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COOKIE MONSTER Covers Icona Pop’s “I Love It” And Yeah, It's All About Cookies

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Oh Sesame Street, is there anything you can't do?

The single greatest Sesame Street Musical Parody (This Week) after the break.

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LARRY KING'S Top 10 Superheroes

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Larry King drops his top 10 favorite superheroes via YouTube's Geek Week and although none of them are all that surprising, it's still nice to see the man who cameoed in Ghostbusters, nerd it up a bit.

After the break is his list, so check it out.

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Machinima's HappyHour Predicts How 'BREAKING BAD' Won't End...

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As the countdown to the final season of Breaking Bad continues, would you like to see six ways the show would never end? Everything from Doc Brown's DeLorean to the most expensive neurological procedure known to man are proposed for Breaking Bad's highly anticipated season six finale that can be seen in a new video on Machinima's HappyHour channel. 

These six absurd endings for Breaking Bad are here in this HappyHour original animated short. Known mostly for video game parodies, Machinima's HappyHour brand is beginning to broaden its scope to include television and movie parodies as well.

Movie Trailers Galore!: 'Thor: The Dark World', 'CBGB', 'Enough Said', 'Her', 'The Counselor', 'Ender's Game', 'American Hustle', 'Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa', 'Machete Kills', 'Lone Survivor', '12 O'Clock Boys'

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What's after the jump?

Trailers galore! Check out the latest from Natalie Portman, Bradley Cooper, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, James Gandolfini, Jennifer Lawrence, Brad Pitt, Amy Adams, Alan Rickman, Christian Bale, Cameron Diaz, Chris Hemsworth, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Javier Bardem, Rupert Grint, Mark Wahlberg, Michelle Rodriguez, Johnny Knoxville, Viola Davis, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Penélope Cruz, Charlie Sheen, Malin Akerman, Anthony Hopkins, Catherine Keener, Ben Kingsley, Jessica Alba, Joaquin Phoenix, Danny Trejo, Michael Fassbender, Abigail Breslin, Sofia Vergara, Eric Bana and Ashley Greene.


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Contest! Win 'Uwe Boll Presents ZOMBIE MASSACRE' On DVD!

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A bacteriological weapon developed by the U.S. Government to create an army of super soldiers spreads an epidemic, turning the citizens of a quiet Eastern European town into mutated zombies. All citizens have become infected. In order to conceal the outbreak, a plan is hatched to detonate an atomic bomb inside the local nuclear power plant and pretend that a terrible accident occurred. No one has to know the truth. But when a team of mercenaries is put together to carry out the mission, they must first wage war against the horde of monsters in order to succeed. Who will survive in this ZOMBIE MASSACRE, presented by Uwe Boll (In The Name of the King, Bloodrayne) and from Marco Ristori and Luca Boni, the directors of Eaters.
 And we're giving away three copies!

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Dangers of Video Games

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The rise of video games over the past couple of decades has caused a lot of discussion and uncertainty regarding the damage that excessive gaming can cause.  Today, most children have games consoles and internet connectivity growing up and this has had a significant impact on the way the youth in general spend their time.  Children used to spend their time outside with their friends, playing sports and socialising and this has changed a lot over the years, which is an obvious cause for concern.

The games which are released today are effectively designed to be addictive, making consumers play them more and consequently spend more on the product.  Gaming addiction is undoubtedly a rising problem and has a number of major symptoms.

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PLANES (review)

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Review by PJ Hruschak
Produced by Traci Balthazor-Flynn
Screenplay by Jeffrey M. Howard
Directed by Klay Hall
Starring Dane Cook, Stacy Keach, Priyanka Chopra, Brad Garrett, Teri Hatcher, Cedric the Entertainer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Roger Craig Smith, 
Gabriel Iglesias, John Cleese, Carlos Alazraqui, 
Val Kilmer, Anthony Edwards, Colin Cowherd, Sinbad, Oliver Kalkofe, Brent Musburger

Disney / Rated PG


There seems to be a bit of pre-emptive agita concerning Disney's latest animated feature film, Planes.

