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Damning with Faint Praise: RANGO

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Rango is a metaphorical chameleon.

He likes to play roles, with his toys in his terrarium playing the rest of the case in his made-up dramas.

Rango is an actual chameleon as well.

He lives in a terrarium, until he gets bounced out of the back of the family car while traversing a desert of the American Southwest.


At the advice of a roadkill armadillo, Rango goes on a quest for the Spirit of the West and winds up in a town inhabited by other forms of desert wildlife. The town needs a new sheriff, and Rango gets himself elected.

The town also needs water, and gradually Rango stops trying to steal water for himself and starts trying to figure out where the water went.

 
 
Verdict
Fast-paced, clever, and visually stunning, and yet…

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IRON-INFUSED SILLY PUTTY Gobbles Up A Magnet Like Your Mom Does to Her Ben & Jerry's Chubby Hubby Ice Cream

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This time lapse video of a piece of Silly Putty infused with the power of iron sucking a magnet into itself is not only strangely hypnotic, it's sort of sexy as well.

Why sexy?

 You know, the whole penetration thing and well...perhaps I should keep these weird thought to myself.
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Symbolism and Biology of the Silicates from THE ISLAND OF TERROR

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The Island of Terror is a underrated classic of Hammer’s B-Movie output.

Overshadowed by the horror remakes and Harryhausen films they funded, but it is definitely worth a look.  It has extremely unique monsters and a climax which belies the goofiness of the monsters’ appearance. 

And it also has Peter Cushing, making it at the very least watchable. 


I talk them up a lot, but they are a cheap effect.  However, their details, their makeup have them in a league above.  On paper, they are amazing and the movie is one of the few I would not mind seeing remade with better effects.  I’ve even confirmed this, as a game master for a roleplaying game, I’ve written up these beasts and thrown them at my players a few times.  They now live in absolute fear of them ever showing up again.  The core is solid, which is ripe for a remake.

Good luck to any who try to get someone on Cushing’s level, but at least it’ll look better.


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GAME OF F*CKS: All the Swearing from 'Game of Thrones' In Just 1:28

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Get your cursing hats on ladies and gentlemen for at this hour we will be spending a most enjoyable minute-and-a-half listening to some eloquent medieval swearing.

Feel free to join along if you know the words.
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JUSTIFIED: "Ghosts" S4E13 (recap)

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By Steve Ahlquist
Nicky Augustine (Mike O'Malley) sends three men after Ava (Joelle Carter), waiting for Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) to arrive so that they can force Raylan to help them kill Drew Thompson aka Sheriff Shelby Parlow (Jim Beaver).

Things don't go great for Nicky Augustine's men.

Raylan decides to go after Augustine, but his justice can only come at the cost of his badge, unless he plays it smart.



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Ryan Gets His Gosling on In ONLY GOD FORGIVES Trailer

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Coming July 19th, Ryan Gosling and director Nicolas Winding Refn (Drive), are back with this visionary Bangkok-set thriller. Julien (Gosling) is a drug kingpin tasked with avenging his brother's death, but a mysterious, unhinged policeman is following his every move.

OF DEATH AND FRAGGLES: Was Fraggle Rock Simply An Outlet For A Death Obsessed Puppet Master?

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Heavy topics like death usually show up in a children's show only when a beloved character has died or the need to educate the young 'uns is sparked by some national tragedy that only Big Bird can properly explain to the 3-6 year-old crowd.

But in the case of Fraggle Rock, the main characters, the Doozers, the Gorgs and even Marjory the Trash Heap are all obsessed with death and dying as if they were born straight from the mind of Woody Allen (I always picture Boober as Alvy Singer so the comparison fits).

In fact, nearly every episode contains references to dying, being killed or wanting to kill something which leads one to question whether or not the entire show was written by a Death Fetishist who just so happened to love puppetry.

Things really are dark down in Fraggle rock (clap, clap).
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The Ancestors Of Video Games

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Believe it or not but there are times when I like to actively step away from my console and indulge myself another form of gaming.  Board games or the ancestors of video games, have been around since Ancient Egyptian times but with video games becoming ever more popular and many gamers opting to play board games on their consoles, should we be concerned that they will eventually become a thing of the past?

Or are they still a contender in the current games market?

I'd like to think that they still have a place in our lives and despite opting to spend the majority of my free time playing video games, I always enjoy playing a good board game! They might be considered old fashioned by some people but unlike cassette tapes, they haven't faded out of existence just yet and I hope they never do.

