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Win THE YOUNG ELITES by Marie Lu!

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Some hate us, think us outlaws to hang at the gallows.
Some fear us, think us demons to burn at the stake.
Some worship us, think us children of the gods.
But all know us.

I am tired of being used, hurt, and cast aside.

Adelina Amouteru is a survivor of the blood fever. A decade ago, the deadly illness swept through her nation. Most of the infected perished, while many of the children who survived were left with strange markings. Adelina’s black hair turned silver, her lashes went pale, and now she has only a jagged scar where her left eye once was. Her cruel father believes she is a malfetto, an abomination, ruining their family’s good name and standing in the way of their fortune. But some of the fever’s survivors are rumored to possess more than just scars—they are believed to have mysterious and powerful gifts, and though their identities remain secret, they have come to be called the Young Elites.

Teren Santoro works for the king. As Leader of the Inquisition Axis, it is his job to seek out the Young Elites, to destroy them before they destroy the nation. He believes the Young Elites to be dangerous and vengeful, but it’s Teren who may possess the darkest secret of all.

Enzo Valenciano is a member of the Dagger Society. This secret sect of Young Elites seeks out others like them before the Inquisition Axis can. But when the Daggers find Adelina, they discover someone with powers like they’ve never seen.

Adelina wants to believe Enzo is on her side, and that Teren is the true enemy. But the lives of these three will collide in unexpected ways, as each fights a very different and personal battle. But of one thing they are all certain: Adelina has abilities that shouldn’t belong in this world. A vengeful blackness in her heart. And a desire to destroy all who dare to cross her.

It is my turn to use. My turn to hurt.

After the jump read an excerpt and enter for your chance to win a copy of The Young Elites and $25 Visa gift card!

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Forever CHAMPIONS

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If you love horse racing and have never seen the 1984 movie “Champions” then you’re in for a bit of a treat – albeit a cheesy treat at times.

But fans of racing in the UK haven’t got a “Phar Lap” classic to watch – so it’s either “National Velvet” showing a young Liz Taylor in 1940s glorious Technicolor improbably winning the Grand National on ground which could only be described as “hard and dusty” (it was filmed at Pebble Beach California as opposed to an altogether soggier Aintree near Liverpool) or “Champions”.

The latter movie is altogether more realistic.


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Wisdom In the Age Of Information...Just Because We Know More, Doesn't Mean We Know More

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If you are old like me (40) then you remember what it was like to search for information in a library. Your Google was not some animated ode to Tesla on his birthday, it was a terse lady in glasses, sitting behind a desk whose only answer to your question about where you might find books on Kittehs was "Search the Card Catalog" (in school, we even had one entire class period devoted to learning how to look up information in a chest of small drawers filled with typewritten index cards...and dammit, none of them had porn).

The knowledge that was gleaned from this National Treasure-like romp through books was hard won and stuck with us and so, those of us who have the paper cut scars to prove it, often wonder why, with access to all the information in the world, so many people are well, dumb about stuff.

Maria Popova (from the blog BrainPickings.org) might just have the answer:
We live in a world awash with information, but we seem to face a growing scarcity of wisdom. And what’s worse, we confuse the two. We believe that having access to more information produces more knowledge, which results in more wisdom. But, if anything, the opposite is true — more and more information without the proper context and interpretation only muddles our understanding of the world rather than enriching it.
For more on why we aren't as smart as we should be check out the video after the break...then maybe head to a library, an art museum, a lecture, etc.

We don't need anymore boneheads out there.

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Chow Down On Beavis' Great Cornholio Burrito...And No That's Not A Euphemism

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For the 20th anniversary of the episode where Beavis goes batshit insane after being offered a Breakfast Burrito and proceeds to gulp down vast quantities of junkfood, thus turning into Cornholio, a dude who needs TP for his bunghole, Thrillist writer, Perry Santanachote, created an actual Cornholio Burrito that could finally make Beavis happy (Wow, that sentence was a mouthful).

Comprised of ingredients that would make any junkfood addict cream their jeans, the "burrito" includes a plethora of offerings that would probably result in an emergency visit to a dentist (fruit roll-ups,Fruity Pebbles Treats, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, a Twinkie, Snickers Minis, strawberry jam, jelly beans and rainbow sprinkles) just to keep your teeth from falling out of your head in revolt.


If you are brave enough to chow down on one of these gourmet delights, click HERE for the recipe.

Hopefully you won't die from sugar poisoning.

Source: Fooddiggity

 

And You Thought You Were Having A Bad Day...

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Bad days happen to everyone, but for the lady in the following video, a good day turns into a horror show in just a matter of seconds. I'm not going to tell you anymore that...well, I will tell you one thing, the guy taking the video is either a huge dick or just so happened to stumble into a predicament that will supply him with a tale to tell for years on end.

I'm hoping its the second since the shit you are about to see is golden.

Video after the break.

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IDW Publishing & Yoe Books Gives Us A Tour of MILTON GROSS' NEW YORK

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“Lost” Graphic Novel From One of The Most Influential Men In Comics Uncovered

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Thunderbean Rides Again: Technicolor Dreams and Black and White Nightmares

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Steve Stanchfield was 19 when he began his Snappy Video label, his means of creating compilations of obscure animated films in the public domain and making them available to fans and collectors. It evolved into a more elaborate operation years later, Thunderbean Animation, a kind of renowned label in animation circles for its high quality restorations of hard-to-find and previously lost shorts on DVD.
 
