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BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: The Legendary Friendship Necklace Gets A STAR WARS Twist

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I have rarely met a fellow female who didn't, at one point in her life, make the sacred friendship oath with her bestie via the exchanging of the Best Friend Forever necklace.

If you are unfamiliar with this piece of jewelry, it's basically a heart or circle that gets "broken" in two (by design...we don't actually destroy jewelry) and each half goes to the two friends who will, presumably, wear it for the rest of their lives.

It's like the engagement ring of friendship.

But there are those ladies out there who aren't necessarily into the traditional hearts or circles and who just want to pledge their BFF chick love in a way that solidifies their mutual appreciation for their shared Star Wars dorkitude.

And, lucky for them, there's now an R2D2 and C-3PO Friendship Necklace that should help keep that friendship ticking away for another ten+ years at the very least:


Made by Etsy artist RapScallionDesigns and crafted from polymer clay, this ode to Sci-fi's bestest friends ever will surely delight your fellow nerds and your pocketbook ($33).

Now, I don't know about you, but I can't think of a better way to say "I Love You" to my best friend of 38 years (we met when we were one...I'm not that old) than presenting her with one-half of a Nerd Necklace...but I'm pretty sure it will lead to an epic fight over who gets to be R2-D2, which will no doubt result in at least one month of shunning.

Ahhhh....friendhip.

Source: Bit Rebels

Cosmic Treadmill: A Look at 'Classic Star Wars - A New Hope'

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I wonder if Jedi before me woke up with a light saber in their bed like I did today.

Of course mine is a Halloween prop from years ago, I dug it our to do a pose for a project I’m working on.

Also, to the chagrin of my girlfriend, when she isn’t staying over, her side of the bed is filled with comics, toys, guitar picks, my backpack and whatever else I decide to leave there. Right now it’s my well-deserved booty from Boston Comic Con, where I raided the $5 trade paperback bins to expand my collection of classic must read comics on the cheap. My favorite score from the Con?

Classic Star Wars: A New Hope by Roy Thomas and Howard Chaykin.

This six issue series are the first Star Wars comics to exist, written by former Marvel Editor-In-Chief Roy Thomas in an unusual deal for Lucasfilm.


The rights were offered for free to Marvel so long as the first two issues hit the stand to raise awareness of the movie. No one knew the comic or the movie would be successful of course!

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WTF TUESDAY EDITION: You Know What The World Needs? A Video of A Woman Clog/Belly Dancing To 'Kiss Them For Me' By Siouxsie and the Banshees

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There are a lot of reasons to go online, but none so noble as looking for a completely random video that someone mistakenly posted to YouTube hoping to be discovered.

And this, my friends, is one of those videos.

And it is truly awesome.

Watch and be inspired...video after the break.

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Summer Movies 2013: A Look Back

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As the dog days of summer drag to a close, let’s take a look back on one of the weirdest movie seasons in memory, when humongous “sure-fire” blockbuster wannabes bombed embarrassingly, anticipated sequels and reboots were hit-or-miss, and dependable marquee stars and acclaimed directors failed to attract enough fans.

Even the most successful movies that scored with critics and audiences had their fair share of detractors, and it’s fair to say the most memorable thing about Hollywood’s Summer of 2013 was the steady supply of news flashes concerning future sequels.


Let’s begin there.

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TEAM FORTRESS 2 Parodies Mulan's "I'll Make A Man Out of You"

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I'm not a crazed Team Fortress 2 fan (except for Heavy Weapons Guy...he's awesome) but I will admit to enjoying this parody of I'll Make A Man Out of You from Disney's Mulan.

I don't know, maybe I'm just tired or something.

Video after the break.

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LOW WINTER SUN: "No Rounds" S1E3 (review)

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By Kate McKendry
“No Rounds” begins with Joe (Lennie James) in church, reflecting on the crimes he committed with his deceased partner, Brendan McCann.  We learn Joe had told the truth to Frank (Mark Strong) in the previous episode when he says that Katia was still alive. While cutting up a body, Brendan tells Joe he needs to shoot Katia and put her in the river or else he’d kill Joe.

Instead, Joe brings Katia over the border to Canada and tells her that she is supposed to be dead and that if she ever contacts Frank, or anyone else back in Detroit, that he would kill her.


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THE COMIC LIST: Releases For 8/28/13

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After the jump check out a list of which which comics, graphic novels, toys and other pop-culture merchandise will arrive at your local comic shop via Diamond Comics Distributors.   Please check with your retailer for availability.
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YOUR MAN: Well, This Is Certainly One Of the Weirdest Animated Shorts I've Ever Seen

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Sometimes an animated short film pops up on your computer that has the power to boggle the mind, and Your Man by the creative multi-discipline Dublin studio Pearsmiths is such a film.

