Kite Man if he were introduced in the comics, actually works here as a one off antagonist. He’s not so powerful that Gordon couldn’t take him down without assistance from Batman, but he is a sign of things to come.



Bruce is given his obligatory scenes in this episode, one of which involves a newscaster posing the question, “who will step up to protect the citizens of Gotham?” Cut to Bruce’s face.  Nods like this kind of make me wish Bruce hadn’t been added as a regular on the series as I can only take so many “Hey, by the way, he’s going to be BATMAN,” moments.

Plus, how many more Balloonmen will the show throw at us before they start burning through more and more of Batman’s foes. Who will be left to introduce by the time he suits up?


THE CONCLUSION


Despite some bumps, this is the best episode of the series so far. Not a difficult feat after the disappointment that was the previous episode. The villain worked in the context of this series as someone that the cops could take down without Batman’s help but is gearing us up for more colorful characters to crop up. Let’s hope the show has worked out its kinks by this point.


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TANKS FOR THE MEMORIES - LIked FURY? Some Less-Obvious Movies With Tanks in Them

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Brad Pitt’s new WWII tank drama Fury has arrived, and reminded us all of other films featuring tanks.  Most enthusiasts agree such films as The Battle of the Bulge, Patton and the original Sahara with Humphrey Bogart are the standard-bearers of the subgenre, the tank movies against which all subsequent works like the WWII drama Kelly’s Heroes, the father/son ’80s comedy Tank and the Matthew McConaughey remake of Sahara are compared.


While I decide if Fury warrants a big-screen theatrical viewing versus a wait-for-the-Blu-ray approach, here are some other suggestions--some lesser known and others less obvious--that offer some terrific tank moments.


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Sister Cristina Covers Like A Virgin...And No This Isn't A Comedy Bit

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While most of my life is spent online tracking down stories to post to FOG! or catching up with with my X-Files slash fiction group, I do happen to miss a few major things...like a nun winning Italy's version of The Voice. Which made seeing this music video of Sister Cristina covering Madonna's Like A Virgin a bit like watching an homage to Father Guido Sarducci (for those of you who are too young to know what the fuck I'm talking about click HERE).

To be honest with you, I kept waiting for the punchline throughout the entire video only to realize that no, this is, in fact, an honest to god cover of a nun singing Like A Virgin.

And that makes it even funnier...so thank-you Jeebus.

Video after the break.

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IKEA's Halloween Ad Pays Homage To 'The Shining'

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To me nothing is scarier than a kid on a Big Wheel (thank you Stanley Kubrick) and in this clever IKEA ad there's a whole lotta Big Wheeling going on...as well as some creepy Spot-the-Homage bits that go by quickly so be prepared to watch this ad again and again so as not to miss anything (There's also a sweet little contest that revolves around the ad as well so click HERE to take part).

Congrats IKEA for having balls big enough to scare away some of your customers...and no, I'm not referring to their assembly directions.

Video after the break.

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GEEK SHORT: Flesh Computer by Ethan Shaftel Will Make You Be Nicer To Technology

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I'm not sure if Ethan Shaftel's fantastic (seriously, this thing is amazing) short film Flesh Computer is an allegory for our growing dependence on technology and humanity's tendency toward violence (both physically and sexually) or simply an incredibly well done sci-fi flick, but either way I demand that someone give him loads of money to flesh (no pun intended) this thing out so that I can sit in a theater and feel weird.

And yes, the story of an apartment building super/handyman whose cybernetic pet is threatened by some asshole bullies will make you feel really weird inside, but that's a good thing...'cause I'm pretty sure we're meant to.

So watch it after the break and feel free to discuss your emotions...and maybe, could someone give me a hug because I feel like connecting to another human being right about now.

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I Rewatched THE X-FILES So You Didn't Have To

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Several weeks ago it was reported that The X-Files might make a comeback, which prompted a post by me wondering if the show would work in the present time, if it was too much of a relic from the 1990s.

Since then I’ve been binge watching the show; I’ve now completed the first five seasons and I’m halfway through the six. To my surprise, this was the first time I had watch many of the episodes since they first aired, some over 21 years ago!

It’s kinda hard to believe that The X-Files was such a popular culture phenomenon, and mainstream enough to have routinely been nominated for the top awards at the Emmy’s (winning some of them), as well as winning the best drama award at Golden Globes several times.