“What drives me to do this, is that you can look at the history of anything, and every important field has a large crack between every important event,” Stanchfield said. “Those large cracks are filled with little films that have fallen into them. That’s what I want to fill up.”
 
Stanchfield’s second Blu-ray release could have been called Filling in the Cracks, but he settled on Technicolor Dreams and Black and White Nightmares, a valentine to the studios and artists that have never gotten a fair shake in the history books. (His first Blu-Ray, an all-new restoration of the Fleischer Studio’s feature film Gulliver’s Travels, sold out of its initial pressing of 1,000 copies within mere months.)
 

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Celebrating Luddites

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Using anachronistic technology makes you hip. At least, that’s what Hollywood wants us to think.

If we believe everything we see in movies, LP record sales are still as strong today as they were in 1964, for example.

No suave movie character would be caught dead listening to music on CD or on Pandora.

A central element of this summer’s #1 movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, involved a Walkman and those things you may have heard your parents talking about: mix tapes.


There’s a great deal of cognitive dissonance going on in movies with our nostalgia for things from the past, whether they be vinyl records or classic cars (which I’ve written about before).

We are constantly celebrating the idea of these extinct contraptions despite the fact that we shunned them because of their shortcomings and we don’t want them back.


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THE WALKING DEAD: ALL OUT WAR As Never Seen Before!

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October’s hardcover reproduces Charlie Adlard’s pencils for monumental story arc
In October, fans of Robert Kirkman’s THE WALKING DEAD will see the New York Times best-selling comic as never before with the publication of THE WALKING DEAD: ALL OUT WAR ARTIST PROOF EDITION. In this 248-page hardcover from Image Comics/Skybound, artist Charlie Adlard’s raw pencils for the twelve-issue arc are reproduced, uninked and unaltered from how they appear on his artboard.

The ALL OUT WAR story arc marks a major turning point in THE WALKING DEAD, as Rick Grimes unites several communities to fight the villainous Negan and his “Saviors,” while around them the dead continue to roam. The future of the Survivors, Hilltop, and Kingdom communities depends precariously on Negan’s right-hand man, who has turned against him — and not everyone is going to see it through the war alive.

"I've always enjoyed books that show the ‘process,’ and All Out War certainly does that,” said Adlard. “Presenting the pencils as they are is an interesting thing, because they were done to show an inker what to do. So, at times, they are rough, fudged, incorrect...etc, but hopefully still provide an insight as to what goes into making a comic book.”

Adlard has penciled and inked more than one hundred issues of THE WALKING DEAD. Inker Stefano Gaudiano was brought onto the art team (which includes toner Cliff Rathburn and letterer Rus Wooten) at the start of the ALL OUT WAR story arc.

“And just sometimes it's nice not to have a finished thing,” continued Adlard. “To be able to see the little bits of ‘magic’ occurring in the happy accidents of random pencil marks, which were never intended for anyone other than Stefano to see, where I wasn't caring that it would be seen by a wider audience, makes it all a little bit bolder.”

ALL OUT WAR has never before been collected in a single volume, and this edition presents the monumental story in a whole new way. THE WALKING DEAD: ALL OUT WAR ARTIST PROOF EDITION will be in comic book stores on October 1 and in bookstores on October 8.

After the jump, check out some previews of this special edition.

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36 Facts About Cats

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Oh internet who would have thought you, who had once seemed more apt for porn viewing, would have succumbed to something as adorable as kittehs. Is there anything that these bundles of fur can't do to enthrall us both?

Not if we believe what Mental Floss' 36 Facts About Cats has to say about them.

From Einstein creating the very first viral video of cats boxing to a Japanese Rail Station that has a cat stationmaster, these moody, aloof sons (and daughters) of bitches (so to speak) are worthy of our complete and utter online devotion.

So I guess it's perfectly reasonable that I spend 4-6 hours a day on Tumblr looking at "Funny Cats"...don't judge me.

Video after the break.

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Watch Arthur C. Clarke Predict the Desktop Computer & The Internet in 1974

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As far as I'm concerned, Arthur C. Clarke was a visitor from the future who traveled back in time to become a Science/Sci-fi writer so that all of us in this time period, upon reading his work, would consider him a Techno-God. And seeing how he practically predicted desktop computers and the internet all the way back in 1974 (when this video was shot) I am pretty confident that my theory has enough evidence to back it up.

Too bad he couldn't have predicted reality TV, maybe we could have done something about it before the Kardashians became famous.

Video after the break.

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ANIMATION GEEK: That's Not Supposed To Happen by Rory Kerr

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Have you felt that you are not completely in control of your own life, that perhaps there's an outside influence making you do and say things even though, if it were up to you, you wouldn't do them...like, maybe, eating an entire jar of Nutella in your bedroom while watching Park and Rec even though you know you should probably clean the litter box?

