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ANACONDA Flashback: J. LO In The Jungle

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It’s cold and relatively damp up here in South America.

My friends and I were enjoying a light camping trip deep in the jungles of Peru when, after day two, we found my buddy Truckee gnawed to death.

My camp quickly realized we were being hunted by something vicious… smart… terrifying… and, most of all, unstoppable.

The native chinchilla; nature’s fuzzy little bastard.


They strike like an unbelievably cute rider of death; to look into their lifeless, black eyes spells doom for anyone in the vicinity.  They attack without mercy and escape into the shadows, wiggling their fuzzy little butts as they disappear into the dark void of the jungle.

After a few days of running and surviving, I find myself holed up is a rickety shack; the lone survivor of my group, writing quite possibly my last review and I have one VHS tape to watch:

1997’s Anaconda.


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The Pull List: CRIMINAL MACABRE: THE THIRD CHILD #1, GEORGE PÉREZ'S SIRENS, PURGATORI #1 & More!

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Check out what I checked out this week.

Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!


All New X-Men #32
Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artist: Mahmud Asrar
Cover: Sara Pichelli
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $3.99


The displaced X-Men have found themselves displaced even farther forward in time and have landed into the Ultimate Universe.

While Beast, Iceman, and X-23 all have some interesting adventures ahead of them, the heart of the story is Jean Grey’s meeting Miles Morales. Being the writer of Morales’ Spider-Man series gives Bendis a distinct advantage in make this cross over something tangible by giving both characters time to shine as their interaction takes center stage.

This is Miles’ first interaction with someone from the 616 universe since last year’s Spider-Men event.

Jean knows that Peter Parker is kind of a big deal in her neck of the woods, so seeing Miles as a younger version of an iconic hero is almost like looking into a situational mirror.

The artwork is fun to look at and Mahmud Asrar did a great job of making the big moments count as they were stuck in different circumstances. These circumstances were illustrated nicely and called for different colors and change ups in character work. The two-page layout of Jean reading Miles’ mind captured the essence of an insecure teenager having all of his inner-most thoughts revealed.

I believe that someday, somehow, Miles Morales will takes permanent residence in Marvel proper, and seeing him interact with more of its characters is a good way to get fan used to the possibility. For those who are all in on all things X-Men, this series has truly been the definitive yarn for the mutant stable these days.

Bendis establishes an enjoyable and perilous tone setting up the characters against threats that they think they know but in this case, they really don't.

Score: 3.5 out of 5


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Alex de Campi's VALENTINE Volume 2 Is Now Available On Thrillbent

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Alex de Campi pioneered the digital comics movement in 2009 when she released Valentine across numerous platforms and in multiple languages/territories. The Eisner Award nominee was ahead of her time in understanding the power of the digital medium. Alex de Campi's vision was one of Thrillbent's strongest influences and helped Mark Waid recognize how successful a platform devoted to digital comics could be.


Now, de Campi has joined forces with Waid's digital comics company, Thrillbent, for the release of Valentine Volume 2.

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CRAFTY GEEK: DIY Spiderweb Hat

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It is about this time in September when I start jonesing to pull all my Halloween gear out and start decorating my house, my yard and myself, but I try and hold back until October 1st so that I won't be that one freak who pushes their holiday agenda on everyone else (you know the type, they're the ones who start wearing Xmas sweaters in August and get all excited about adding to their porcelain lighted house collection).

But while my excitement level for Halloween starts edging closer to manic once Starbucks releases the Pumpkin Spice Latte, I do wish that I could start incorporating a little bit of spooky earlier into my life without it looking too obvious.

And I think I found a way via this incredible simple craft that will yield one adorably cute vintage-style spiderweb hat (created by Angie of Little Inspiration).

All you need to look like a million bucks are six or seven strands of floral wire (which can be found at a craft store) and a pair of pliers for curling the end pieces, that's it. If you want to add an embellishment you can always attach a glittered plastic spider or a piece of black tulle or lace to the front.

