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Win VIKINGDOM on DVD!

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Based on Viking mythology, a forgotten King Eirick (Dominic Purcell) battles from hell and beyond to retrieve the mystical artifact, Odin’s Horn, before Thor and his army can unleash its powers to conquer the world.


And we're giving away three copies!

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Jason Aaron and Jason Latour's SOUTHERN BASTARDS Brings The Hurt This April

Own 'GRAVITY' on Blu-ray 3D Combo Pack, Blu-ray Combo Pack, DVD and Digital HD 2/25

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Dr. Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) is a brilliant medical engineer on her first shuttle mission, with veteran astronaut Matt Kowalski (George Clooney) in command. But on a seemingly routine mission, disaster strikes. The shuttle is destroyed, leaving Stone and Kowalski completely alone—tethered to nothing but each other and spiraling out into the darkness. The deafening silence tells them they have lost any link to Earth…and any chance for rescue. As fear turns to panic, every gulp of air eats away at what little oxygen is left.

But the only way home may be to go further out into the terrifying expanse of space...



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Watch 'BLACK SAILS' Now, Before It's Starz Premiere!

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One week before it's premiere, Black Sails has debuted online courtesy of Machinima.
Executive produced by Michael Bay, Black Sails brings viewers back to 1715, when the world's most notorious pirate captains controlled the debauched paradise known as New Providence Island, the most notorious criminal haven of its day teeming with pirates, prostitutes, thieves and fortune seekers. Taking place 20 years prior to Robert Louis Stevenson's classic "Treasure Island,” the series kicks off as Captain Flint (Toby Stephens), the most brilliant and feared pirate captain of his day, is threatened by extinction from all sides including the British Navy, rival captains and even the fast-talking young addition tohis crew, John Silver (Luke Arnold), who undermines Flint's agenda at every turn. 

Black Sails also stars Zach McGowan as rival Captain Charles Vane; Toby Schmitz as Rackham, Vane's right hand; Hannah New as Eleanor Guthrie, a determined young woman who runs the smuggling operation on New Providence; and Jessica Parker Kennedy as Max, a tortured young prostitute who sees the dark side of New Providence. The series was executive produced by Bay and his Platinum Dunes partners Brad Fuller and Andrew Form (The Purge, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), and created by showrunner and executive producer Jonathan Steinberg (creator Jericho, Human Target) and co-executive producer Robert Levine (Touch).

Watch the pilot after the jump.

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Kevin Hart and Ice Cube lead the lineup in Ride Along, the new film from the director and the producer of the blockbuster comedy Think Like a Man.  When a fast-talking guy joins his girlfriend’s brother—a hot-tempered cop—to patrol the streets of Atlanta, he gets entangled in the officer’s latest case.  Now, in order to prove that he deserves his future bride, he must survive the most insane 24 hours of his life.

For the past two years, high-school security guard Ben (Hart) has been trying to show decorated APD detective James (Cube) that he’s more than just a video-game junkie who’s unworthy of James’ sister, Angela (Tika Sumpter).  When Ben finally gets accepted into the academy, he thinks he’s earned the seasoned policeman’s respect and asks for his blessing to marry Angela.

Knowing that a ride along will demonstrate if Ben has what it takes to take care of his sister, James invites him on a shift designed to scare the hell out of the trainee.  But when the wild night leads them to the most notorious criminal in the city, James will find that his new partner’s rapid-fire mouth is just as dangerous as the bullets speeding at it.

John Leguizamo and Laurence Fishburne join the cast of the action-comedy directed by Tim Story.  Ride Along is produced by Will Packer (Think Like a Man), alongside Ice Cube, Matt Alvarez (Barbershop) and Larry Brezner (Good Morning, Vietnam).


And thanks to our friends at Universal, we're giving away a prize package to a Forces of Geek reader!

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DON'T HUG ME, I'M SCARED: The Surrealist Kids Fare Is Back To Torment Your Little Ones With Visions of Horror

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Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is a bizarre aberration that has been created for the sole purpose of instilling children with fear and nightmares...in other words, it's perfect as a punishment tool when the kiddos start acting out of sorts. And in this second installment (the first one will be available after the break) is all about the passing of time and why it's not a good idea to question if the concept of time is tangible or simply a construct within our own minds.

Sounds a bit profound for the toddler set I know, but trust me, it's important that they learn early that some shit is mighty freaky and the best way to deal with it is to simply shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business.

Videos after the break.

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What Slo-Mo Beatboxing Looks Like

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Being able to beatbox is something that is truly awesome (and something I wish I was capable of, as of now my mad skillz sound more like semi-quiet mouth queefs...so disappointing) but even more impressive is the muscle skill involved with pushing sounds out of your face hole in a way that makes it appear as if you have a hip-hop orchestra emerging from deep within your soul.

