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BREAKING BAD: "Ozymandias" S5E14 (review)

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By Seth Levi
There was so much change in this episode that it could easily be possible to have another season of Breaking Bad to explore it.

But there are only two more episodes left.

Instead of picking up at the shootout, the episode begins with a flashback to one of Jesse and Walt’s first cooks together in the desert.

During a rest break Walt calls Skylar to tell her that he’s going to be home late. She believes his excuse that he’s going to be working at the car wash, and then she pitches the name Holly for their yet to be born daughter.

This is the conception of the White nuclear family, which finally comes to an end in this episode.


Back in the future — and still in the desert — we see that Gomez is dead. Hank has been hit in the leg, out of ammo, but it is still very much alive. As Jack prepares to execute him, Walt begs for his life. First he tells Jack that he’s his brother-in-law — he’s family — that this matter is between them, that he’d even go to jail if that meant Hank could live.

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MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: Enter Sandman- Iron Horse (Metal Has Never Been More Bluegrass)

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I'm a firm believer that if a band does a cover of a well-known song, they must make it completely different from the original to get my attention.

After-all, why would I listen to another version of a song that has already been perfected by a band unless, of course, it meets the above criteria.

And does Iron Horse's cover of Enter Sandman make it through my stringent, narrow-minded view of the musical world?

Absolutely.

I mean, who wouldn't want to see/listen to a bunch of middle-aged white guys with beautiful harmonizing voices pay homage to a metal band that completely destroyed the souls of teenagers back in 1991.

And better yet, Iron Horse did an entire album of Metallica covers called Fade to Bluegrass: Tribute to Metallica back in 2003 which includes a pretty wicked version of Nothing Else Matters that could change your life (if you are a fan of bluegrass, if not, it'll probably just annoy you).

So check out Enter Sandman after the break.

I'm betting you are going to be in the mood for some moonshine right after.

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LOW WINTER SUN: "The Way Things Are" S1E6 (review)

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By Kate McKendry
Frank (Mark Strong) continues his search for Katia (Mickey Sumner), successfully finding her on an adult video chat site.  Katia is shocked, pretends that the connection is bad, and disconnects.

After finding her, Frank has a friend that goes by the name Cable track the physical origin for the URL to the website she was on.


Joe (Lennie James), having taken custody of his daughter, April (Ryan Destiny), enrolls her in that Catholic school he attended as a teenager.

Much to the surprise of the head priest, and April, Joe pays the tuition up front, in full.

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NOSTALGIA GEEK: When The Fat Boys Covered Chubby Checker's 'The Twist'

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Believe it or not, back in the mid 80's there was a period of time when the most popular fashion/nostalgic craze was re-living the late 50's/early 60's through both  fashion and  music. And yes, I was an avid participator in it (I owned a freaking poodle skirt for Christ Sake). In fact, I am not ashamed to admit that I repeatedly danced to The Fat Boys cover of Chubby Checker's The Twist without any sense of irony or self-hatred.

And, looking back at it now, I can easily say that it was probably the only time I was ever truly happy.

It's really kind of sad when you think about it.

Video after the break.

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The Pull List: RED SONJA #3, X #5, CAPTAIN AMERICA #11 & More!

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Check out what I checked out this week.

Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!

Locke & Key: Alpha #1 (Pick of the Week)
Writer: Joe Hill
Artist: Gabriel Rodriguez
Colorist: Gabriel Rodriguez
Publisher: IDW Publishing
Price: $7.99

A few years ago, when I got back into reading comic books on the regular, my peeps at the comic shop told me emphatically to “read Locke & Key and nothing else will matter”.

I was immediately hooked after reading Welcome to Lovecraft, which, after finishing, I rushed to the comic book store and snatched up the rest of the graphic novels.

Alpha #1 serves as the second to last issue of this extraordinary run. $7.99 is kind of steep, but the goods inside are well worth the suggested retail price. The Black Door has been opened at last and Dodge’s army is growing in the shadows of the Drowning Cave.   The clock is winding down and the Locke family are running low on options.

Joe Hill sets a dark tone filled with the right amount of suspense and eccentricity that has been a hallmark of the series. Gabriel Rodriguez’s artwork is truly one of a kind and perfectly complements the narrative. Everything that happens in the cave consumes your imagination as you envision yourself fighting gremlins in a confining and inescapable darkness. "Mind blown" are the words I would use to describe the ending, which makes you wonder with eager anticipation how the final chapter will unfold.