If this sounds like you (not me, I always clean the litter box) then you're going to love Rory Kerr's WTF short animated film That's Not Supposed To Happen, a weirdly disquieting flick that delves into all sorts of stuff like predetermined outcomes, timing the first kiss and, getting shot in the head.

After watching this the phrase "Shit Happens" will seem pretty apropos.

Video after the break.

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TALL TALES: In Remembrance of RICHARD KIEL

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By Marshall Julius

We’re both shaken, and stirred, to reveal the sad news that legendary Bond henchman Richard Kiel died on Wednesday, September 10, just three days shy of his 75th birthday. An iconic actor with a sweet nature, generous spirit and lively enthusiasm for starstruck Bond fans, Kiel will forever be remembered as the endearingly fallible yet doggedly durable Jaws.

A towering, 7’ 1¾” presence with terrifying metal choppers, the character’s unique appeal ensured he survived not just one Bond adventure, but two: maritime masterpiece The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) and its outer space clone, Moonraker (1979).

What follows is an interview with Kiel from 2008, presented in its entirety as a tribute to the great man. 



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Story Break: Welcome To The Crazy, Connected World of ONCE UPON A TIME

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If you ever had to stand in 98-degree heat with your daughter to meet a 19-year-old in a platinum wig, or knock over the elderly to be first in line for a shiny blue dress, then you know where you will be this September 28th...

That’s right, kids: Frozen makes its primetime debut on ABC’s Once Upon A Time.


The Mouse House-owned show about fractured fairy tales who live in modern times will cash in on the Frozen craze as Elsa makes her frosty debut in Storybrooke.

As seen in the trailer, the original ice queen is poised to become a misunderstood villain yet again, placing the small hamlet under an eternal winter, if you believe the trailer.


Everything surrounding the Frozen star’s appearance has been hush-hush so far. In the small Comic-Con teaser, Elsa (played by Georgina Haig) was seen holding hands with Anna (Elizabeth Lail) as they stood over their parents' grave the night before Anna’s wedding to Kristoff.

Despite the fact that it sounds like the show just gave up and handed over the reigns to fanfic writers, one shouldn’t lose faith. Don’t forget: Lost and Tron: Legacy writers Edward Kitsis and Adam Horowitz are still at the helm. And those guys are friggin’ geniuses.

Over the last three years, they have managed to add a few twists and turns to the beloved Disney and fairytale characters. And by “twists and turns,” I mean, “go the Dynasty route.”

So before we find out that Elsa finally finished off Anna (NOTE: If this happens, just remember that I totally called it in this post), or Kristoff and Sven are a thing now, let’s take a look back at a few of the liberties that Once Upon A Time took with its characters.

Warning: Spoilers.  Many, many spoilers.


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THE TOP TEN CARTOONS OF 1931

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Today’s post covers the plethora of goodness the cartoon world had to offer in 1931.

Bear in mind that we’re still in the middle of the Depression and Prohibition, despite the fact that the cartoons released at this point are generally happy and upbeat, and feature excessive amounts of drinking.

We’re also a few years ahead of the enforcement of the Hays Code in 1934, meaning that the shorts of this period have a healthy dosage of risqué / off-color humor.

More specifically related to 1931, this year marked the beginning of the Merrie Melodies series at Warner Bros., the Scrappy series at Charles Mintz and the Tom & Jerry series at Van Beuren (although not the Tom & Jerry that you’re thinking of). Mickey Mouse was still leading the pack in popularity at this point, although Betty Boop (who gained a name and became a human this year) was also starting to gain an audience.

On this list you’ll find popular characters like Mickey and Betty, as well as some more obscure cartoon stars like Flip the Frog, Scrappy and even Piggy.

Let’s get started:


BIMBO’S INITIATION
Directed by Dave Fleischer; Max Fleischer 


This short, which features Bimbo being kidnapped by a cult that puts him through a series of tortures in order to convince him to become a member, is perhaps the most perfectly realized of the Fleischer Talkartoons and one of the most imaginative short films ever made. The film has been described as being like a nightmare, and although that applies to many cartoons of the early ‘30s, it’s particularly true of this one; Bimbo aimlessly journeys through a never-ending house of horrors, constantly and illogically thwarted in his attempts to escape as demented cultists and a mysterious seductress played by Betty Boop pop in and out of the picture at random. The mad futility of the whole thing is perhaps emphasized best in one sequence where Bimbo hops onto a bicycle that repeatedly slaps him in the rear as the bicycle stays motionless.

Just about any phobia you can imagine is trotted out here: Bimbo gets shut into a perpetually spinning room, trapped underneath a spiked beam being held up by a burning rope and sent running through an obstacle course of chopping axes and closing walls. Glimmers of hope are consistently dashed, as recently-entered doors turn out to be painted walls and splashing swimming pools turn out to be hard surfaces. Almost every element of this cartoon invites Freudian analysis, from the masked cultists who wear candles on their heads, to Bimbo being offered a choice between several doors marked with a skull and crossbones, the number “13”, a question mark and a hand-shaped inkblot.