This comment has nothing to do with the subject matter — which I’ll get to in a minute — but that the tone of the show would violently swing from one episode to the next.

One week it would be the pulpy monster of the week, the next a show filled melodramatic introspective voice overs, then to Scully’s crisis or religion, and then to a comic episode that’s almost slapstick silly.


Further, the relationship between Mulder and Scully would dramatically change. One week they had a deep platonic friendship, the next they were at each other throats. Several episodes would be spent laying the groundwork for how Scully resents the way in which Mulder treats her as his secretary, and then there wouldn’t be any mention of this again for a dozen episodes. It was like it never happened.

It’s almost like show would produce scripts that were written for half a dozen other TV shows. Nobody knew what the show was about, so any script could get shot so long as it had the main characters in it.

To give a specific example, the Vince Gilligan episodes tend to be psychological thrillers where paranormal elements were minimal to the point that the stories didn’t rely on them. He had is own unique vision of what the show was like, which got mixed in with very different other visions.

Maybe we didn’t notice this in the 1990s because we weren’t binge-watching episodes, and the occasional reruns helped break up episodes even more. Or, as TV shows have become more episodic we just demand a greater degree of unity across episodes.

But still, I just didn’t remember how schizophrenic the show was and I’m surprised people weren’t more critical about this.

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WOLVES (review)

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Review by Dean Galanis
Produced by Steven Hoban
Written and Directed by David Hayter
Starring Jason Momoa, Lucas Till, Merritt Patterson, 
John Pyper-Ferguson, Stephen McHattie, Kaitlyn Leeb, 
Jennifer Hale, Adam Butcher, Miriam McDonald, 
Melanie Scrofano, Adam MacDonald, Alain Moussi
Release Date: October 16th, 2014 VOD / 
November 14th in Limited Theatrical Release


Lame but not terrible coming-of-age werewolf tale is not nearly as awful as the early reviews have indicated.  But please don’t mistake that statement as a recommendation.

Lucas Till plays Cayden, a small-town, high school quarterback who begins to realize he is a werewolf.

After beating the crap out of a rival defensemen, nearly raping his girlfriend and apparently slaughtering his parents, he evades the police and hits the road in order to find some answers.

After happening upon a fellow werewolf in a bar, he’s guided to the town of Lupine Ridge, a town full of werewolves that has split into two clans. Cayden is taken in by the kindly John Tollerman (the always-welcome Stephen McHattie) and his wife, and he starts falling in love with sexy werewolf Angelina, while getting some hefty stare-downs from big-ass werewolf Conor Slaughter (well-cast Jason Momoa).

What follows has for the all the world the feel of a half-baked TV pilot; the opening feels rushed, character development is sketchy, to be kind, the action is perfunctory (the fighting is constantly plagued by the fastfastfast action then slooooooooow mooootion then fastfastfast!!! kind of crap that was passé a decade ago), the plotting connect-the-dots.

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Make SUPERHEROSTUFF Your One Stop HALLOWEEN Shop!

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For those looking to dress up as your favorite superhero, our friends at SuperHeroStuff want you to know that the last day to order with a guarantee of receiving the purchased stuff by Halloween is October 24th

They have costume shirts, costume hoodies, costume pj’s and a bunch of other accessories to enhance any costume. 

Plus, they have two contests running. The first is a costume contest with Men’s, Women’s and Kid’s divisions and $800+ in prizes. The second is a sweepstakes with one winner receiving a $100 shopping spree and a zombified drawing of themselves from a surprise comic artist.

After the jump find out all of their current promotions and contests!

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INFOGRAPHIC - Yes, You Can Be Internet Famous

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Deep down, most of us long to be famous. While most of us live our lives in anonymity, as a celebrity you can have an impact on the world, leave a meaningful legacy behind, and have your name remembered for ages.

Sometimes, though, fame isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. While PR professionals might claim there’s “no such thing as bad publicity,” for individuals seeking fame, that’s not always the case. When it comes to your own legacy, it’s probably better to live in obscurity than to have your name smeared throughout history.

Even if you’re not remembered as a villain for all time, a brief firestorm of bad publicity can cost you. Take Justine Sacco, who was fired due to an inappropriate tweet that went viral, or the South Korean student who became famous and endured harassment as “Dog Poop Girl” after refusing to clean up after her dog on the subway.