For complete instructions on how to make one of these for yourself (or a bunch for your friends...seriously, these things will take you 15-20 minutes, tops to create) click HERE.

The top of your head will never look more Hallow-Posh.

The Most Awkward Interview Ever: Promoting CADDYSHACK With Bill, Ted, Rodney and Chevy

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So I've been trying to figure out the best way to describe this weird and awkward interview featuring the stars of the movie Caddyshack (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield and Ted Knight) and one very out-of-place interviewer who would look more at home selling jewelry on QVC, but I can't, it's fucking impossible.

The only saving grace of the entire interview is the fact that these four guys are so incredibly gifted that they can turn even the most horrific six minutes of their lives into something funny...which is really saying something.

Interview from hell after the break.

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7 Things You (Probably) Didn’t Know About Fight Club

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Fight Club is about to celebrate its 15th anniversary in a few weeks so it seems only appropriate to honor that occasion by dropping some knowledge about the movie into your head. And while that information might ruin one or two scenes from the movie for you, if you're like me and watch the film whenever life sucks you down into the abyss, it will only add to the fabulous melancholy feel of the film.

So check out the video after the break and learn a few things. And, if you already know about these little trivia nuggets, follow the first and second rule of Fight Club.

You know what they are.

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The Flowers are Still Standing: GHOSTBUSTERS – 30 Years Later

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It’s hard to believe thirty years have gone by since I first saw Ghostbusters, but I can still recall the charge of electricity in the air that night at the theater.

My first viewing of the movie was in one of the largest auditoriums at the Eric (now United Artists) Pennsauken outside of Philadelphia, which boasted a 70mm projector and could seat roughly 800 patrons.


The tremendous hype for the movie had been building ever since a terrific give-nothing-away teaser trailer premiered the previous year.

Now, it was down to the last few minutes before the lights would dim and the curtains would part, when we’d all finally get to see what the fuss was about. We were all so jazzed for the movie that several enthusiastic chants of “Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters!” swelled throughout the rowdy auditorium as the theater projectionist waited an extra twenty minutes for the stragglers to pack in.

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SHAFT Comic Book Announces Creative Team

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Cover by Denys Cowan and Bill Sienkiewicz

Dynamite Entertainment is proud to announce the signing of writer David F. Walker and artist Bilquis Evely to its upcoming Shaft comic book, based on the hard-hitting detective created by novelist Ernest Tidyman and popularized in films featuring Richard Roundtree and Samuel L. Jackson. Slated for release in December, Shaft #1 celebrates the 45th anniversary of an American icon with a wealth of cover art options by industry talents including Francesco Francavilla, Michael Avon Oeming, Ulises Farinas, Matt Haley, Sanford Greene, and a landmark collaboration between Denys Cowan and Bill Sienkiewicz.

John Shaft, described as a "tough, take-no-guff detective" and "private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks" in composer/singer Isaac Hayes' Oscar-winning Theme from Shaft, has gone toe-to-toe with organized crime bosses, stood up to the cops, squared off against kidnappers, and foiled assassination attempts in his novel and film appearances. But who was John Shaft before he became the hardboiled investigator with a reputation as big as New York City itself? For the first time ever, the detective's origins are explored, courtesy of the new series by Dynamite Entertainment.

"Working on Shaft, one of the most iconic characters in pop culture, is a dream come true," says David F. Walker. "I've been a fan of the character since I was a kid, and especially love him in his original iteration, as created by author Ernest Tidyman. My take on Shaft is steeped in Tidyman's work, and builds on the world created in the original novels. I'm exploring who he is as a man, as a private detective, and as a cold-blooded killer. This John Shaft is much grittier, more badass, with a complexity never seen in the films. The name may be familiar, and some aspects of the character may be recognizable, but at the end of the day, he will be something new and exciting - especially in the world of comics. This is Shaft the way Shaft was meant to be."

