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Another Genesis—Brian Wood Brings Girl Power to the X-Men

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If the X-Men can do anything lately in the Marvel Universe, it’s relaunch their books.  Wolverine, Uncanny X-Force, Uncanny X-Men, it seems every title needs a new volume at a breathtaking clip and now the simply titled X-Men, which just ended after 41 issues, is getting the same treatment, albeit one delayed six weeks until May as of the time of this writing.

Why?  Well, just because.  I mean, we’ve already established that Marvel loves number issues like Charlie Sheen loves crazy.  But, really, what makes this one different?  It’s all about Brian Wood and the choice to make the entire roster, for the first time ever, completely female centric.

If that sounds like a gimmick, let’s be fair—it’s not Wood’s fault.

I said it’s not WOOD’s fault; it might be Woods’ fault for all I know.

Now, any time something like this happens—whether it’s the decision to make the DCnU version of Alan Scott gay, or have a black/Puerto Rican Ultimate Spider-Man, or Muslim Green Lantern—the call of the day has been fanfare.  And lots of it.

It’s not enough to just let things happen anymore in comics; there’s an almost obsessive need to cry, “Look!  Look at me!  Look at what I’m doing!,” and then, moments later, ask in astonishment, “What?  Why’s everyone looking at me?”

It’s Marvel that’s been making a big deal about the cast of the book, and it’s sadly brought out the worst in all sides of fandom, from the men who crassly whine that it’s “reverse sexism” despite a very phalocentric industry, to the women who take female empowerment to embarrassingly ignorant and militant levels, and it’s a damn shame.

This does seem to be the marketing tactic of late…

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TODAY IS KATIE FISHER DAY...Who's Katie Fisher? You're Gonna Want to Read On

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In the summer of 2010 Katie Fisher, 24, was killed in a car accident when an uninsured driver ran a red light. As horrible as that was for her family and friends, the real outrage occurred when her insurance company, Progressive, paid to defend the driver-at-fault to get out of handing over money to Fisher's family (after Katie's brother Matt took to Twitter, Progressive settled).

To make sense of the tragedy and to help reduce his anger at a world that could be so frakking asshole-ish, Matt decided to honor his sister Katie by creating a day where people could show a bit of love to one another through the simple act of giving cookies (his sister baked a batch of cookies for Matt every week while he was at college) to someone special.
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TUESDAY BLUs (& DVDs): This Week's New Releases 3/12/13

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It's Tuesday, which means new titles!  This week's new releases include Hitchcock, Life of Pi, Rise of the Guardians and Smashed, plus lots of catalog titles including Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Willow, Mulan/Mulan II, Star Trek: The Next Generation Season Two, some classic Doctor Who and more!

Hitchcock

Oscar Winners Anthony Hopkins and Helen Mirren are spellbinding in this provocative story about the making of one of cinema's most iconic films. Plagued by both a reckless ego and nagging self-doubt, Hollywood legend Alfred Hitchcock (Hopkins) becomes obsessed with a grisly murder story that the studios won't back. Determined, he risks his reputation, his home and even the love of his wife Alma (Mirren), as he sets out to make the film. Ultimately, Hitch wins Alma over, and the two collaborate to create an enduring masterpiece - Psycho. Also starring Scarlett Johansson, Toni Collette and Jessica Biel, Hitchcock is "a knockout from start to finish" (Rex Reed, New York Observer).

Life of Pi

Embark on the adventure of a lifetime in this visual masterpiece from Oscar winner Ang Lee, based on the best-selling novel. After a cataclysmic shipwreck, young Pi Patel finds himself stranded on a lifeboat with the only other survivor - a ferocious Bengal tiger named Richard Parker. Bound by the need to survive, the two are cast on an epic journey that must be seen to be believed.

Willow

Journey to the far corners of your imagination with Willow, for the first time ever on Blu-ray! Now fully digitally restored, this release features a dazzling array of extras, including new, never-before-seen exclusive content. From legendary filmmakers George Lucas and Ron Howard comes a timeless fantasy tale in which heroes comes in all sizes...and adventure is the greatest magic of all. When young Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis) finds an abandoned baby girl, he learns she is destined to end the reign of the wicked Queen Bavmorda (Jean Marsh). In order to protect the child, Willow must team up with a rogue swordsman (Val Kilmer) and overcome the forces of darkness in the ultimate battle of good versus evil!

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BRAZILIAN SEX DOLL MANUFACTURER Is Auctioning Off the Virginity of Their First "Real-Life" Doll...And Yes, You Read That Correctly

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A Brazilian company that makes dolls to put your wang in, has decided to go the sex-slave route and began taking bids on which despicable human being wants to soil the anal hole of their "Real-Life" Valentina doll first.

And while I completely understand your giggling over the inanity of the situation, I think it's important that you know that the current bid is over $100,000.

Yep, you read that correctly, to crust up a non-living thing, someone is willing to pay more than $100,000 for the privilege.
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Total Bummers
: When Movies Twist The Knife

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Everybody loves a nice happy finale, and we all enjoy being played by a clever twist, but sometimes an untidier and more uncomfortable resolution is inevitable.