Designed to look like a 1980's videogame and stuffed full of weird images like giant killer Mime robots and cats that shoot lasers out of their eyes, this is one truly fantastically fucked-up short.

Seriously, it's gonna hurt you on several levels (nostalgically, emotionally and visually).

But don't worry, it's the good kind of hurt.

Video after the break.

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Autonomy of a Failed Show: The Agreeableness of ‘THE NEWSROOM’

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Let me start this post with a preface: I’m not trying to jump on The Newsroom bashing bandwagon. I watch the show because I really want to like it. But during last week’s episode the fundamental problem with it became clear to me, prompting this post.

It’s not the clichés, weak characters, or reanalyzing what was once breaking news.

The show is tanking because all of the characters are morally perfect, always on the right side of an issue.

There’s not conflict between them, and as a result, no debate of the issues the show tackles. 


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The AMSTEL PAUSE VENDING MACHINE Will Spot You A Brew If You Can Stay Still For 3 Minutes...I'm On My Way

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In order to get people to take a few minutes out of their day and relax, the Dutch brewery company, Amstel, created a vending machine that dispensed FREE BEER to those people who could manage to spend three minutes without looking at their phone or fidgeting around.

All you had to do to get an ice cold beer was push a button, stand on the circular spot directly in front of the vending machine (where a camera could monitor you) and, if you managed to chill for 180 seconds, a can of Amstel would be released for you to enjoy.

Of course, this brilliant advertising campaign is taking place far from the US (as usual) where I can't easily participate so, naturally, I have constructed my very own "Take Time For Yourself" vending machine made out of my refrigerator and my kitchen timer.

All that is required is to stand in front of the fridge for three minutes without moving (which is ridiculously easy for someone with no drive) and then reach in and pull out my own beer (my reward is Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin Ale...it's my favorite fall beverage, and it's brewed in the next town over from me).

While it's probably not exactly the same kind of feeling as getting a free beer handed to you by a vending machine, at least it feels like I've won something.

Video of the most beautiful vending machine doing it's thing after the break.

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Ace of Records: We Know

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By Jessie Lynn
















How many punk bands can you think of who wear suits and fancy dresses on stage, and encourage their fans to do the same? How many punk bands can you think of who reference in their songs topics as varied as astral projection, Peter Lorre, Paul Robeson, The Master and Margarita, The Wild Party, Dante Alighieri, Leni Riefenstahl, Cabaret, The Three-Penny Opera, Philip K. Dick, and The Great Pumpkin? How many punk bands can you think of who sound less like punk and more like a circus cabaret jazz swing klezmer goth calypso ska orchestra, but whose ideals and energy are more punk than the crustiest d-beat band living in your local squat? I can only think of one: the World/Inferno Friendship Society.

This summer marked three anniversaries in one, for me: eleven years since I first heard the World/Inferno Friendship Society, ten years since they became important to me, and nine years since I first saw them live and became, dear gods, an Infernite. It seemed like a perfect time for me to write a column about the World/Inferno Friendship Society, and to maybe get you, dear reader, hooked on my favorite band and have them ruin your life, too. Yes, WIFS ruins lives, but I mean that in the best possible way.

The way I've arranged the songs in this column is a bit of a return to the old Mix Tapes from the Midwest format, but it's not supposed to be a mix tape. Consider it my ultimate World/Inferno setlist: if I could have them play any songs at one of their shows, these are the ones I would choose. Which is also why I've only included one song from their most recent LP - it's not that I don't love many of the songs on that album, but the songs in this column are ones I've lived with longer and love more. Also, there's no companion podcast this time - I'm on vacation, away from that sort of technology - which is why I've embedded videos.

Initially, I thought this column would go in a more traditional sort of direction. I thought I'd tell you how each song sounds, and fill you in on the long, strange history of the band. While writing the rough draft, though, I realized that I didn't want to write about all that. First of all, it's impossible to sum up their history, because there are so many stories about World/Inferno and how they got their start, most of which are lies...er, legends. Second of all, it's impossible to sum up the sound of their music in words, at least it is for me, and perhaps that means I am not very talented as a writer. All I know how to tell you is how the songs make me feel, and the legends of my own life that they remind me of. If the stories interest you, if they remind you of your own stories, maybe you'll buy some of WIFS' records, sit down and listen to 'em back to back if you can, live inside the songs for a while. And after you do that, hopefully you'll go see 'em live. See them live, and then you'll know. (We know. We know. We know.)