I'm not only a big fan of board games, I also love card games and table top RPGs - I like to think of myself as an all encompassing gamer!

Bora. Bora

My competitive nature is one of the main reasons I enjoy traditional gaming but I also like the social aspect of them. Board games are a fantastic way to bridge the gap between me and my non video gaming friends.

In the back of my mind, I find myself thinking "Maybe, just maybe, if they like this, I can coerce them into playing a video game with me one day?!"


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HUEY LEWIS (MINUS THE NEWS) Reenacts 'American Psycho' With Weird Al...And It's Bloody Hilarious

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Huey Lewis has always been an enigma. A massively popular singer in the 80's, he could have simply rode the wave of nostalgia across the casinos and theme parks of this great nation, playing to crowds hungry for a bit of the "good 'ole days" while hopped up on corn dogs, alcohol and nickel slots, but no, Mr. Lewis parlayed his talent into bit roles in movies (Short Cuts, Duets, Back to the Future, Sphere) and television while his songs have appeared in virtually every modern day concoction of visual entertainment since 1982. 

Simply put, the man is a dignified vision of awesomeness.

And now here he is, portraying a very Patrick Bateman-like persona for Funny or Die while his victim, Weird Al, drunkenly sits, not realizing that while Lewis is proselytizing about American Psycho, he is about to be chopped into little pieces.

To say I am in awe of Lewis'performance is an understatement.

Watch for yourself.
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THE AMERICANS: "Safe House" S1E9 (review)

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By Morayo Sayles
Oh my Lord, did The Americans bring it this week or what?  All kinds of things that never actually happened in shows happened and my mind is still reeling from the drama of it all!  The show kicked off with Phillip (Matthew Rhys) and Elizabeth (Kerri Russell) announcing to the Paige (Holly Taylor) and Henry (Keidrich Sellati) that Phillip is moving out.


WHAT?! The kids are flabbergasted.  Henry internalizes his pain, while Paige basically lets her parents, or rather her mother, have it.  Then Phillip actually moves out.

I repeat, WHAT?! 


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COOKIES ARE COMING! The Game of Thrones Sigil Cookie Cutters Will Help Align Your Sugar Cookies With Your Favorite House

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Cookies are delicious, as is The Game of Thrones, so why not bake up a batch of cookies that can be aligned to your favorite house.

LANNISTER FOREVER!

Not only will it make noshing during the show more enjoyable, it will also make you feel superior over all the other fans who aren't eating snacks emblazoned with house sigils.

Order your cookie cutters HERE and start baking!

Source: Hi Consumption

ROGER EBERT (1942-2013)

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Roger Ebert, the first film critic to win the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism, has passed away after several battles with cancer.  Just Tuesday, Ebert wrote on his blog that he was pulling back and taking a "leave of presence" after a fall revealed that he had an occurrence of the disease in his leg.

Ebert was a longtime critic for the Chicago Sun Times, and in 1975 he teamed with the late Gene Siskel of the Chicago Tribune on the first television series focused exclusively on film reviews, At The Movies. In addition, Ebert collaborated with producer Russ Meyer, co-writing Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens,  and Up!

A passionate, articulated voice of film criticism, Roger Ebert will be missed. 

TRIPLE SHOT: MISS FURY #1, INDESTRUCTIBLE HULK #6 & HARBINGER WARS #1

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Sometimes triple shot might mean to you 3 shots of espresso over ice, with caramel, whipped cream and salt. 

Before exclaiming “Ew!”, you gotta realize that too much of a good thing is still many good things all jammed into one big awesome thing. 

This week’s stack of comics is the $8 coffee drink of the springtime, worth every delicious penny.


MISS FURY #1

WRITER: Rob Williams
ART: Jack Herbert
COVER: Alex Ross
Publication Date: April 3, 2013
Price: $3.99
Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment
UPC: 72513020398400111
Buy it HERE


The Shadow, Green Hornet, The Spider and more are fighting The Justice Party over in the pulp superhero book, Masks.

They are joined by a proto-Catwoman (Black Cat, Hellcat, take your pick) Miss Fury to add a bit of feline finesse to the team.

Here at the new #1, we’re given a fresh origin story of the character and some insight into her powers.

The story opens in 1943 atop the roof of a museum wherein lies the Rwandan Diamond Crown. Miss Fury takes on a cadre of goons and a time traveling Nazi. She’s saved by Harmon, an O.S.S. (CIA) man who she promptly punches before falling through a skylight and into a time portal, waking up in modern day Manhattan.