Grade: A

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Contest! Discover Croodaceous Creatures and Win THE CROODS Blu-ray Prize Pack!

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Join the Croods on the journey of a lifetime in the epic comedy-adventure that "has the magical wonder of How To Train Your Dragon" - Jake Hamilton (Fox-TV). When their cave is destroyed, the Croods set out to explore a spectacular landscape filled with fantastic creatures, strange surprises…and a whole new world of adventure!
Throughout their adventure, the Croods encounter tons of unique croodaceous creatures. The beauty of these peculiar animals that they had never seen before amazed audiences across the world. Continue reading below to learn all of the background information on these wild animals, and get to know the Croods’ co-stars on a deeper level. 

Mousephant

The tiny blue mousephant is only 4 to 5 inches in length and is often preyed upon by other larger croodaceous creatures. For this reason, the mousephant uses it’s large ears to hear long distances and tiny trunk to make loud, intimidating trumpet noises. This furry blue animal snacks on a wide array of plants and, as seen in the film, often travels in packs.

Crocopup

Thunk’s favorite animal pal, the crocopup, is a playful reptomammal. Crocopups use their large eyes, sharp teeth, and strong jaws to hunt for food. Although the crocopup is about 200 to 300 pounds with short powerful legs and a strong bite, they still have to be careful of their main predator, the bear owl.

Macawnivore

If you’re a cat person like Grug, the macawnivore would be the perfect pet for you! This 15-foot creature is a speedy hunter that has no known predators from the whole croodaceous era. The macawnivore’s colorful feather body and large saber teeth make it a beautiful sight to see in nature.

Punch Monkey

The punch monkey’s large fists are used for their favorite activity: fighting! Punch Monkeys use their tails as a third hand, and are willing to fight anyone who intrudes on their territory. But, if you offer them any sweet fruit such as a banana, you will be safe from their powerful punch.

Piranhakeet

The piranhakeet is the most frightening creature in the croodaceous environment. Each night, the piranhakeets fly from their underground hiding place in a giant red swarm to find their next source of food. These vicious birds leave nothing behind but the skeleton. However, their fear of light makes them easy to defeat.
And to encourage any would be paleozoologists an opportunity to study these creatures, we're giving away a The Croods Prize pack which includes a Blu-ray and a small Belt plush!

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ELF Facts and Win a Copy of 'THE EAST' on Blu-ray!

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From producer Ridley Scott and directed by Zal Batmanglij comes a taut, sexy thriller starring Brit Marling (Arbitrage), Alexander Skarsgard (TV's “True Blood”) and Oscar® Nominee Ellen Page. Sarah Moss (Marling) is an ambitious new recruit at an elite private intelligence firm. Her first undercover assignment is to infiltrate “The East,” an elusive activist collective that terrorizes corporate leaders who commit crimes against humanity.

The film is said to be inspired by Zal and Brit’s experience of spending some time with an anarchist group briefly during the summer. Lending to that experience were the various eco-terrorist groups and movements in the northwest, such as the Earth Liberation Front. Starting in 1992, ELF as its known began in United Kingdom and quickly spread throughout Europe into the US. Here are important facts you need to know about ELF and its part for inspiring the film, The East.

ELF Fact #1:
How It Came to Be
ELF was founded in the UK, in the city of Brighton by members of a group called Earth First (EF!). Earth First! was described as a movement and quickly notes it is not an organization. EF developed a popular reputation of not overtly breaking any laws in their protests. This led to the creation of ELF, as it was called for those that chose to carry out extreme measures.
ELF Fact #2:
Notable Actions
The ELF garnered national attention with a series of events, most notably, the burning of a $12 million ski resort in the wealthy and famous Vail, Colorado. The reason behind the attack is said to be primarily because the resort was set to expand their property, which in turn, would ruin the last lynx habitat in the state. In a release to the press, it’s stated the elves expressed that business ahead of Colorado’s habitat would not be tolerated.
ELF Fact #3:
What’s In a Name?
Much like the film, the group called themselves ‘The East’. The ELF is also known as ‘Elves’ or ‘The Elves’. The exact definition is the autonomous individuals or covert cells "economic sabotage and guerrilla warfare to stop the exploitation and destruction of the environment".
ELF Fact #4:
If A Tree Falls
Gaining notoriety for its abrasive and destructive tactics, ELF became the subject of the world news and the film world alike. A Sundance winner and Academy Award nominated documentary, If A Tree Falls, investigates the movement through the eyes of one of its members, Daniel McGowan. The documentary includes rare footage and interviews with members of the cell during the height of the movement from 1995 to early 2001.
Learn more about ELF and its history when you watch The East on Blu-ray and DVD, September 17th, and thanks to our friends at 20th Century Fox we're giving away two copies on Blu-ray!