David F. Walker is an award-winning journalist, filmmaker, and author of the Young Adult series The Adventures of Darius Logan. His publication BadAzz MoFo became internationally known as the indispensable resource guide to black films of the 1970s, and he is co-author of the book Reflections on Blaxploitation: Actors and Directors Speak. His work in comics includes the series Number 13 (Dark Horse Comics), The Army of Dr. Moreau (Monkeybrain Comics), and The Supernals Experiment (Canon Comics).

Bilquis Evely is a rising star on Dynamite's roster of talented artists. Recently she worked alongside writer Chris Roberson on the critically acclaimed Doc Savage miniseries. Her other works include The Shadow / Green Hornet: Dark Nights crossover event with writer Michael Uslan, The Shadow Annual #1, and Miss Fury. Evely's experience with Dynamite's pulp heroes has made her the perfect fit for the mean streets of 1970's New York City in Shaft.

"The response by the media and fans over the announcement of a Shaft comic book series was nothing short of electric," says Nick Barrucci, Publisher and CEO of Dynamite Entertainment. "Frankly, there's no one better suited to take the reins on this project than David F. Walker, whose vast knowledge of and appreciation for the genre have been welcome and invaluable in our launch of the Shaft series. Combining his energetic take on this superbad private detective with Bliquis Evely's impressive artistic skills, we have all the makings of an explosive comic for Shaft fans to love."

Shaft #1 will be solicited in Diamond Comic Distributors' October Previews catalog, the premiere source of merchandise for the comic book specialty market, and slated for release in December. Comic book fans are encouraged to reserve copies of Shaft #1 with their local comic book retailers. Shaft will also be available for individual customer purchase through digital platforms courtesy of Comixology, iVerse, and Dark Horse Digital.
After the jump check out the amazing covers by  Francesco Francavilla, Michael Avon Oeming, Ulises Farinas, Matt Haley, and Sanford Greene.

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I Hate Free U2 Music, The Great iTunes Blunder of 2014

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I don’t know about all of you but I am so pissed off!

I can’t believe last week someone at iTunes placed an album into my library that I would normally pay for!

How dare they?!

When the new years day comes around, (Get it? A little U2 reference there for you folks that don’t totally hate them for giving you free music) anyway, when New Years Day comes around and we’re looking at the great marketing FAILS of 2014, sadly iTunes giving us a free U2 album will be on it.



I’ve been pondering this. Having been a U2 fan for over twenty years. Having been in entertainment marketing the last ten years I’ve really been fascinated with this backlash. And I pinpointed where everything went wrong. And it’s sad really.

Because it was one small decision in an otherwise big and possibly successful plan…

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Happy 125th (?!) Birthday NINTENDO!

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Today marks the 125th anniversary of Nintendo, which launched way back in 1889 by Fusajiro Yamauchi.  Gaming was part of the company's identity from the beginning, producing handmade hanafuda playing cards.

Over the years, the company diversified and attempted to develop several other businesses such as  cab services, love hotels, vacuum cleaners and instant rice packets.  By the sixties Nintendo had turned their focus to toys and eventually, video games, launching their first successful franchise in 1982 with Donkey Kong.  Now considered to be one of the most iconic gaming companies, Nintendo is the third most valuable listed company in Japan and continues to find new fans with their beloved games and characters including The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario Brothers, Kirby, Star Fox and Yoshi.

And what better way to celebrate the anniversary of the Nintendo legacy than through fashion?  Our friends at TV Store Online have several different costume hoodies that are perfect for everyday use or make an easy Halloween outfit.  Check them out after the jump!

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Hey, Ladies, CBS Gets into the Comic Game with SUPERGIRL

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It seems that the progression of the Supergirl TV series has been faster than a speeding bullet.

It was only days since the buzz that Greg Berlanti was working on the script to CBS picking up a full season order of the superhero series.