Those cautionary tales prove a point: If you’re after Internet stardom, you need to take charge by crafting your own online identity before you hit the big time.

By following the right steps to stardom, you can turn around even bad publicity in your favor. Even if an unflattering photo of you suddenly goes viral, you can imitate accidental star McKayla Maroney and reclaim your fame with a positive attitude.

But instead of waiting for your one-in-a-million chance of going viral accidentally, it’s better to start off on the right foot to begin with than to be accidentally launched into fame by a chance photo or misstep and then have to try to make the best of it.

If you’ve decided to take your Internet stardom into your own hands, just follow the steps after the jump and your name will be known around the web before you know it.

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ANIMATION GEEK: The Hidden Life of the Burrowing Owl by Mike Roush

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I don't want to give away too much about Mike Roush's deliciously absurd animated nature mockumentary, but let's just say it is everything you would ever want to know about the Burrowing Owl (plus a whole lot more).

I hope that Roush continues on with more of this style of edu-animations as I believe that humanity would be best served by knowing that some animals aren't going to take our destructive shit anymore.

Video after the break.

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Emoji Masks...Because We Need Even More Reasons To Hate Ourselves (A Rant)

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What Emoji is this?

Between sexualizing children's television characters or appropriating another culture so that we can show off our boobs or knobs,  I had to wonder if our self-loathing had finally reached its peak...and then I saw this:


Yep, those are emoji masks, because apparently we are in that deep, dark place within our souls when wearing a smiling turd upon our visage is as close to admitting that we need help as a species as we are going to get.

Oh dear god, can someone please help me?

And better yet, we can pay someone $5 for the pleasure of sending it to our home (because finding a template on the internet would be too time consuming).

Granted, it isn't a slutty emoji so perhaps that's something to be grateful for, but still, here we are, trying to decide which contemporary hieroglyphic best represents our self in the hopes that our friends and co-workers might think of us as hip and trendy (although what will most likely happen is that someone in HR will email us the number to an insurance-approved therapist so as not to subject the company to a lawsuit after we completely fall apart and threaten to kill everyone).

But do we really need to go this far?

Wouldn't it be better to not participate in the holiday if our options are limited to dressing as a slutty cast member from Frozen or as a Sly Guy Emoji?


Well? Wouldn't it?

I don't know, maybe I just need to lie down or something...is there an emoji mask for the emotion of deeply depressed?

Source: IIHIH


THROWBACK THURSDAY: Come And Embark on An Advertisement Voyage of Subpar 70s Offerings

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Imagine being a kid back when nothing good was on TV until Saturday mornings (or, possibly, in the evenings, if, your parents were nice and let you sit on the cold linoleum floor in front of them to watch the Six Million Dollar Man). Now imagine that when the commercials came on you just had to sit through them because the only remote control in the house was you and in order to channel surf between the four or five stations that your rooftop antenna sent inside your 500 pound console TV, you had to get up off the floor and physically turn the dial (which, most likely, had broken off right after the warranty expired and required a pair of pliers that your dad left on top of the TV to grasp the turning doo-dad...and so help you if you moved them).

Can your little techno-head imagine that? Oh, it can't? Well maybe this string of shitty commercials (one of which shows off the best Halloween offerings that my childhood had to deal with) will help with the mental pictures.

Maybe then you'll understand why people my age hate you so much.

Video after the break.

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WE tv's SOUTH OF HELL Stars Production; MENA SUVARI To Star in New Supernatural Thriller

RIFFTRAX LIVE: SANTA CLAUS Will Bring Belly Laughs to Naughty and Nice Nationwide this Holiday Season

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Fathom Events, RiffTrax and IGN Present All-New Hilarious
Commentary on This Holiday Title in Select U.S. Cinemas on December 4
Fathom Events, RiffTrax.com® and IGN are thrilled to bring Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett (best known for the groundbreaking “Mystery Science Theater 3000”) back to select cinemas nationwide for “RiffTrax Live: Santa Claus” on Thursday, December 4 LIVE at 8:00 p.m. ET/ 7:00p.m. CT and tape-delayed to 7:00 p.m. MT/ 8:00 p.m. PT for a hilarious never-before-seen take on K. Gordon Murray's “Santa Claus.”


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