It is truly a pleasure to watch.

Seeing the act of beatboxing slowed down, however, is kind of unsettling (not to mention disgusting). 

Now, I don't really know the purveyor of this video (known as Flula), but I have to thank him for allowing us viewers the opportunity to reflect upon the body's ability to turn itself into a visage of horror in order to construct the perfect Pffffffffftttttt sound (or as one commenter said: lips are nasty... i can imagine xenomorphs tuning into this and cringing).

It's worthy of being an Olympic event.

Video after the break.

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MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: Steel Panther- Fat Girl...Trust Me, I Have Reasons For Choosing This Song

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Before the hate mail starts filling my inbox for choosing a fat-shaming video by a hair band, let me explain a few things first, 1) I am a chunky chick myself and I do not diet...my beer gut was cultivated from years of training and I like it, 2) Steel Panther is a band that looks straight out of the days of Poison and Skid Row but were actually formed in California in 2000 (which makes it that much weirder) and were once called, and I'm not even kidding, Metal Skool, 3) I can't tell if the lyrics to their songs are just stupid or brilliant parody and 4) Dean Cameron (who played Francis "Chainsaw" Gremp in one of my top ten favorite 80-specific teen movies, Summer School) directed the video.

See, there's a lot of variables in why I chose this particular video to share with you people.

So, before you start penning horrific emails filled with vitriol about the size, shape and feel of my ass, please watch the video and see if it's worth the time it takes to tell me how much you hate me...and I'm speaking directly to you mom.

Video after the break.

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Agent Scully Writes a Book, B&N Meets The SEC, Best Bookstores For Young Readers & More!

The Pull List Returns!: TEN GRAND V1, BATMAN – THE DARK KNIGHT: 'MAD' & AMALA'S BLADE: SPIRITS OF NAANARON

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After a few months off to recharge my batteries, The Pull List is back and I couldn't be happier!

With a new year comes a new direction as Graphic Novels will be the focus of the column.

So, let's see what's on the top of the pile...


Amala’s Blade: Spirits of Naanaron TPB
Writer: Steve Horton
Artist: Michael Dialynas
Colorist: Michael Dialynas
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Price: $18.99
Release Date: January 22, 2014

Dark Horse Comics had an amazing 2013 with a plethora of books covering both familiar and foreign territory.

One miniseries that came out of nowhere was Amala’s Blade which tells the story of Amala, a young female assassin who is drawn towards a higher purpose. This trade collects all six issues including the Dark Horse Presents prelude released in 2012.

At its core, the book’s charm is what makes this a fascinating cover to cover read.

Amala hates being forced into her line of work, but she likes killing which makes it odd that you would feel remorse for the character.

Writer Steve Horton makes it work flawlessly by adding a certain depth to Amala that hints at a goodness waiting to be freed. Killing someone who is just as evil as her employer, The Vizier (think Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune) is fun, while taking the life of an innocent and less fortunate soul comes with a heavy heart.

Michael Dialynas brings sophistication to his animated style that is fun to explore and highlights the attributes of a perilous situation.

A ghost monkey is often perched on Amala’s shoulder during her swashbuckling adventures. Dialynas manages to make her look like a total bad ass. This may be hard to take seriously on its own, but add some angry looking fire breathing dragons to the mix, and it really establishes the wide array of themes in the story.

Coloring can make or break a depiction. Dialynas’ color treatment augments every image with saturated colors headlined by bold shades of blue. The colors bring out the detail in the pencil work, ultimately making the book more enjoyable.

One of the things that can makes graphic novels a preferred choice over single issue comics is how well they serve a story. Sometimes, I might forget something about the plot because I have to wait a month plus for the next monthly issue. A collection gives you the whole story or an entire arc. So much happens in Amala’s Blade that it really lends itself to this medium.

In addition, the creators go all in with concept art and journal notes that talk about what was intended and how it turned into what it ultimately came to be.

I couldn't give this book a more glowing recommendation if you put a gun to my head. Steve Horton put the reader on a quest that produces a cornucopia of mystery, romance, humor and action. Amala is a character you love because she is a deadly cutthroat with a subtle heart of gold. Amala’s Blade: Sprits of Naanaron is a labor of love that no doubt will be the next shinning gem of your collection.

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10/10


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Infographic: A GEEK'S TRAVEL BUCKET LIST

That Time of The Week - DVD & Blu-ray Reviews From 1/7/14 & 1/14/14!

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We're more than halfway through the first month of January and already there are plenty of releases that deserve your attention (including some you might want to avoid altogether).

This batch includes some of the best independent films from 2013, as well as some great tv releases and the best giant arachnid movie of recent memory.

Fire up that queue and prep that shopping cart.  It's that time of the week!