At this point we’re given her African safari origin story and hallucinogenic ritual that grants her powers before returning to America to find out her father is dead, leaving Marla Drake all of his fortune. Miss Drake returns changed from her experience abroad and sets her eyes on stealing the crown. The cat burglar gene runs strong in her trope!

The burglar aspect of the story is not the strong point, the real hook is the Butterfly Effect time travel reveal at the end. Why is Miss Fury traveling through Nazi time portals and what kind of world does she confront in the present? Read issue #2 to find out. This book for fans of Black Cat, Catwoman, Doctor Who and of course Dynamite’s Masks team book!


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CROCHET Yourself A Yip! Yip! From Sesame Street

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In the Sesame Street pantheon the Yip Yips range somewhere near the bottom (somewhat like Ganymede, cupbearer of the gods' palace at Olympus- you know, if you are into pantheons and stuff).

But regardless of their lowly stature, they still remain an integral part of the SS universe and should be given props based strictly upon their weirdness (aliens who get really interested in things like clocks and radios).

In fact, the craftastic artiste, Dvortygirl, has created a lovely little crochet pattern of the Yip Yips for those of you out there with some mad needle skillz (and no, I'm not referring to you junkies) who might be burned out on all the Amigurumi geek crap being put out into the universe.


All Hail the Yip! Yip!

(if you are unfamiliar with the Yips, there's a video after the break...be prepared to fall in love)

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PSYCH: "Cirque du Soul" S7E6

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By Morayo Sayles
This week on Psych, Gus (Dule Hill) and Shawn (James Roday) play cool pseudo dad and fabulous uncle to Rachel’s (Parminder Nagra) son Maximus (Mateen Devji). Gus is desperate to make some inroad with Maximus and decides to take the little guy for a day of fun and festivities.

Unfortunately for Gus, his first mistake was taking Shawn’s advice – which of course leads to Gus dragging Maximus around in  an investigation.


What were you thinking Gus?

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BIG ON JAPAN: A Fistful of International Artists Croon The Country's Cultural Praises — AND THEN SOME.

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Recently, I've been doing my best to mimic a literary ostrich since I've had my head buried deep inside assembly of the next novel.

Trouble is I have trouble picturing a big bird with a hardback and a pair of spectacles, wrapped in Harris tweed.

Pretty Amazonia sketch by Juan Andres Saavedra

And I say assembly, because this brute not only deconstructs 1930s detective noir and 1960s Marvel comic book lore, but renovates them together as a conjoined tome over 100,000 words in length — stitched together by 35 images from 28 artists.

Front cover by Rodolfo Reyes
It's the way comic books, after all, work in the real world.


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CARMINE INFANTINO (1925-2013)

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Photograph by Seth Kushner

Carmine Infantino, one of the architects of the Silver Age of Comics, has passed away. 

Both an artist and editor, Infantino also held the position of Publisher at DC Comics 1971-1976.

During his tenure he ushered in the first inter-company crossover (Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man), consulted on both Superman: The Movie and Superman II and brought legendary cartoonist Jack "The King" Kirby to DC from 1970 through 1975.  In addition he oversaw both new bringing new talent to the company including Dick Giordano, Neal Adams and Denny O'Neil; promoted several artists to editorial positions and oversaw the revamp several of the company's biggest icons: Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Green Lantern and Green Arrow.

As an artist, Infantino defined several characters including The Flash, Adam Strange, the "new look" Batman and Robin, Batgirl and Deadman.

In later years, he drew a number of books for Marvel Comics including Spider Woman, Star Wars, and Nova; as well as continuing to do work at DC including Dial "H" for Hero and Red Tornado.

Visit the gallery after the jump take a moment to appreciate the work of this legendary creator.


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Contest! Win DEAD BALL on Blu-ray!

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Baseball prodigy Jubeh Yakyu (Tak Sakaguchi) is the most feared and dangerous juvenile delinquent in all of Japan. After accidentally causing the death of his father with a super-powered fireball pitch, Jubeh swore off baseball, but his life of crime leaves him in the Pterodactyl Juvenile Reformatory, at the mercy of Headmistress Ishihara, the granddaughter of a World War II Nazi collaborator, and her sadistic assistant, Ilsa.

Despite having sworn never to play baseball again, Jubeh is presented with an ultimatum: join the reformatory team, The Gauntlets, in the national tournament, or witness the death of his innocent cellmate. Jubeh is now in a fight for his life against the sexy but deadly "psycho butcher girls" of the St. Black Dahlia High School. These teams are literally playing for blood!