Also worthy of discussion is Betty Boop’s provocative role in the hysteria; her invitation to “come inside, big boy” results in an endless series of ever-smaller doors, which is as good a visual representation of sexual frustration as any. Animation historian Mark Langer even suggested that the knives and axes that block Bimbo’s way to Betty symbolize his fears of castration, and although one might question if that was really the filmmakers’ intention, the fact that such a reading is possible tells you the kind of strange recesses of the psyche the cartoon delves into. Bimbo’s lust for Betty eventually softens his previous resilience against joining the cult, satirizing the horrors people will subject themselves to for the possibility of sex. Still, the short wears its pre-code status on its sleeve by rewarding Bimbo’s libido in one of the most gloriously unlikely and disturbing “happy endings” ever committed to film.

The short is exceptionally well-directed and animated for a 1931 cartoon, with lots of impressive camera angles and backgrounds moving in perspective, and the character animation is uniformly excellent (if you compare it to the previous year’s mind-blowing Swing You Sinners, you’ll see that the drawings in Bimbo’s Initiation are tighter and more consistent without sacrificing any of the rubbery creativity). Betty’s rear-smacking dance for Bimbo is a highlight (the combination of Betty’s wiggly motions and her exotic scatting put the sequence somewhere between a seduction scene and an absurdist parody of one) but there’s too much M.C. Escher-style visual excitement here to take in one one viewing. This is a film that belongs on a list of greatest cartoon shorts ever made, not just of 1931. “Wanna be a member? Wanna be a member?”


BOSKO THE DOUGHBOY
Directed by Hugh Harman; Warner Bros.


It’s interesting but perhaps not surprising that during the Great Depression, one of the grimmest periods in American history, some of the cheeriest films and songs were produced. Theater-goers flocked to escapist musicals decorated in lavish art deco sets like Dames and The Gay Divorcee, and good-natured tunes like Happy Days Are Here Again, Pennies from Heaven and We’re in the Money were big radio hits.

Bosko, as a character, is a great example of this upbeat trend. Throughout his early appearances, Bosko stayed impossibly chipper while hunting wild game in Africa, traveling in a box car like a hobo, laboring as a construction worker and even chasing down a wanted outlaw. But seeing Bosko attempt to maintain his optimism while in the trenches of a bloody war is poignant in a way that is unmatched by any other entry in the series. Of course, Bosko was already placed in the middle of a war in The Dumb Patrol (1931), but that cartoon portrayed war much more simplistically, with Bosko and Honey clearly on the “good side” while the sniggering, leering enemy rode around in an airplane with a skull on it. In this cartoon, it’s impossible to tell who is on what side, or what they all might be fighting about, and the usual Harman-Ising visual gags suddenly have a very black humor to them when seen in the context of characters getting shot full of holes and blown to high heaven.

The total arbitrariness of the war and the lighthearted handling of battlefield slaughter give the film an almost nihilistic edge. It’s unclear how intentional such a reading is (although director Hugh Harman later gained notoriety for his 1939 anti-war fable Peace on Earth), but the effect is in some ways similar to the one achieved in the Marx Brothers classic Duck Soup, despite the obvious differences in styles of humor: Harman and Ising seem to satirize the act of war by treating it with the same lack of seriousness they would treat any other subject, just as the Marx Brothers’ skewering of war was no different than their razzing of less serious subjects like college football or opera.

As for Bosko, his cheeriness wavers when both his food supply and picture of Honey get destroyed, but a high-spirited horse advises him to “cheer up” and the two make music together. By the end, even mass destruction can’t get Bosko down: when a bomb blows up in his face, he shoots back with an Al Jolson impersonation (“mammy!”).


THE CHINA PLATE
Directed by Wilfred Jackson; Disney


Arguably the best of the black & white Silly Symphonies (alright, not including The Skeleton Dance), this charming short tells the tale of a Chinese boy and his bird friend who save a girl from her heartless father and a ferocious dragon.

This film feels like a step forward for the studio, with its focus on story rather than music and dancing and its stylistic attempt to evoke ancient Chinese art. Certainly the depiction of Chinese culture here is highly caricatured, but there is a conscious attempt to give the short a different atmosphere than earlier Silly Symphonies (this is helped along by Frank Churchill’s mystical score), and the attractive, orientally-tinged backgrounds create more visual interest than the generic barnyard setting seen in previous Disney shorts.

The boy-saves-girl narrative is pretty simple, but there’s a lot of skill in the storytelling, with the decorative plates that bookend the film and imaginative gags that compliment the action rather than distract from it. The business with the long-legged cart driver highlights the kind of good-natured silliness that can only be achieved in animation, and the grotesque face that reveals to be an umbrella is very clever visual gag. Speaking of reveals, the cave that turns out to be a dragon’s mouth is an excellent one, suddenly thrusting the audience from one fast-paced chase sequence to the next.

As for the characters, they fall into familiar hero-girlfriend-villain stereotypes, but there are some nice little personality moments that lend some believability to the characters (witness how the girl attempts to keep her balance before falling in the water). These gestures toward individualized characters and genuinely engaging storytelling would develop rapidly at the Disney studio in the mid-‘30s, but The China Plate achieves a certain perfection on its own.