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Riot Grrl Classic 'TANK GIRL' Makes its Blu-Ray Debut Nov. 19th from Shout! Factory


KICKSTART THIS: F*ck Settlers of Catan, What I Want to Play is TERRIBLE THINGS: The Party Game Where Everyone Loses

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I'm getting to be an old bastard (not to be confused with rapper Dirty Ol Bastard) which means that my "Parties" are become more of a "Let's get drunk and play a board game"-type deal. And seeing that most of my friends are also old people, this is becoming a somewhat regular thing.

But I have to admit that I'm getting board with Donkey Kong Jenga, Settlers of Catan and Apples to Apples at this point in my gaming career and instead, I find myself longing for a game that will involve physically and mentally torturing my friends for a couple of hours (which will not, however, incorporate secretions of sexual bodily fluids of any kind...I cannot stress this enough).

And as if the Gods of Horrible Nightmares heard my prayers, a Kickstarter campaign appeared out of no where promising me a card game called Terrible Things: The Party Game Where Everyone Loses that will not only offer me the chance to participate in the very things I am dreaming about doing to my circle of pals, it also contains the promise that the night could end in an agreement of silence over what just occurred on "Game Night".

Fantastic.

But to own this game, you are going to have to pony up an offering to the aforementioned Gods (who go by the names of Jack Bogdan and Rob Hebert) and you are going to need to do this fast, as there is only 8 days left of fundraising and they are going to need your help to reach their goal.

And really, don't you want to give some cash to a worthwhile product so that you and your friends can do this to one another?

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SLEEPY HOLLOW: "Pilot" S1E1 (review)

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By Charles Knauf
So there I was: getting some R&R in Hanoi, doing some Tai Chi in my underpants and listening to The Doors, when Forces of Geek approached me for a very special mission. 

Move silently into enemy territory, heck, into the heart of darkness itself…

The location: network television.
The mission: Sleepy Hollow.
But ladies and gentlemen, when FOG! calls you into service it’s time to haul out of retirement.

Any new major network pilot is always kind of a “gimme.”  Fox, NBC, ABC, and CBS tend to hire top level talent and solid showrunners generally produce a good first episode; especially a show with a lot of advertising… 

… and speaking of, Sleepy Hollow didn’t disappoint. 


 ****Warning: some spoilers ahead****

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A Look Back At the 1984 Television Premiere of STAR WARS on CBS

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Try to imagine a time when cable wasn't readily available to most people and favorite movies didn't always make it to video because the studios were too afraid that people would "share" copies of it with their friends (and by "share" I mean physically handing the VHS tape to someone so that they could enjoy it as well). 

Yeah, we are talking about dark days my friends.

But there was one event that people all over the USA stayed home for back in 1984, an event so spectacular that it required massive viewing parties, phones being left off the hook and an excitement so great that people were literally freaking the fuck out.

That event?

Star Wars being shown on CBS.

And it was such a huge deal that Mark Hamill (AKA Luke Skywalker) introduced the movie in a freaking tuxedo.

You read that correctly, he was wearing a tuxedo.

And after the break you get a chance to see the very intro that made millions of people so ridiculously happy that for a few hours at least, we all forgot that we were living in the 80's.


I think I'm going to cry.

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Revisiting Uncanny X-Men #150—Not Just Another Anniversary Issue

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They say a villain is made more interesting when presented as more than just a one-note song of evil, when shown in varying shades of gray. 

“They” who?  OK, you got me.  There is no “they,” only “I.” 

But I do say that all the time. 

Heck, one of the reasons I found The Walking Dead’s Governor so much better on AMC than in the original comics was because of how he was fleshed out more fully for television to the point where you could even sympathize, perhaps empathize, with him a lot more so than in his comic book incarnation.