Yes, it is set in the world of the Cars movie-toy-animated-shorts franchise which took heat for Cars 2's seemingly apparent product pandering.
Yes, it stars an array of easy-to-merchandise colorful international  characters.

Yes, if features the voice of uber annoying "comedian" Dane Cook.

Yes, there is already a sequel in the plans for Planes (titled Planes' Fire & Rescue).

And, yes, it even has a one-word, vehicle-based title.

But these are just some of the potentially biasing preconceptions that need to be put aside when trying to objectively review a movie.

So, uh....

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BLUE SKIES ARE A 'COMIN: Get Ready for 'Breaking Bad's Final Season By Baking Up A Batch Of Walter White's Rock Candy

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With Breaking Bad's final episodes starting in just a few days, I'm sure that there's going to be a bunch of people heading out to viewing parties, all psyched for drinks and nosh that will go well with the story of Walter White.

As a host it is important to make this event memorable, after-all, if you can't throw a decent final season premiere party, there's little chance that people will ever come to another one.

But fear not, for at this fete it won't matter if you parcel out half-frozen pastry-puffs and watered-down alcoholic punch because once you hand your guests their very own baggie of Crystal Meth Rock (candy), as a party favor, no one's going to care too much about the horrible food (next time, just head to Popeye's chicken and load up on the mixed buckets and sides, people love it).


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Triple Shot: SIDEKICK #1, LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT #11, SUPERIOR FOES OF SPIDER-MAN #2

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JMS takes on the dark twist of a superhero sidekick plunged in to the depths of despair after the assassination of his hero in Sidekick #1, Paul Jenkins returns to Batman in Legends of the Dark Knight #11, and Nick Spencer’s misfit Scooby game of super villains are still one short of being Sinister until the Punisher shows up!


SIDEKICK #1
WRITER: J. Michael Straczynski
ART: Tom Mandrake
Publication Date: August 7, 2013
Price: $2.99
Publisher: Joe’s Comics / Image Comics
UPC: 70985301407200111
Buy it HERE


We’ve seen the fall from grace story a few times recently, in fact these are some of or favorite superhero books.

From Irredeemable to The Mighty and The Boys we see a super being turning bad and turning on the world he’s sworn to protect.

This most recent JMS superhero story focuses on Barry Chase aka Flyboy—sidekick of The Red Cowl.

At a parade in his honor, The Red Cowl is assassinated and Flyboy is left alone. Chase is left living in a tenement apartment trying to fund his career with Kickstarter, seeking the company of prostitutes, and staging saving the day with fake crimes for his public reputation.

Needless to say, life sucks when you are a sidekick and are living under the shadow of the hero you served with, even when that hero is gone. Things aren’t looking up for Flyboy as he struggles with his identity in Sol City.

Straczynski’s return to comics is strong with this title and Ten Grand. Here’s to hope he continues his streak with The Protectors in November.


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The Sweetest CRAIGSLIST "Missed Connection" Ever Written

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illustration by Sophie Blackall

The Craigslist Missed Connection section is all about hope and possibility.

Sometimes the ads are as simple as "Hey, saw you in the gym. Wanna make out" to the kind of unabashed longing that can break your heart and have you rooting for the two strangers to meet, fall in love and live happily ever after.

But the following Missed Connection is just a love story, one imagined or experienced that led to this tale of missed opportunity and regret.

There is a moral here, maybe one that we should all heed when it comes to matters of the heart, but regardless, who would have thought that something so beautiful would be hidden between other glances at strangers.

I guess that's how love really is...sometimes hidden, but there if you really look for it.