MASK-A-RAID
Directed by Dave Fleischer; Max Fleischer


This film, in which Bimbo attends a masquerade ball and gets in a duel with a king, marks the first cartoon where Betty Boop is presented as a human being rather than a dog. It is also a particularly offbeat and wonderful cartoon, released at a point in the Fleischer Studio’s history when they were creating masterpiece after masterpiece (Silly Scandals, The Herring Murder Case and Minding the Baby all would’ve made perfectly sufficient substitutions for this short on the list).

This film’s humor is pretty strange from the get-go, but one of this short’s strengths is its escalating sense of weirdness. As the cartoon progresses, Bimbo dons a mask and sings a duet with the lustful king (who reappeared as a king again in the 1932 Betty Boop short Chess Nuts), covering the 1926 Harry Warren tune “Where Do You Work-a John?”; Bimbo eventually gets side-tracked, but his mask continues to sing, and soon another mask joins in for maximum comedic fireworks (the cross-eyed, wrinkled expressions on the masks are spectacularly drawn). And the singing continues into the short’s climax, with scenes of sword-fighting knights repeatedly interrupted by scatting mice.

As in most of the pre-code Betty Boop shorts, lust is the subtext here, and at times the double-meanings aren’t very far below the surface. In one scene, Bimbo and the king have a swordfight for Betty’s hand, with Bimbo clutching a tiny sword and the king wielding a large one. In his book Hollywood Cartoons, animation historian Michael Barrier comments that the “phallic symbolism is inescapable”. Betty encourages the guys to fight over her, in a role that in some ways seems more suited for the other queen of the Fleischer studio Olive Oyl, but Betty maintains a winning blend of flirtation (her rubbery shoulder-wiggling at Bimbo is entertainingly exaggerated) and modesty (she expresses annoyance when Bimbo stares at her legs, and she chops off the king’s beard when he keeps tickling her with it). One of the film’s funniest moments is the Good Samaritan dog who comes out of nowhere to stick a pin on Betty’s dress to stop it from flying up, kind of the reverse of the dog who shows up to kiss the girl cat in Bob Clampett’s classic A Gruesome Twosome.

Still, the cartoon’s best moment is the ending, where the knight leading Bimbo to the dungeon inexplicably turns out to be Betty, who offers to marry him. This leads Bimbo into a celebratory scat session that is truly unforgettable, making for one of the best endings in the Boop canon.


MENDELSSOHN’S SPRING SONG
Directed by Cy Young


This short, which for many years was only available in black and white and was recently restored to its color glory by Steve Stanchfield of Thunderbean Animation, is an independent film using an early two-color process called Brewster color. Animators had been experimenting with color as far back as Winsor McCay’s 1911 short Little Nemo, but this is still a fairly early use, predating Walt Disney’s groundbreaking three-strip Technicolor short Flowers and Trees (1932).

Not a whole lot is known about the cartoon - it’s suspected that it was commissioned by Brewster Color - but it attracted the eye of Walt Disney, who hired director Cy Young to head up his special effects department, and went on to do fantastic and groundbreaking work on Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Fantasia and Bambi.

The film is, for the most part, a showcase of various visual tricks and effects, and although the short doesn’t have much in the way of plot or gags, the impressive visuals coupled with the titular tune make for a nice little mood piece. The blend of animals cavorting to a musical beat and experimental use of color and imagery make the film seem like a cross between early Silly Symphonies like Springtime and Night and the abstract animation of filmmakers like Len Lye and Norman McLaren (one brief moment inside a tunnel feels like a purely abstract animated light-show).

The limited palette of reds and greens is effectively handled, and there are some excellent shots here, such as the movement towards the mountain that dissolves into an undershot of a train. Again, this film is more about visuals than gags, but some of the ideas here are amusing and clever, such as the bug’s finger detaching to play the violin and the train that transforms into a caterpillar (the animation of which is wonderfully elastic). There’s also a great moment towards the beginning where a sign whacks the sun on the head, a witty twist on perspective that feels like something Otto Messmer might’ve come up with. The animation is choppy in places, and some moments drag a bit, but it stands out from other cartoons released in 1931.

Trivia: pioneering female animator Lillian Friedman did ink and paint on this cartoon, marking her first work on an animated film.


THE NEW CAR
Directed by Ub Iwerks; Ub Iwerks


Conventional wisdom would have it that Ub Iwerks - Disney’s chief animator of the ‘20s and designer of Mickey Mouse - did fantastic work under Walt, but when he left to start his own studio he bit off more than he could chew. And that’s true to a degree - his studio never came close to rivaling Disney in popularity, and none of his starring characters achieved the durability of Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck. But the films produced during the Iwerks studio’s six-year run are vastly underrated, with a stranger and edgier sense of humor than was the Disney norm, as well as a more confident and vigorous drawing style (if you compare the Flip the Frog shorts with the Mickey cartoons being made around the same time, the Disney films actually come off as a bit stiff).

The New Car was Iwerks’ first short with Fleischer animator Grim Natwick on staff, and it would seem that Natwick’s energy gave the studio some extra pep; the film is wilder and funnier than the preceding Flip the Frog shorts, which were well-made but somewhat conventional and dull (Flying Fists, Puddle Pranks). Natwick’s penchant for animating attractive women likely supplied this short with one of its most amusing conceits: the anthropomorphic car flirting with Flip at the car dealership. It’s a funny idea, but the animation of the car putting on makeup and sashaying over to Flip is what really sells it. The animation is equally good during the short’s climax, when the car is inadvertently filled up on liquor. The car’s drunken stumbling is hilarious, but it’s punctuated by a lot of nice little touches, like the car smacking its lips in satisfaction and flailing its “arms” when it reaches a cliff.