So, really, it’s no surprise that one of my favorite villains of all time is none other than Magneto and as I celebrate an anniversary of my own, now writing in my third year of Danger Rooms here at FOG! (not to mention being married seven years to my wonderful Melony), I turn now to one of the most pivotal anniversary issues of the Uncanny X-Men, the legendary #150.

Double-sized at 75 Cents.  I can feel the liver spots exploding...

Stop me if you’ve heard this plot before: the X-Men and Magneto clash due to differences in how mutants should fit into a world where humanity at large hates and fears them.  From the very first issue of X-Men, the champions of integration and eradication have met time and again—and, yeah, I hear you yelling at me to stop; but I’m going to ignore you and keep on going!—neither side able to really see the other point of view which, admittedly, often had a lot to do with them beating the crap out of one another.

And a battle of ideologies is exactly what was on the surface in Uncanny X-Men #150.  So what made this one different?

Yep, that’s a thinker, all right.

Well, this was the first time Claremont really began to dig deeper into Magneto’s backstory, particularly his history as a survivor of the Holocaust.  Up until this point, Magneto was just seen as a big bully, using his mutant powers to destroy humanity without compromise, but now we were getting a peek into what made him tick.  This wasn’t a guy who was mad at humanity just because there was nothing else better to do on a Wednesday afternoon, although, honestly, I wasn’t around back then, so there really might not have been.

No, rather, this was a guy who had witnessed firsthand what could happen when a group of people in power decided that another group of people were inferior.  Bad things.  Very bad things.

One of the darkest moments in human history.

So, Magneto, missing that he was at risk of becoming that very evil that he so rightly despised, wanted to destroy mankind before they could do to mutants what the Nazis had done to those they deemed unfit.

He’s not so cut and dry now, is he?  I mean, you have to at least see where he’s coming from here.  Now, sure, that doesn’t excuse trying to steal nuclear weapons and killing billions of innocents, I get that.  But, at the core, his rationale is one based on a deep, emotional and physical scarring inflicted upon him.  Magneto wasn’t born “evil;” he was a victim of circumstance, and in one issue, Claremont made him a ton more interesting and relatable.


This makes it kind of hard to fault his distrust of people.

In a key moment for his overall character arc, we see Magneto callously kill an entire Russian submarine crew after the Soviets launched a bevy of missiles at him in response to his demand that the world cede to his rule.  I suppose a simple “no thanks” wasn’t really going to get their point across.

The sinking of the Leningrad was a crime that would come up several times over the years, most notably during his trial at the International Court of Justice in issue #200, and during the X-Men Vs. Avengers miniseries and again in the Chris Claremont/Jim Lee launch of X-Men #1 in 1991.

But, more importantly, it’s a second, related moment that helped set the stage for Magneto’s evolution over the years, that of his nearly killing Kitty Pryde and seeing in her presumably lifeless body the corpse of his young daughter that had been killed years prior.

Nothing sobers you up faster like almost killing a kid, apparently.

Although the issue ended with Kitty alive and all parties once more apart, the seeds were already planted.  Years later, at the conclusion of Uncanny X-Men #200, a dying Charles Xavier would go on to ask Magneto to run his school in his absence as he needed to retreat with the alien Shi’ar for a cure (apparently their healthcare system was a lot better than we had at the time) and Magneto would lead the New Mutants for several years before becoming an X-Men foe again.

In the years that followed, Magneto went from would be despot to erstwhile hero, from unrepentant conqueror to genuine penitent and although he has renounced his war against humanity as a whole, all we can do is wait to see if the old Magneto surfaces while on the run from the world in Uncanny X-Men, thanks to the events of Avengers Vs. X-Men.

Either way, these are the things that make Magneto more than a one-trick pony.  These are the things that make him a multidimensional character that can easily survive the test of time.

And, also, a mega badass.              



WORK GOT YOU DOWN? Then Why Not Watch A Livestream Of Frolicking Nigerian Dwarf Goats On Company Time...Technology Is Good

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Look, I get it. Summer is over, you're going to have to wait at least a couple of months before there's a good Holiday that will get you out of the office without you having to use any of your precious vacation days, and your boss is a giant asshat who exists for the sole purpose of making your life miserable.