I don't want to exaggerate the Inferno's importance in my life, but I don't want to downplay it either. I fell hard for them because they gave me an excuse to indulge in all my bad ideas and do foolish things, and because they helped me fall back in love with punk by showing me that punk could be so much more than "1-2-3-4! Fuck the system! Oi oi! 40 oz.!" And since then, well, they've been there to send me off into each new chapter of my life, and to reaffirm for me that I shouldn't quit living my life, shouldn't quit doing foolish things; to reaffirm for me that it's more than okay to be my intoxicated, anarchistic, witchy self. Oh, World/Inferno. Because of you, I've met a lexicon of friends and enemies. Because of you, I've been watched by the government. Because of you, I've been hungover and heartbroken. But all of those things probably would've happened without you, you just happen to be a convenient scapegoat. So cheers! To bad ideas!

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HANGIN' WITH THE HOMIES Car Air Freshners Will Give Your Minivan A Gangsta Vibe

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If you came of age back when N.W.A hit the airways, bringing hardcore rap into the bedrooms of white-bred suburban girls who, for whatever reason, felt a certain kinship to the power of anger-driven poetry set to crushing beats, then perhaps you might be interested in purchasing some car air fresheners that are a reminder of those long ago days when you would blare Fuck Tha Police during your mom's social get-togethers out of spite.

The Hangin' With the Homies line feature Easy-E (scented like Apple), Dr. Dre (Black Ice) and the video vixen Darlene Ortiz (Vanilla), who's iconic pose from Ice-T's Album Power, caused massive controversy at the time (I don't know, something about her outfit and the gun, I think)...and yes, more are on their way. 

Each air freshener will run you $5, or you can get the entire series one pack:


For $10.

Your minivan is going to smell so chronic.

Source: Uncrate

Disney DuckTales Remastered (video game review)

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Review by PJ Hruschak

Reviving old properties is an effective way to try and cash in on nostalgia. Case-in-point is Capcom's recent release of DuckTales Remastered, a modern-day makeover given to a late-1980s game based on the popular animated television series.

OLD IS NEW AGAIN

The original, simply titled DuckTales, was a virtual masterpiece of the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) era. It included relatively innovative design elements including (semi) non-linear gameplay and multiple endings based on your stats. It was also able to escape the curse of licensed products in that it was actually an enjoyable experience while being faithful to Disney. (Unheard of, I know.)

A look at the classic game.

When we hear something has been "remastered," that typically means original elements were re-recorded - often visual and/or audio - to give the purest, closest to the original experience possible, fixing issues that crept into the version consumers experiences.

For video games, however, remastering really means replacing, re-doing or otherwise recreating with more modern techniques. Often this means simply adding polygons and rendering things out at a higher resolution (and maybe adding some sound effect and a better compression algorithm for the audio).

For DuckTales Remastered, however, Capcom, has taken a much, much more aggressive approach.

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You Have Just Five Days To Stream the BBC Radio Play Based On Pink Floyd's 'DARK SIDE OF THE MOON' For Free...So Get Going

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Last night BBC Radio aired a radio play (written by the great Tom Stoppard) based on Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and, if you are a fan of the trippy album and of radio plays (and I don't see why you shouldn't be), you have only five days to stream it for free.

And you totally should.

If you are unfamiliar with the concept of radio plays they are simply television for the inside of your head, so don't freak out when you get sucked into a vivid world of acting and sound effects that feel like an intense waking dream...after-all, this is how your great-grandparents (and maybe grandparents) dealt with not having the television invented yet.

Click HERE for the radio play.

And hurry, you're not going to want to miss it.

Source: Open Culture

FIVE GHOSTS to Become Ongoing Series


SWAG A-GO-GO: reviews for stuff you should check out

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Here at FOG! HQ lots of cool stuff comes in, giving us the opportunity to check out some merchandise, that to be completely honest, we think you should check out!

This time out we've a bunch of t-shirts (a necessity, especially when they are this cool), a unique addition to any pop culture lovers couch, an iPhone case you might fall in love with and a laptop case that is sure to impress.

G-Form X-Protect Case for iPhone 4S/ 4 - Yellow

I'm paranoid about breaking my iPhone.

As amazing a device as they are, they are ridiculously fragile, which is why I was excited to try this case.

Prior to this I used an Otter Box Commuter which claims to be indestructible and thankfully offers a full replacement warranty it's first year.

I've gone through three cases.

Keep in mind, I'm not dropping my phone from a construction site or kicking it, just the occasional fall off of the desk.  Thankfully, the phone is in terrific shape, but the same thing can't be said for the case.