As for Flip himself, his design here is somewhere between his early frog-like appearance in his maiden voyage Fiddlesticks and the abstract cartoon being he became by the end of the series’ run. He was never a character with a lot of distinctive qualities, but the films themselves have a certain downbeat cynicism to them (1932’s What a Life makes several bitter jokes about poverty and concludes with our two heroes being sent to prison) and this spilled over into the leading man’s persona, giving him an anti-authority edge that the far-cheerier Mickey Mouse and Bosko never had.

This attitude is evident in the disrespectful treatment of the traffic cop here (policemen are frequently portrayed as villains and/or bumbling oafs in the Flip the Frog shorts), and the cop’s bit turns out to be perhaps the funniest moment in the film. But it has quite a bit of competition: there’s the bird’s retort upon eating a nut that fell off of the car, and one extremely funny not quite off-color gag where something unpleasant drops on Flip’s shiny new car (I’ll let you see for yourself). The out-of-control car ride is nothing we haven’t seen before, but it’s animated well and serves as a nice capper to a very funny film.


SUNDAY CLOTHES
Directed by Dick Huemer; Charles Mintz


Scrappy is not a character that exists very strongly in the public consciousness, but his films have a strong claim at being the best cartoon series of the 1930s outside of the Disney and Fleischer studios. Scrappy was created by Dick Huemer, who helmed the series along with Sid Marcus and Arthur Davis after Toby the Pup was put to rest, and they reflect not only Huemer’s highly appealing drawing style, but also the urban grittiness he brought with him from his days at the Fleischer studio.

While the Scrappy cartoons are indisputably a product of their era in animation history (and that’s one of their strengths), they have a subtly different feel than any other cartoon series being produced at the time. Scrappy, despite occasionally taking on adult jobs, is clearly a child in a way that few other character of the time are (is Bosko supposed to be a kid? Hard to say). And where many other pre-code characters exist in a totally abstract cartoon world, the Scrappy cartoons feel like a highly caricatured take on real life.

Sunday Clothes, for instance, kicks off with the relatable situation of not wanting to get your fancy clothes dirty, and then takes off on that premise in wildly cartoonish directions. And believe me, this is no cozy little tale of childhood - Scrappy’s neighborhood is filled with lowlifes and roughnecks, as evidenced by the gang of bullies who make it their sole mission in life to push Scrappy into a mud puddle, not to mention the immigrants that live in that puddle (in one of the film’s most memorable scenes, Scrappy mud-skis on an Italian man’s head while clutching his mustache).

As was previously mentioned, the drawings are outstanding; Scrappy became a bit more realistically-proportioned as the series progressed, but he never looked as good as he does in these early films where his pie-cut eyes are cartoonishly bulbous and his head takes up about half of his body. And the same goes for his scruffy dog Yippy, who is always fun to watch. There’s also some really great cartoony acting in this short from Scrappy, whose smug satisfaction while stepping out in his fancy duds is hilariously achieved. And scenes like the one where Scrappy washes his face, or when he unsuccessfully attempts to shut the blinds are fantastic bits of comic acting worthy of any live-action comedian.

A few other things to take note of, for the road: 1) the level of craftsmanship in this cartoon extends even to the grime behind Scrappy’s ears, which looks like modern art when wiped onto a towel. 2) it is revealed in the bathtub scene that Scrappy has no genitalia. 3) Scrappy, being a tried-and-true ‘30s cartoon character, keeps his gloves on even when washing his hands.


TRAFFIC TROUBLES
Directed by Burt Gillett; Disney


This is the second film on this list centering on a character driving an anthropomorphic car (the first being Ub Iwerks’ The New Car) and it’s similar in a variety of other ways. Both films feature a bullying policeman, a girlfriend of the lead character taking a drive and an out-of-control car ride initiated by the car swallowing something it shouldn’t have (in this case, Dr. Pep’s Snake Oil). And in both cases, the car ride involves a farm animal (for Iwerks, a goat; for Disney, a cow) and concludes with the previously humanized car seemingly dying in a car crash as our two leads sit in the wreckage and make light of the situation. There’s even an identical gag in both where the car squeezes in-between two other cars to park.

This film doesn’t have the edge of the Iwerks version (this being a Disney film, the relationship between Mickey and his car is strictly platonic), but it has some strong character work and is quite amusing on its own terms. The film is chock-full of jokes, veering away from the amiable tone of earlier entries like The Shindig (1930) and The Birthday Party (1931) and inching towards the kind of fast-paced gagfests the Disney studio would be producing the following year, such as Mickey in Arabia and Touchdown Mickey.

The short is littered with funny sequences: Mickey’s battle with a tiny car in front of him is very entertaining and his attempt to fill up his car tire using a pig continues the Mickey Mouse tradition of abusing animals for use as props in a comical fashion (I also like the brilliantly nonsensical lead-in gag where the pump blows up instead of the tire). The bit where the cop demands answers from Mickey but interrupts him whenever he begins to speak is a wonderful scene that shows the Disney studio becoming more adept at achieving comedy through dialogue as well as visuals (by the way, Peg-Leg Pete seemingly plays two parts here, as the cop and the shabbily dressed miracle man).