This is not a good time for you.

But there is something you can do to help make the days go by a bit easier that does not involve a copious amount of anti-depression medication (although, that's kind of nice as well).

You could watch a livestream of Nigerian Dwarf goats frolicking around on The Official Modern Farmer website for a couple of hours on company time and pretend that you are out on a farm in Orr, Minnesota breathing in the fresh air (albeit that air has a pungent poo scent) while the sounds of nature surround you. 

And, since you are already in a pen thanks to cubicle technology, that fantasy is already half realized anyway.

Why Nigerian Dwarf Goats?


Well, because I didn't find a livestream of bunnies or kittens, and goats jump and stuff...is that a good enough reason for you?

Just watch the feed and calm the fuck down.

Source: Popular Science

Cosmic Treadmill: 'THE KNUCKLEHEADS' (comic review)

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Bill & Ted. Jay & Silent Bob. Han & Chewie. Monkeybrain & ComiXology.

True friendships are golden through and through. Trevor K. Trevinski and Lance Powers are roommates who do normal roommate things like watch Cake Boss marathons on Netflix, play video games and eat pizza.

The difference from most of us is, aliens have bestowed a crystal fist to Trevor, allowing him the power cosmic to cheat on GTA: 5 and maybe even fight some bad guys.


The latest digital comic series from Monkeybrain has been released on ComiXology and we’ve taken a look on this Cosmic Treadmill.

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Make EDIBLE KITTY LITTER With AMY SEDARIS

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Party food can either be atrociously hard to make or so bland that people have to eat somewhere before hand in order to coat their stomach with flavor so they can handle ingesting the food offerings.

But thanks to foodie/crafty comedienne Amy Sedaris, you can whip up an easy, delightful box of edible cat litter (complete with chocolate turds) that will raise up your party popularity in such a way that future guests will be clamouring for an invite to your next bash.

And, better yet, it's so easy to make that you can wait until five minutes before the party to throw it together. 

Awesome.

So watch the video below and get ready to start scooping some party food fun.

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Contest! Win 'SINBAD: SEASON ONE' on Blu-ray!

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Arabia in the 8th century. A mystical land of blistering sun, blue sky and golden sand, birthplace of a thousand tales of intrigue and a crucible for heroes. Here, young Sinbad, on a quest for personal redemption, searches for a way to lift the curse that holds him prisoner to the sea. Before this journey of endless peril is over, Sinbad will have battled against enemies so terrible as to strain the imagination. This is a voyage of discovery that will leave viewers wide-eyed and breathless!
And we're giving away three copies!


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Syfy Fills That Missing "Sexy, Female Werewolf" Slot In Their Schedule With 'BITTEN'

THE COMIC LIST: Releases For 9/18/13

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After the jump check out a list of which which comics, graphic novels, toys and other pop-culture merchandise will arrive at your local comic shop via Diamond Comics Distributors.   Please check with your retailer for availability.

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GWYNETH PALTROW Threw An English Garden Party in the Hamptons And You Weren't Invited (Rant)

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To celebrate some sort of collaboration between fashion designer Stella McCartney and her company called Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow threw an English garden party complete with a bevy of rich, bored white people eating minuscule amounts of food and pretending that their lives have meaning (before returning home to commence cutting themselves in order to relieve the pain of contributing nothing to society...I'm only theorizing here).

Now, you may be asking yourself why the hell I am compelled to rant and rave about a woman who I do not know, yet feel free to pass judgement upon, and I completely understand your criticism. And the only answer I can give you is that I have a visceral response whenever I see people flouting a lifestyle (and operating a website) that caters to the belief that over-priced crap somehow equates a "better existence".

When you watch the video of the party below (and yes, she did upload it to her website so that people can see what buying a $50 "hand printed" towel set of an apple and an American flag:


can lead to) you will be able to see what I mean.

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'THE O.C.' Comes To Turkey and Other Unexpected International Television Adaptations

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Med Cezir, or as I like to call it, "The M.C." is headed to Turkish television.  The series, is an adaptation of Josh Schwartz's The O.C. and certainly looks to be an accurate remake (my lack of speaking anything other than English and a little Pig-Latin certainly precludes me from certifying it 100%).


This is far from the first adaptation of an American series by foreign television. Or even the weirdest. Check out some of the many others after the jump.

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