A great movie ending has the power to completely pull the rug out from underneath us.

Beyond unexpected cinematic bombshells such as the hero finds out he’s been a ghost all along, or the disappointment that two lovers don’t stay together, or the final reveal of who is Keyser Söze, some movies floor us with a disturbing ending that haunts us long after the credits have rolled.


Such total-bummer endings sometimes pay off with a cosmic cataclysm that truly ends the world as we know it.

Others arrive at an ambiguous and unsettling non-ending, fading out on a note so bleak it feels like the world has stopped spinning.

The entire subgenre of film noir is based on the notion of unhappy consequences, and I’d argue many enduring geek favorites are, more often than not, heavily noir-ish in their own right. Whether we’re shown all-out global Armageddon or we merely end on a notably bad day for our hero, some popular and influential geek favorites contain some of the darkest and most troubling endings you’ll ever see at the movies.

Fair warning: spoilers abound, because we’re talking earth-shattering revelations like when Darth Vader taunts recent southpaw Luke that he’s his father at the cliffhanger of The Empire Strikes Back, tragic outcomes such as watching the Million Dollar Baby get paralyzed and then euthanized, and conflicting resolutions like the end of Thelma & Louise, we cheer their indomitable spirit while watching them drive off a tall cliff.

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SKYMALL: The Soap Opera

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The next time you are on a long flight across the country and need to keep yourself entertained, why not do what Meghan O'Neill does and look to the SkyMall catalog for inspiration.

I'm telling you, this thing is so chock-full of delicious soap opera material that your fellow passengers will feel honored to listen to you talk to yourself.
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The Ultimate Warrior: Yes, He's Better Than You Remember (Though Not By Much)

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"I am burdened with glorious purpose."
-- Loki, The Avengers




In the fall of 2005, World Wrestling Entertainment released The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior, a DVD retrospective painting the former World Wrestling Federation Champion in a less than flattering light.

It sold pretty well, and quite frankly, I was one of the people who bought it. Hell, I even enjoyed it. Self-Destruction was a laugh riot, a collection of anecdotes and videos from Warrior's career, absent any recent reflections from the man himself. It was a total hit piece, reportedly produced because Warrior rebuffed WWE's requests to cooperate on a more balanced documentary.

I must have watched that DVD a dozen times, but I made a crucial mistake while doing so. Many viewers made the same mistake. We bought into it. And why not? It's not as though the Ultimate Warrior was by any means a good wrestler, and his promos were hardly the work of a master on the microphone. Warrior's greatest attributes were his impressive physique and his frightening intensity. Yes, that was the company line, though it was also pretty obvious to those who grew up watching him.

Then again, this was the man who was tapped to succeed Hulk Hogan as the face of the WWF--and as such, the face of professional wrestling. This was a man who somehow captured the imaginations of millions of wrestling fans, especially children and teenagers. This was a man who continues to be remembered fondly, despite his prejudices and eccentricities. And as such, there's a question that bears asking: the Ultimate Warrior wasn't that bad, was he?

The answer is, "Not quite as bad you remember."

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THE FOLLOWING: "Welcome Home" S1E8 (review)

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By Steve Ahlquist
After years in prison, serial killer Joe Carroll (James Purefoy) has escaped and is finally reunited with the son he has had kidnapped by his followers.  Joey Jr. (Kyle Catlett) isn't quite sure of his dad, and Carroll tries to convince the boy by saying he has the ability to be "a rather cool and fun guy - uh, dad," in his creepy English accented serial killer way.


No wonder the kid has no lines this episode.

What is he going to say?

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THE COMIC LIST: Releases For 3/13/13

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After the jump check out a list of which which comics, graphic novels, toys and other pop-culture merchandise will arrive at your local comic shop via Diamond Comics Distributors.   Please check with your retailer for availability.

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BEING HUMAN: "Of Mice And Wolfmen" S3E9 (review)

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By Julie Browning
This episode is a fine example of what this show does best: blend horror with humor and heart.

We open with Aidan, (Sam Witwer) who is languishing as he succumbs to the deadly virus. We get to see him say goodbye to his beloved wife and young son as he goes off to war.

We have to wonder if these flashbacks really foreshadow the end of Aidan, our vampire with a heart.

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Get Your HOBBIT On...

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Purchase the first installment and begin your Hobbit Collection!!! The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey arrives on Digital Download today and on Blu-ray combo pack, Blu-ray 3D combo pack and 2-disc DVD special edition on March 19th from Warner Bros. Home Entertainment.

Unlock a sneak peak of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug on March 24 When You Purchase the Movie on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital Download at Select Digital Retailers!


Plus, Academy Award®-winning filmmaker Peter Jackson will host a live first look at “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug,” the second film in “The Hobbit” Trilogy, on Sunday, March 24 at 3:00 p.m. Eastern/12pm Pacific at www.hobbit.com/sneak. The live event will now include a Q&A with Jackson and fans! Video questions can be submitted beginning March 12 through March 19 on “The Hobbit” Facebook page, or through the Vine mobile app using the hashtag #askPeterJackson. Fans can also Tweet links to video questions using the hashtag #askPeterJackson. The live event will be limited to holders of an UltraViolet™ code, available by purchasing “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey,” which arrives on Blu-ray Combo Pack, Blu-ray 3D Combo Pack and 2-disc DVD Special Edition on March 19. Visit thehobbit.com/sneak for more information.