As for the G-Form X-Protect Case, I'm pretty impressed.

It's considerably less bulky than the Otter Box, but seems to be as good a protector and rather than being assembled out of "indestructible" plastic, it's a patented foam that becomes unbreakable and shock absorbing upon impact.  The only downside is that the yellow foam has the color applied and it rubs off revealing the black foam underneath.  I recommend going with a solid color.  Highly recommended, especially if you are as paranoid as I am.

(sample provided by Mobile Fun, home of iPhone and iPad Mini accessories)


Heroes and Villains Cushion

This awesome cushion is without a doubt one of the coolest items on the planet.

And since it's unlicensed I can tell you that Darth Vader, Iron Man, a Tusken Raider, Burt Ward as Robin, Kamen Rider, Boba Fett, Bossk, Yvonne Craig as Batgirl, RoboCop, Red Power Ranger, Adam West as Batman, C-3PO, The Green Power Ranger, a Storm Trooper, Spider-Man and Skeletor are not depicted on it.

This 16 3/4" x 16 3/4" 100% vegan fully machine washable and 1000% must have.

The perfect item for your own home or for your geek friends.

And, it's soft and cuddly.

(Sample provided by Firebox, Home of The Coolest Things You Can Buy)



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SEND YOUR LITTLE ONE Off To School In Style With The R2D2 Lunch Bag! It'll Make Eating The Crap You Make More Palatable

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I 'm not a parent so I don't know if the hierarchy of the cool lunch box in elementary school is still as pervasive as it was back in the 80's, but I'm just going to assume it is for the purpose of this post. Which, of course, is all about sending off your devil's spawn to a new school year with probably the most awesome lunch bag known to humankind...R2D2.

Now, I don't want you to blow your load too early here, but this thing also has lights and sound so your child can easily annoy the lunch ladies during the greatest mid-afternoon break a kid is legally required to have, and, it's big enough to hold a sandwich, a juice box, and a snack which keeps everything in portion control so your kid won't blow up to Jabba the Hutt-size.

Win-Win.

So order it now and get it shipped to your home in time for the opening bell next Tuesday (people still start school after Labor Day right?), your kids will thank you.

Source: Kid Crave

JAMES SPADER is ULTRON in THE AVENGERS 2

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Ending speculation that Paul Bettany's Jarvis would portray the big bad in the upcoming The Avengers sequel, Marvel Studios has announced that Emmy Award winning actor James Spader will portray Ultron in the 2015 Summer release.

Press release after the jump.

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Holy Geek Outrage, Batman!

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These past few days, I have been embarrassed for my geek brethren.

See, I am very used to being the only black face in the room and getting asked about black stuff. And I am used to being one of the few out geeks in the room and getting asked about geek stuff.

But the black stuff usually outweighs hearing about geek stuff.

Except for this past week, all because of Ben Affleck.

"You white, then you Ben Affleck."

And if there's any time I have regretted being a geek, it's less when I am forced to discuss Ben Affleck being cast as Batman, but witnessing the reaction to it.

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'EVERY YOUNG MAN'S BATTLE': A Self-Help Movie About Resisting Soul-Destroying Porn That's More Disturbing Than Watching Actual Porn

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Full Disclosure: I watch porn. Not everyday or anything, but I have Cinemax and well, that's pretty much the only thing on it that's watchable, so yeah, I'll spend a few minutes of my life watching Skin to the Max and enjoy beautiful people doing things to other beautiful people...then I take a nap.

But I know that for some people the temptation to put porn on a permanent loop can sometimes be so great that their entire lives are at the mercy of some couple doing it and they really want some help to overcome the addiction...however, I'm pretty sure that the religious-based Every Young Man's Battle is not the way to go as it is severely more creepy that watching a marathon of soft-core pornography about grandparents slamming one another in a nursing home.

For starters there's a Ginger Michael Bublé who looks as if he's about to burst into song during one part of the trailer while an oddly upbeat song begins and ends suddenly. There's a really weird Ned Flanders-type who has a porn/molester mustache who seems to want boys to call him DAY OR NIGHT (and at the end when Ginger Michael Bublé goes to his house, the door shuts behind him really slowly which makes you think that GMB might have been better off wacking it to internet porn that showing up to this guy's house in the middle of the night (and what's with the lyrics "innnsiiiide ooouut" playing over the slowly closing door? Is the kid about to be turned inside out?...shudder).

Also, all the editing is weird, they call beer "Buzz Juice" and nothing makes sense. So, you should probably watch it several times in a row in order to appreciate just how FUCKING OFF-PUTTING this whole thing is.

God, I need to watch some porn just to cleanse myself of this video.

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