Archer: The Complete Season Four

20th Century Fox / Released 1/7/14
Travel the globe on a hilarious mission of international intrigue with Sterling Archer, the world's greatest spy, and his fellow agents as they embark on another season of cocktails, carousing, and animated awesomeness! Follow is ISIS team from the mysterious Bermuda Triangle all the way to the Vatican, as they bicker, backstab, and blast their way through assassination plots, an ill-advised marriage, an unexpected pregnancy, and a venomous snake bite in a very, very bad place! Packed with terrorist threats, sexual shenanigans, and all things inappropriate, Archer: Season Four comes fully loaded with outrageous top-secret extras!  Extras include an animated short and live reading.

Last Word:  Adam Reed's spytastic comedy once again spins gold in this latest season.  It's incredibly well written and it's stylistic rotoscoped style of animation sets it apart from anything else on television.  A true highlight this season is a "cross over" with one of my favorite series' Bob's Burgers (which also features H. John Benjamin who voices Sterling Archer as the series lead).  Yet, in it's own inimitable way, Archer's take is both unique and a hilariously funny.  Yet, Archer isn't for everyone as it's subtle wit and references are likely not to hit every viewer with success.  But, for me, it's highly recommended.

Big Ass Spider! 

Epic Pictures / Released 1/7/14
The unlikely heroic duo of a blue-collar exterminator (Greg Grunberg) and Latino Security guard (Lombardo Boyar) must save the day when a military major (Ray Wise) loses control of a giant spider rampaging through the city of Los Angeles.  Extras include trailers, cast interviews, featurettes, and tv spot.

Last Word:  Although giant insect (or in this case, arachnid) movies have been a staple for over fifty years, the majority of them are absolute crap; quickly shot with cheap digital effects with a screenplay written on a napkin.  Fortunately, director Mike Mendez's Big Ass Spider! is an exception to the rule, sharing a similar tone with Eight Legged Freaks and Piranha 3D and an overall sense of fun that's missing from most current giant monster movies.  Mendez understands the kind of film he's making and has a tremendous time paying homage to the genre as well as fill it with self awareness.  The cast is solid and the chemistry between Grunberg and Boyar is entertaining.  Highly recommended.

Fruitvale Station

Anchor Bay / Released 1/14/14
Every step brings you closer to the edge.  Filmmaker Ryan Coogler makes his feature directorial debut with this drama centered on the tragic shooting of Oscar Grant (Michael B. Jordan), a vibrant 22-year-old Bay Area father who was senselessly gunned down by BART officers on New Year's Day in 2009, and whose murder sent shockwaves through the nation after being captured on camera by his fellow passengers. Academy Award winner Octavia Spencer, Melonie Diaz, and Kevin Durand co-star.  Extras include featurette and cast and filmmaker Q & A.

Last Word: A tight directorial debut from Ryan Coogler which covers the last 24 hours in the life of , Oscar Grant, who was infamously murdered in 2009.  Although not 100% accurate, the ultimate result is honest, raw and continues to be an example of problems with the police and African American youths in this country.  The strongest asset to the film is star Michael B. Jordan who's natural charisma and presence in the film is just the latest in this future superstar.  Octavia Spencer plays a small, yet critical role in the film as Oscar's mother.  Fruitvale Station is not just a solid film, but an important film and hopefully the beginning of a long collaborative career between Coogler and Jordan.  Highest recommendation.


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FLASH GORDON Celebrates His 80th Anniversary With A New Comic Series

FIGHT CLUB Minus Tyler Durden

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Image by Brandon Lilly

The first time I read Chuck Palahniuk's debut novel Fight Club I almost gave up writing altogether, It was so completely amazing that it literally sucked all the creativity out of me and I didn't put pen to paper (metaphorically, I mean I use a computer) for almost a year. Yeah, that book had that much power over me. And when the movie came out, well, damn, how could anything get better than that? 

Well, here's how it could.

Vimeo user, Richard Trammell, has just created the perfect way to capture our unnamed protagonist's severe mental collapse by removing Mr. Tyler Durden from a scene in the movie, giving all of us a chance to see what it would have been like to see what everyone else saw in the Fight Club universe. 

Pretty great work...let's hope that Mr. Trammell could expand his work and do the whole movie like this.

Video after the break.

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WELL, THAT'S F*CKING TERRIFYING: 'Portrait' by Donato Sansome Is The Most Horrifying Thing You Will See Today

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You know how during the holidays some people will put on one of those videos of a crackling fire that is supposed to convey the warmth and homeyness of the season but instead, just seems really, really sad? Well, come next Halloween I plan on doing something similar, only I'm putting this fucking terrifying short film on a loop and watch as my party guests slowly lose their grip on reality (which isn't really homey as it is mid-fuckery)

'CAUSE THAT'S HOW INCREDIBLY HORRIFIC THIS THING REALLY IS.