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Why The Games Industry Is Like An Un-Evolved Pokémon

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Video games of our childhood, no, of our infancy were incredibly simplistic what we would now call puzzle games.  However, as the hardware and design and game mechanics evolved an evolutionary step was taken and the highest selling games such as Pong and Pac-Man were replaced with more complex 2D side scrollers, fighters and racing games.

The next evolutionary step came with 3D.

I'm not talking games because the very first one of those was on the Sinclair ZX81 in 1971 and was called 3D Monster Maze, rather I mean 3D in the game engine sense, the rise of first person shooters and such.

Wolfenstein - where else could you fight Hitler in a mech-suit?

Wolfenstein and other first person shooters filled my teenage years and I would spend hours playing them.

Some were technically 2D engines layered cleverly to give the illusion of 3D, Doom is an example of this but it paved the way for 3D engines and led to Id Software creating their first actual 3D engine title, Quake.


Then began a long slow process in converting popular franchises, formats and genres into a 3D environment.

Despite how popular earlier games like Doom, Wolfenstein and Quake were (and other less known pioneering titles that came before them) media attention was awarded to the successful 3D-ising of Mario in Super Mario 64 and thus, games continued being adapted in this vein, with new titles incorporating better graphics and visuals due to their updated game engines.

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Frightening KFC Ad From the 1960's Make It Very Clear That Colonel Sanders Was A Little Unhinged

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Nostalgia usually takes on a rosy glow that makes one feel nostalgic for a "better" time, but this KFC ad, starring Colonel Sanders, has the opposite effect, it makes you frightened and yes, a little gassy (followed by diarrhea).

I would say more but I think you should just experience it for yourself.

Whatever is in those 11 herbs and spices, I don't think I want to know after watching this.

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I Robot, You Robot, We Are Scream for Robots

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Let's face it, whenever we are watching a sci-fi movie or TV show, or reading a sci-fi comicbook, there is one thing that gets most of geek culture off, and that one thing is, of course, the robot.  Well, okay, it is probably more often the hot, scantily-clad, green or blue skinned space babe, that gets most of our attention, but that is another tale for another day.

Right now, we are here to talk about robots, robots, robots.

There have been things we would consider robots since time immemorial.  Fictional characters such as Talus from Spenser's The Faerie Queene or Olympia from Hoffman's The Sandman, could both be construed as robots, even if the word did not even exist yet.  Even beings such as Judaism's The Golem or Finnish mythology's Kalevala, and its women bathed in gold, have robotic qualities to their tales.


Then again, characters such as Tik-Tok from L. Frank Baum's Oz books, were what we think of as robots, but truly, the robot came about in, of all places, Eastern Europe of the 1920's.

In 1921, the Czech novelist and playwright, Karel Capek, put on a play called R.U.R.  The title was an acronym for Rossum's Universal Robots, and the play is important in the science fiction pantheon, for being the first to coin the term robot.


In hindsight, Capek's robotic characters were more akin to the more modern term of cyborg, just proving how far ahead of his time the Czech writer truly was.

Later that same year, the world saw the release of the Italian sci-fi film, The Mechanical Man.  It was silly and quite ridiculous, but it did start the so-called ball a-rollin'.


A few years later, the iconic German filmmaker, Fritz Lang, would move the idea of the robot even further, and dare we say, made them a bit sexier, in his classic film, Metropolis.  With his golden calf, the robot Maria, played by Brigitte Helm, Lang took the robot to a whole other level.


Robots would be a major part of most of the sci-fi serials of the 1930's and 1940's, including Buck Rogers, Flash Gordon, and even Superman, but it was the 1950's, the veritable hey day of science fiction cinema, that would catapult the cinematic robot to new heights.

The 1950's would bring two of the most iconic robots ever on screen.


Gort, from 1951's The Day the Earth Stood Still, and Robbie the Robot, from 1956's Forbidden Planet, would make any self-respecting sci-fi geek's robotic "best of" list.


The decade also saw the release of Robot Monster, considered one of the worst films ever made.