Mickey, playing the part of a hapless taxi driver, is an affable leading man, and there are some nice character moments in the film; the way the car slumps when Mickey warns him against biting the car ahead of him is perfect, and Minnie’s distress when she is running late for her music lesson is simply but effectively conveyed. As usual for Disney, all of the technical aspects are strikingly achieved: the backgrounds moving in forward motion, along with the cow kicking its legs towards the screen, show some real drawing skills, and the scene where the car drives towards the camera as it avoids the crevices in the road is a nice update of a similar scene in the 1927 Oswald the Lucky Rabbit short Trolley Troubles.

Also, as in The New Car, the animation of the automobile on freakout mode is a highlight. Animator David Hand told animation historian Michael Barrier that he had to redo one of the taxicab scenes five times because Walt Disney kept telling him the action wasn’t exaggerated enough. On his sixth try, Hand decided to go so wild and over-the-top that Walt would have to tell him to dial it down again, but he was surprised when Walt looked at him with a big smile and said, “There! You’ve got it! Why didn’t you do it that way in the first place?” It’s unclear which scene Hand was referring to, but all of the animation of the car on the snake oil is suitably frenetic, and gives the film the kind of high-powered energy such a climax demands.


WOT A NIGHT
Directed by John Foster & Vernon Stallings; Van Beuren


While the names “Tom and Jerry” will forever be synonymous with the famous cat and mouse team of the MGM studio, there was an earlier cartoon series featuring characters named Tom and Jerry which was much stranger and more disturbing than Hanna & Barbera’s creations ever were.

These two human characters - one short, one tall - are oftentimes characterized as hobos and resemble Bud Fisher’s comic strip pair Mutt and Jeff. Tom and Jerry are actually humanized variations of an earlier Van Beuren team, Waffles & Don (a dog and a cat who most notably appeared in the 1930 classic Gypped in Egypt) and, like their predecessors, Tom and Jerry display a surprising amount of individuality for a low-grade studio like Van Beuren. Tom is a nervous nelly who jumps at any sign of danger and seems largely concerned with self-preservation, whereas Jerry is a level-headed but mischievous little guy who is amused by and casually interested in the strangeness around him. In basics, Tom freaks out even when he should be calm, and Jerry remains apathetic even when he should be frightened, and together they make a funny pair.

Wot a Night is their first cartoon, and although it’s sloppy in the usual Van Beuren ways, it contains a lot of creativity and an effectively dark atmosphere. There many great moments here, such as the cloud that plays the mansion like an organ, a bathing skeleton that is embarrassed upon being seen “naked” and the piano stool that suddenly comes alive to laugh at a skeleton pianist. There’s also an extended sequence here featuring a gospel choir of skeletons singing Jerusalem Mornin’, which is enjoyably upbeat despite the racial imagery (worth mentioning: the racial jokes in the Van Beuren cartoons generally come off worse than the ones at other studios because they didn’t have the artistic skill to lend any charm or humanity to the stereotypes, so they are presented somewhat baldly).

Still, the element of the cartoon that really makes it great, in my opinion, is the silent, bearded men who walk around bobbing their heads and appear at random moments in the film. They serve as the White Rabbits in this nightmarish Wonderland, and their unexplained presence along with their memorable design give the film an air of mystery that is never resolved.

And speaking of things left unresolved, the ending to this cartoon is especially peculiar, as Tom and Jerry discover that their torsos have been reduced to uncovered rib cages. As they run off for the iris-out, Tom is shown shouting in horror while Jerry somewhat oddly has a smile on his face. What is going through Jerry’s mind is anyone’s guess, but Wot a Night is a good showcase for two enjoyable and largely forgotten characters and a great example of the Van Beuren studio’s scattershot appeal.


YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOIN’
Directed by Rudolf Ising; Warner Bros.


Out of all of the cartoons produced by Harman & Ising, You Don’t Know What You’re Doin’ is the wildest and probably the most entertaining. The film is one of several early Warner Bros. shorts devoted to alcohol consumption (released while prohibition was still in effect, might I add), following The Booze Hangs High and Lady Play Your Mandolin. The latter short featured Foxy, Rudolf Ising’s attempt to create a starring character for the Merrie Melodies series while Hugh Harman handled Bosko in the Looney Tunes.

Foxy - who was designed to look like Mickey Mouse with pointed ears - only lasted three cartoons, and Piggy, his follow-up, only made it to two. But one of those two was this terrific short, which takes the madcap, hallucinatory abandon of Lady Play Your Mandolin and pushes it even farther (Piggy’s action-packed follow-up, Hittin’ the Trail to Hallelujah Land, isn’t half-bad, either; maybe Ising should’ve rethought pulling the plug on the character).