Created by Danato Sansome (which I believe is the non de plume of an imp from hell) and most likely birthed into existence for the sole purpose of making you yearn for the safety of your mother's bosom, Portrait is "...A slow and surreal video|slideshow of nightmarish, grotesque and apparently static characters" that will no doubt mar your otherwise trouble-free life causing you to have a mental breakdown and be institutionalized for the remainder of your life.

Which means you should probably watch it as soon as possible...Of course, I'm not responsible for what may occur after you view this video, that's your problem.

Terror after the break.

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PEACOCALYPSE NOW: Let's Stop The Bullsh*t

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Hey you. All of you. I think you would agree, we are a culture of geeks.

A culture of people who seek the edges; who fall in love with ephemera and nuance and passion. And for some reason, our culture is constantly beating up on itself.

We cut ourselves just to watch ourselves bleed, and it’s gotten old.

A few weeks ago, Rich Johnston at Bleeding Cool published a story that exposed a personal battle between several of my friends. I will not name names, because I refuse to ultimately do what Rich did, in the name of blasting this behavior, thus becoming the thing I hate. But at the end of the day, someone’s very personal battle with alcoholism and depression caused him to randomly and unfairly lash out at someone, which led to a Facebook argument with his old friends, all of which was screencapped and published as “news.”

What makes matters worse is that I had a personal promise from Rich that he would avoid any story that involved my friends that related directly to their troubled personal issues. That promise, whether he knew it or not at the time, was broken. I emailed him and he pulled the story down, but by that time, the damage was done. Real people with real feelings were hurt, and someone who is sick and needs help was outright used to get clicks and attention.

This is fucking bullshit, and we shouldn’t stand for it or anything like it.

A few years ago, another “journalist” decided he would attempt to make a point about the popularity of our culture and the infiltration of it from outside profiteers, charlatans and users, in the worst way possible. He decided to attack a very real, very present problem by choosing the single most vitriolic aspect of it -- gender inequality and “Booth Babes” -- and blasting it from the pages of none other than CNN. Maybe you’ve heard. (If you’re the type that doesn’t like clicking links… Well, first, this is the internet and you probably don’t belong here, and second, I’ll give away the ending: it’s me.)

That, too, was fucking bullshit. And I know that now.

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SHOULD WE EAT BUGS? Probably, And Here's Why

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Here's a good argument for sliding a plateful of worms down your gullet instead of relying on the innards of other animals to quench your taste for flesh. Not that I'm judging anyone...I mean, for Chewbacca's sake if an insect tasted like bacon I'd be all over it in a second, but that's totally ridiculous right?

The Sago Grub...Tastes Like Bacon

Looks like I'm going to start eating bugs.

Watch the video and find out why you should as well.

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The All-Time Worst CRimes Against Rap (CRAP) Committed On Film

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Just a little over 30 years ago, hip-hop and rap started to make a true cultural impact on movies.

Wild Style, Krush Groove, and Breakin' come to mind, butI put the tipping point of it somewhere around the first half hour of the MGM spin-off documentary That's Dancing!

There's nothing more mainstream than the sight of Gene Kelly marveling at break-dancers on a staged urban playground.


With rap all the rage, it was only a matter of time before spontaneously breaking' into rap was instant respect with hip audiences, and only a matter of minutes before it severely dating your film.

All the more reason to mock what are some of the most egregious crimes committed against rap in motion picture history...

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OPEN GRAVE (review)

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Review by Rich Redman
Open Grave (2014) is a mystery-horror-survival film that stars Sharlto Copley (The A-Team, District 9), Joseph Morgan (Alexander, The Immortals, The Vampire Diaries), Thomas Kretschmann (The River, Dracula, King Kong), Erin Richards (Breaking In, Being Human), Josie Ho (Contagion, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, House of Fury), and Max Wrottesley (sorry, Max).

It is difficult to review without giving too much away, but let me give you the set-up.

John (Copley) wakes up in a pit grave. It’s night time, and it’s raining. Brown Eyes (Ho) helps him get out. They walk through the woods and come to a farmhouse. Inside are Nathan (Morgan), Lukas (Kretschmann), and Sharon (Richards).

None of them knows who they are, how they got there, or who stocked the house with so much food, water, weapons, and ammunition.

For me, the first test of any amnesia movie is whether the characters behave in a way that I consider realistic.

If they ask questions that I might ask and try things that I might try, then I am along for the ride.

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Win 'A SINGLE SHOT' on Blu-ray!

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When John Moon (Sam Rockwell) accidentally shoots a young woman and discovers a bag full of cash, the isolated hunter becomes the hunted. His struggle to conceal both the death and the money triggers a cascade of events and encounters that ultimately escalates into a battle for survival.


And we're giving away three copies on Blu-ray!

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