A hilariously offensive, politically incorrect sports splatter comedy, DEADBALL is director Yudai Yamaguchi's follow-up to his earlier zombie baseball classic BATTLEFIELD BASEBALL, and once again features action star Tak Sakaguchi (VERSUS, BE A MAN! SAMURAI SCHOOL). A riotous, over-the-top epic of excess, DEADBALL is the movie for the psycho sports fan in all of us, and more fun than a prison cavity search!
And we're giving away three copies!



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EVIL DEAD (review)

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Produced by Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Robert G. Tapert
Directed by Fede Alvarez
Screenplay by Fede Alvarez, Rodo Sayagues, Diablo Cody
Based on The Evil Dead by Sam Raimi
Starring Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, Elizabeth Blackmore

TriStar Pictures / Rated R

It's pretty hard not to go into first time director Fede Alvarez's Evil Dead without a bit of trepedition.

Among cinegeeks, Evil Dead is a beloved property, which launched the careers of original director Sam Raimi, producer Robert Tapert and star Bruce Campbell.

Now, the trio, who continue to work in mainstream Hollywood both in their own projects and also the occasional reunion, have reunited behind the scenes as producers for the inevitable remake.

But, somewhere along the line, the trio found a unique way to reimagine their "Cabin in the Woods" cult classic; honoring the original while developing a whole new set of characters.

Gone is Campbell's beloved Ash Williams and Raimi's over the top style (though Raimi's old 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 is seen rotting next to the cabin).

Returning is the iconic cabin and the cause of all the trouble, the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, a fleshbound tome that serves as a gateway to hell.

A prologue adds a bit to the mythology before introducing the new characters, childhood friends who reunite at the cabin to assist their friend Mia (a fantastic Jane Levy) to kick her heroin habit.  Joining them is her estranged brother, David (Fernandez).  It takes no time for someone to read the incantation and unleash the evil in the woods before everything goes to hell, literally.

Whereas Raimi played his original film for horror (and the sequel/remake Evil Dead II for laughs), Evil Dead 2013 is perhaps the most intense viewing experience I've ever had.  The palpable tension from the audience in the theatre was invigorating and the Alvarez garnishes the thrills with practical splatter effects to satisfy any gore geek.

Alvarez smartly sets the film in the present and the mere existence of the Oldsmobile infers that this does, in fact, take place thirty years later in that very cabin.  Story beats, which echo the original enough for some to cry remake, can easily be attributed to the Necronomicon itself.

The cast is solid throughout and Jane Levy's possessed is reminiscent of Linda Blair's performance in The Exorcist.  One solid critique is the film isn't scary.  It's intense and often uncomfortable, but there isn't much there in actually frightening you.

But it is fun.

Contest! Win CHINA BEACH: THE COMPLETE SERIES!

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In an era of testosterone-driven Vietnam movies such as Platoon, China Beach, created by award-winning journalist and Vietnam vet William Broyles Jr. and John Sacret Young, delivered the war from a unique perspective: that of the women, military personnel and civilians who were present during the conflict. Set in the Vietnam locale of China Beach, at the “Five and Dime”, also known as the 510th Evacuation Hospital and R&R center, the cast was made up of US Army doctors and nurses, officers, soldiers, Red Cross volunteers and civilian personnel, either on leave or at the end of their tour of duty.

Many episodes and story lines were based on real-life stories of those who served, stories brought to rich life by a supremely talented ensemble cast featuring many actors beginning to make their marks on the industry, including Dana Delany (First Lieutenant/Captain Nurse Colleen McMurphy), Marg Helgenberger (K.C. Koloski), Michael Boatman (SP4 Sam Beckett), Robert Picardo (Captain Dr. Dick Richard) and Ricki Lake (Holly Pelegrino).

The other side of the camera boasted such accomplished talents as multiple Emmy Award®-nominee Writer/Director/Executive Producer John Sacret Young and producer John Wells, who would go on to executive produce “ER” and “The West Wing”. A critically-acclaimed fan favorite during its four year run (1988-1992), the highly touted show and its cast were the recipients of numerous industry accolades and awards including one Golden Globe® for Best Drama (1990), two Best Actress Emmy® Awards for Dana Delany (1989, 1992), a Best Supporting Actress award for Marg Helgenberger (1990), a People’s Choice Award for “Favorite New Dramatic TV Program” (1989), a prestigious Peabody Award, a Humanitas prize, a Writers Guild award, and 29 Emmy® Award nominations in total.
And we're giving away a copy of China Beach: The Complete Series to a Forces of Geek reader!


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