Piggy was probably never distinctive enough to helm a long-lasting series - his introduction here, riding up to his girlfriend Fluffy’s house on a sputtering motorcycle, is almost comically generic - but he does appear to be more brazenly obnoxious than most of his competition; he repeatedly disrupts the band he went to see, dismissing them as hacks, only to become arrogant and defensive when he gets heckled himself (Piggy’s musical back-and-forth with the drunkards in the balcony is laugh-out-loud funny).

Piggy’s snobbery towards the band is wholly unjustified, however, as the jazzy soundtrack to this film by the Abe Lyman Orchestra is one of the very best of its era. The combination of this fantastic music and Harman & Ising’s black & white rubberhose visuals make for fantastic entertainment, and nowhere is this more in evidence than the climax, where the drunk dog pours booze into a car and begins a wild ride through the city (for those keeping track, this is the third cartoon on this list where a car gets something in its system that causes it to go haywire in the short’s final act). The surreal, warping backgrounds go along exceptionally well with Orlando “Slim” Martin’s brilliant and distinctive trombone playing, creating a kind of perfection that can only be achieved through animation. As Piggy and the dog observe at the end, “Whoopee!” 


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WTF FRIDAY: Here's A Ginormous Bouncy Slide Being Blown Down A Beach Set To The Theme Song Of Katamari Damacy

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Painting by Yue Minjun

Watching a huge bouncy slide taking out beach vacationers (some of who appear to be topless) due to strong winds is funny enough, but seeing the same thing set to the theme song of Katamari Damacy (a puzzle-like video game) is a treat that borders on the mystical. What I appreciate most about this video is that MissJenniJinx (the creator of this particular edit) did not go for the more obvious musical choice of Yakety Sax, the theme song to The Benny Hill Show, which I'm sure would have made the video equally funny, and for that visionary decision, I thank you.

Although, to be honest, I hope someone does create a Yakety Sax version because frankly, that would be frakking epic.

Video after the break.

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Jeff Buckley on Music & Life

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On May 29, 1997 musician Jeff Buckley drowned in the Wolf River Harbor while swimming with Keith Foti, a roadie for his band. His death was not only a tragedy for his friends and family, but also for his fans who had fallen in love with his first (and only) studio album, Grace, which featured his haunting and beautiful cover of Leonard Cohen's song Hallelujah.

There's a lot we missed out on with Buckley's death (who Rolling Stone has called one of the greatest singers of all time) not only in his music but also from his deeply poetic soul. That may seem like a totally fangirl thing to say (and yes, I am one) but once you listen to this completely open and candid interview Buckley did in 1995 with Italian journalist Luisa Cotardo, you'll feel that inner ache as well, knowing that the world lost a man who could have made a difference in the world.

Many thanks to Brain Pickings for putting the interview out...I cried like a teenager the entire time.

Interview after the break.

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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES: Horror Express...Experience The Nightmare of Rail Travel, And I'm Not Talking About Lost Luggage

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Hey, are you interested in seeing a movie starring Saruman (Christopher Lee), Grand Moff Tarkin (Peter Cushing) and Kojak (Telly Savalas) and is about an anthropologist who bring a frozen monster on a train, which, of course, thaws out and proceeds to butcher a bunch of people? And has awesomely mediocre special effects that will make you feel giddy inside?


Then hop onto the Amtrak of terror for 88 minutes of pure mayhem and...I think, blood...I'm not too sure, it looks really red.

Movie after the break.

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SCOTT SNYDER Discusses The Appeal of Horror and WYTCHES

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Interview conducted by Stefan Blitz

This week I had the opportunity to chat with one of my favorite writers, Scott Snyder and discuss his upcoming book Wytches, which will be in stores October 8th.  Reuniting with his Detective Comics collaborator, Jock, Wytches will according to Snyder, "redefine the mythology of witches in fiction" and based on reading the first issue, will also terrify you to the core.

Check back on Monday for the full interview with Scott, but not before he answers one question to tide you over the weekend.

FOG!: It's strange, I don't think of you as a horror guy, but when you take a look at what you've written, it's mostly horror.  Even your Detective and Batman runs have some very dark elements.  What about horror resonates with you as a storyteller?

Scott Snyder: Ultimately it's always been the genre that I've been most attracted to. 

As a kid the first books that really resonated with me were Stephen King books.  And in comic books I gravitated towards things like Swamp Thing by Len Wein and Bernie Wrightson, Tales From The Crypt and Tomb of Dracula.  For some reason those things captured my imagination.  Looking back I think what it is, is that the storytelling I enjoyed the most had characters face the greatest fears about themselves.  Horror done right, by Stephen King and the people I really admire like Romero, they have the monsters be terrifying.  But the monsters end up being a reflection of the things that the characters are afraid or true about themselves, or forcing them into situations where their best and worst come out.  And those stories wind up being more about human nature, the nature of the protagonist, than they do about the terror of the monsters themselves. 

For me, in it's purest form horror is a character facing their greatest fear about themselves and that type of narrative has always been very attractive to me.  Even in drama.  I try and do that on Superman, ultimately I try and write it like a horror book where someone is breaking Superman down and saying, "the thing that you are most afraid is true, but now your behavior and your actions are true, and this is why." 

It's a horror mechanism even if it doesn't have monsters in it.  It's sort of a psychological attack.

After the jump, check out a preview of Wytches and be sure to come back Monday to read the entire interview!

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