1968 would bring around one of the most charming, yet most terrifying robotic visions.

HAL 9000, from Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey, is easily one of the best robots in film history.  


Robots also found the way into other mediums.  TV saw such characters as The Jetsons' Rosie the robot, Hymie the Robot from Get Smart, and Astro Boy himself.  In the comic world, there have been such characters as Marvel Comics original Human Torch, Ultron, and The Vision, DC's Metal Men, Brainiac, and The Red Tornado, and any slew of Doombot or Micronaut or Transformer or Sentinel or what have ya.  You can always toss in Dr. Who and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, while you are at it.

Then 1977 happened, and a whole new version of robots were created - the droid.

With the advent of Star Wars, droids, obviously short for androids, were born. C-3PO and R2-D2 are two of the most famous robots in cinematic history. 


After this we got everything from The Terminator to Alien's Bishop to The Iron Giant (actually based on Ted Hughes' 1968 novel, The Iron Man) to the Cylons to Lt. Commander Data to WALL-E to Futurama's Bender, to even K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider.  Yeah, that's right.


In 2003, The Robot Hall of Fame was opened.

It houses both real-life robots such as the Mars Rover and Sony's pet dog, AIBO, and fictional robots such as Gort, C-3PO & R2-D2, WALL-E, and HAL 9000.

I could go on and on, almost forever, mentioning such notable robots as Hector from Saturn-3, Mechagodzilla, the bots from Westworld, and Huey, Dewy & Louie from the 1972 film, Silent Running, but time is short, and robots are many.

What are your favorite robots in pop culture?

For ideas, check out Total Film's 50 Best Movie Robots.

THE BRIDGE: "The Beast" S1E5 (review)

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By Matt 'Quori' Armstrong
In the wake of FBI agent Gedman’s beheading last week and the rescue of a quite alive Maria from the desert, things are stalled.

The killer is acutely aware that Maria survived; I’m willing to bet he is none too pleased with this. Maria is herself in a coma and not able to speak to what she knows.

In the end Det. Ruiz tells Maria when she does awaken to not cooperate until she gets a VISA to stay in the U.S.

Ruiz also winds up stealing Frye’s phone so when the killer does eventually call, Det. Cross answers.


She hangs up rather quickly, but our killer calls her back...

...at her desk...

...and he informs Cross that the FBI knew all about Gedman’s extracurricular activities with Mexican prostitutes.

That’s an interesting development.

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BREAKING CAMP: Running School Camps in Japan is Weird

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Last week, after twelve years in this country, I did something for the first time that's apparently quite the lure for English teachers in Japan, mostly because of the bonus - extra cash — going on a school camp during summer vacation.


In this case it was a three-day affair, attempting to teach a bunch of junior high school girls I'd never before met, without any idea of their English language level and no access to a PC, whiteboards, textbooks or a photocopier.

The lessons were conducted on the tatami-matted floors of their shared rooms at an inn near Yamanaka Lake, and my particular group of nine included the rowdiest and more stubborn members of the entire camp. I had one kid constantly questioning everything we did—sadly in Japanese rather than the language we were supposed to be practicing—along with a grumpy scowler, a girl who thought she was a bird, rivalries, and mood swings galore.

There were tears almost as often as there was laughter.

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IT'S GAMING THURSDAY on YouTube's Geek Week!

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Celebrating the Gaming Thursday portion of YouTube's Geek Week, here's a bunch of famous gamers and cosplay people going bat-shit insane to DJ Cole Plante's, new single Forever (while participating in an EPIC "Let's Play IRL" battle).

So, get ready, it's time to play "Name That Gaming Reference".

10 Reasons to Love Science With NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON

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I never understood why science isn't a more popular subject with people. Who wouldn't want to dive deep into a vocation that has the potential to answer all the questions that have plagued humankind, or allows one the opportunity to solve the mysteries of the universe?