But there is little wonder there. With the market all hot and bothered for anything comic-book related, CBS is late to the comic-property party, as ABC snags Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Agent Carter, Fox debuts Gotham, NBC rallies behind Constantine and TNT is developing Titans, based on the long running Teen Titans franchise.  It seems only logical that the Eye would make a quick lunge for the female-focused prime-time series featuring a caped crusader.


Following the adventures of Superman’s blonde bombshell teen cousin Kara Zor-El/Linda Lee, a refugee from Argo City, as she adapts to life on Earth.

The series hits all the sweet spots: Appeals to women, appeals to 18 - 25 year old men, appeals to advertisers, movie-franchise possibilities, enough super friends and villains for spin-offs if the getting is good.

All it needs is for it to be good. Really good.

So, will a comic-book adaptation aimed at ladies win, lose or draw?

Let’s take a look at a few past attempts:

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GOTHAM: S01E01 "Pilot" (review)

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After all the yearlong hype, Gotham has finally arrived and is bringing us Batman’s beginnings on a weekly basis.

The pilot introduced us to a LOT of characters and has now set the tone of the series going forward.

Revolving around the partnership of Detectives James Gordon and Harvey Bullock, we follow their investigation into the (SPOILER ALERT) murder of the Waynes, leaving young Bruce an orphan.


But that wasn’t really a spoiler was it?

Even your grandmother knows by now how Batman came to be Batman. But this isn’t his show. While Batman continues to rule the silver screen, this series takes a decidedly different direction, focusing on Gotham’s police and criminal underworld, showcasing the origins of some of Batman’s most notorious villains.

So did Gotham live up to the hype?

Let’s break it down.


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Jambronis, Are You Ready For HERCULES, The Most Electrifying God On Mount Olympus?

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Both the Theatrical and Extended Cut of the Thrilling Adventure HERCULES
Debut on  Blu-ray & Blu-ray 3D Combo Packs November 4, 2014

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The Ultimate List Of Superhero Lairs

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Lairs offer superheroes both sanctuary and the perfect conditions to research their latest foe. From underground vaults, an observatory and rainbow bridge to the more mundane bed, private quarters and gymnasium; these lairs offer superheroes all they need to both recuperate and to investigate an imminent attack.

After the jump, check out a list of the ultimate superhero lairs, along with an extensive list of all you need to recreate the lair in your own bedroom. Some are definitely easier than others, but should you have the time, money and inclination then follow this ticklist to recreate your favourite superhero's lair.


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Analogue People In A Digital Age: A Beautiful Documentary that Mixes Beer With Deep Conversations About Technology and Life

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On the day that Ireland's TV transmission switches over from analogue to digital, 8 men sit in a bar and wax philosophically about their place in the world. And while you wouldn't think a simple change in television technology would cause a group of human beings to delve deep into the profound mysteries of life, it does, with conversations spanning from our collective existence, to death and yes, even quantum physics, all spun among the fragrant scent of a pint of beer.

Think of it as an Irish My Dinner With Andre, only with a lot more alcohol.

Video after the break.

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So There's A Condom Cookbook...Yay?

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So apparently Japanese men are the worst when it comes to slipping on a condom and have proceeded to spread their diseased spunk and baby-making material all over the island. To counteract this trend and to educate the dudes and dudettes of Japan, author Kyosuke Kagami has written an e-book called, and I'm not making this up, Condom Meals I Want to Make for You because if you can teach people to stuff a condom full of ground beef, they can roll a rubber down on their meat stick.

How recipes like Condom Meat Stuffing and Condom Escargot Cooked with Butter will help stop the ugly bumpies from popping up on your nether region is beyond me but perhaps it will. I only know that from now on anytime I decide to nosh on some Sushi I will definitely be paying attention to the wrapping just to make sure I'm not eating a Trojan summer roll.


'Cause that shit looks awfully real to me.

Source: Kotaku

You Don’t Know These Ten Horror Movies, But They Will Melt Your Face

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New this week is Grady Hendrix's novel, Horrorstör, a traditional haunted house story in a contemporary setting (and full of current fears).