How could we not want to be scientists?

Perhaps Neil deGrasse Tyson, the only man I would consider leaving my husband for, could lay down some interesting factoids via 10 super cool reasons we should all be science whores. 

I know I am.

Watch THE MAN after the break.

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Image Comics Gets SEX-y First Trade Paperback Collection to be Released in November!

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SEX VOL 1: THE SUMMER OF HARD, the first trade paperback collection of the hot new Image Comics series, releases this November. The book will be priced at $9.99 and contains the first eight issues of the controversial and acclaimed series.

Man of Action Studios' Joe Casey and artist Piotr Kowalski are the creators of the best-selling monthly series, which features retired superhero Simon Cooke and his pained attempts to re-acclimate to a normal, civilian lifestyle that he was never that good at to begin with. Of course, in Saturn City, nothing is "normal" and each month SEX delves into its psycho-erotic, urban underbelly — chock-full of former enemies and former allies — with unflinching abandon.

In reviewing the series, Comic Book Resources declared, "Joe Casey and Piotr Kowalski have created a stylish look at an often overlooked part of the superhero genre."

And from IGN.com: "This comic is a really great read, like the kind of stuff we used to get from Preacher, Y: The Last Man, and Transmetropolitian."

Regarding the first trade paperback, Casey said, "It's great to be able to offer this much content for just under ten bucks. This way, we can get even more people paying for even more SEX— and at an affordable price, too! Still not for the kids, though... but everyone of age who's tried SEX so far seems to like it. I know I do."

SEX VOL. 1: THE SUMMER OF HARD trade paperback is suggested for mature readers and will be in stores on November 27. It can be pre-ordered in the September issue of Previews (SEP130552).
 

SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE Arrives July 2014!

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A decision has been reached! After reviewing more than 5,000 Twitter submissions to itsName Sharknado 2 social media contest, Syfy announced that the title of the eagerly anticipatedSharknado sequel is…

SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE

Said Thomas Vitale, Executive Vice President, Programming and Original Movies, Syfy: “Since Twitter played such a huge role in the success of the original movie, we wanted to use that platform to ask our fans to name Sharknado 2. This response is another reminder of how Sharknado has become a pop culture phenomenon. We want to thank all our viewers for their wonderful contributions to keeping up the shark-mentum.”

Sharknado 2: The Second One, which will also be produced by The Asylum, hits land July 2014. The movie will be set in New York City.

In Sharknado, regulars of a beachside bar including owner Fin (Ian Ziering/Beverly Hills90210), bartender Nova (Cassie Scerbo/Make It OrBreak It) and local drunk George (John Heard/Home Alone) teamed up with Fin’s ex-wife April (Tara Reid/Scrubs) to investigate the ecological nightmare that has sharks swimming through the streets of Los Angeles and falling from the skies.

ELYSIUM (review)

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Review by Greg Vellante
Produced by Bill Block, Neill Blomkamp, Simon Kinberg
Written and Directed by Neill Blomkamp
Starring Matt Damon, Jodie Foster, 
Sharlto Copley, Alice Braga, Diego Luna, 
Wagner Moura, William Fichtner

Sony Pictures / Rated R

If anything were to strike you first while watching Elysium, odds are it will be the scale.

A sweeping shot across the futuristic wasteland of Los Angeles makes the city look like one giant, overpopulated trash heap.  Set in 2154, director Neill Blomkamp paints our planet with such apocalyptic despair that one half-expects WALL-E to be picking up the pieces in five to ten years.  The wealthy and privileged live on Elysium, a gorgeous creation in the sky that strongly resembles the cyclical space station of Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey if it were to be blown up and turned into an entire planet.

The result is downright stunning, and through visual prowess alone Blomkamp knocks Elysium— his second feature as one of cinema’s most interesting and endlessly promising science fiction storytellers — out of the ballpark and into another universe.

He delivers, through and through.

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