Not only a truly absorbing novel, but also one of the most stunning and effective book designs I've ever seen. Horrorstör looks like a retail catalog, including illustrations of ready-to-assemble furniture and other, more sinister accessories.  You'll never be able to step foot into an IKEA again...

Grady was generous enough to include us on his blog tour, so without further adieu, take it away Mr. Hendrix...

So many horror movies, so little time. So why waste your time with ones that are boring. Here are ten that made my brain hurt in all the right ways.

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Will We Still Own TVs In The (Near) Future?

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At Apple’s recent product announcement the long rumored iWatch finally materialized. But conspicuously absent yet again was another equally heavily rumored product: a smart TV.

It seems unlikely that this product will ever become a reality. What’s really the point?

Any TV now can be turned into a “smart TV” by plugging a Roku, Apple TV Chromecast, Blu-ray player, etc. into it. And, many TVs ship with streaming capability built in.

In fact, it seems clear that Apple is betting on more and more TV and movie viewing happening on phones and tablets. Besides having larger screens, a whopping 128 GB hard drive is available for the new iPhones phones. That will allow you to locally store a sizeable video collection.

So this got me thinking — if my TV were to die tomorrow, would I replace?

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Triple Shot With a Digital Chaser: G.I. JOE #1, STARLIGHT #5, GHOSTBUSTERS #20 Plus THE ADVENTURES OF A 4TH GRADE SPACE CAPTAIN

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What better reason to bring back the Triple Shot of comics at FOG! than a new G.I. Joe book?

Season 4 of IDW’s run is written by Karen Traviss and has Scarlett as the head of the team. We also check in on Starlight by Millar and Parlov over at Image and try to trap them ghosts in the final issue of Ghostbusters from IDW.

Back all of that up with an all ages The Adventures of a 4th Grade Space Captain from ComiXology Submit!

Ahhh….refreshing...


G.I. JOE Season 4 #1
WRITER: Karen Traviss
ARTIST: Steve Kurth
Publication Date: September 24, 2014
Price: $3.99
Publisher: IDW Publishing
UPC: 82771400693300111
Buy it Here


IDW continues the Joe legacy with it’s fourth season of books.

Building off of the history and world building established in previous seasons is the latest from sci-fi author Karen Traviss. This new book jumps forward 5 years from G.I. Joe: Season 3 and the events in the spyfi thriller spinoff book G.I. Joe: The Cobra Files from Mike Costa.

I’m happy to report that this is a new take on the Joes, but also one that’s as thick as Dutch chocolate cake and the characters are all true to form. Fans of Hama’s military jargon will be satisfied, but also real world politics enter the dialogue and situations presented herein.

Recommended if you are enjoying Nathan Edmondson’s work on The Activity, or more recently in Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Echoes.

That should do it for the author comparisons, except to say that this is very different from the relatively lighthearted Yo-Joeing going on in Chuck Dixon or Fred Van Lente runs on the book.

Traviss is taking this very seriously, and as a long suffering Joe fan, I couldn’t be happier. Notable changes to the vibe are Scarlett taking a lead role and trying to save the team from disbanding and a course change for Cobra and the surviving Crimson Twin, Tomax.

I am eagerly awaiting the next volume of G.I. Joe with a cool new logo and very talented new female writer at the helm.


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Get Your Literature On B*itches With Thug Notes-One Hundred Years Of Solitude

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If you are deeply confused by the concepts of theme, metaphor or what the hell literary analysis is then I highly suggest Thug Notes, a break down of the intellectual mind fields you find within literature.

In this episode, Sparky Sweets, PhD. goes over Gabriel García Márquez's classic One Hundred Years of Solitude and manages to bring the tale of the Buendía family down to a level that even a college freshman can understand. Which, if you are a professor of literature, know is nearly impossible to do.

So pull up a chair and put on your thinking Kangol cap, 'cause we are about to get some learnin' on bitches.

Video after the break.

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