ONCE UPON A TIME: "The Miller's Daughter" S2E16 (review)

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By Laura Akers
I will not fangirl out…

I will not fangirl out…

Okay, maybe just a little.

One of the great joys about Once Upon a Time is that at the very moment when you start thinking, “Hey, they’ve forgotten about X…” or “How the hell did Y happen in the first place?” the very next episode seems written just for you.

Of course, this is an illusion. After all, it’s the writers who set those questions up in the first place. They’ve been manipulating you to have that exact reaction at that exact moment.

That’s the nature of good writing.

Two things specifically had been bothering me going into this week’s episode, one directly relating to Rumplestiltskin/Mr. Gold and the other…hmmm…a little less so. The first one has to do with Rumple’s backstory. Sure we’ve seen his life before the Ogre War, his loss of his wife and son, and his machinations around the Curse. But while he’s played the Beast to Belle’s Beauty, he’s never really been the Rumplestiltskin of the fairy tale. In that story, he spins straw into gold for the Miller’s Daughter (she’s rarely named in the story) whose father has been boasting that she possesses this skill (which, of course, she does not). So how does that storyline fit within the OUaT universe?

I was beginning to believe they’d forgotten it completely, when voila! we finally get to see Mr. Gold as the actual Rumplestiltskin.


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RIPPER STREET: Season One, Less than Ripping

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By Laura Akers
While American television, reality train wrecks (pardon me, reality television) aside, is experiencing something of a renaissance, some of the very best shows continue to come from the other side of the pond.

Doctor Who (2005) remains one of the best science fiction shows ever.

Downton Abbey is far more compelling than its classic predecessor Upstairs, Downstairs (1971).

Words seem somehow inadequate to express the gift that is Sherlock (2010). BBC America has even created a great American story and exported it back to us in the form of the dark and vital Copper.

Which is why, when I first hear about BBC America’s Ripper Street, my initial reaction was: “This is gonna be great!”


Set in late Victorian England, just six months after the infamous Ripper murders, the show follows the community the Ripper prowled and the cops who failed to catch him—as well as the horrible aftermath of those crimes. Detective Inspector Edmund Reid (Matthew Macfayden), a Freethinker, leads a small force of men--including Detective Sergeant Bennett Drake (Jerome Flynn) and US Army Surgeon and former Pinkerton detective Captain Homer Jackson (Adam Rothenberg)—in trying to police a terrified populace plagued by poverty, violence, and despair.


And based on the recent work of the BBC, I could already see the great costumes, realistic sets, strong acting, and stronger storytelling.

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THE "PACIFIC RIM' Trailer Sweded

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As much as I am looking forward to watching Guillermo del Toro's flick Pacific Rim, I have to say, the sweded version seems pretty sweet as well.

Not that I would actually spend $10 to see a bunch of cardboard characters on the big screen rage war on the humans...well, wait, I did spend that much to sit through Rock of Ages for a bet, so maybe I would. 

Hmmm...so much to think about.
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Are Spoilers Off-Limits for GAME OF THRONES: Season 3?

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The Game of Thrones Season 3 premier is days away, but I have to be a mute because I’ve read the books. My friends don’t want me to say a thing about the show in chance I may not properly filter my remarks and spoil things to come.

This fetishism of wanting to experience movies and TV shows spoiler-free is jumping the shark.


The third book in the A Song of Ice and Fire series, A Storm of Swords, was published nearly 13 years ago; hasn’t the statute of limitations expire (not to mention that since the TV show has become popular, people have had plenty of time to read ahead)?

Where do we drawl the line on the time that needs to pass?


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CELEBRATE PI DAY TOMORROW By Making Agent Cooper's Favorite Cherry Pie

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Tomorrow is Pi day, so if you need an excuse to stay home from work and shove great big globs of fruit-stuffed dough into your gob, then by all means, call in with a severe case of dessert-itis.

And, due to the sanctity of this day, I'm am bequeathing you the recipe for the sweet-ass cherry pie that Agent Copper got a boner for on Twin Peaks (If you're interested in the authenticity of this recipe, you can click HERE to see that it's from the Twin Peaks trading card set) .

Now, let's get baking:
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THE LIST: Movie's Most Memorable Songs

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There I was, minding my business, picking up some groceries when the background music in the store came into focus and I recognized the strains of Eric Clapton’s Layla playing softly in the background.

And immediately what popped into my head wasn’t what I’d be making for dinner tonight, nope, instead it was the image of poor, stupid, Frankie Carbone dead in a meat locker.

Martin Scorsese famously used this classic rock song in his 1990 gangster picture , Goodfellas, and I’m sure that I’m not the only one who can’t hear the song without thinking about the movie. And it didn't matter that Clapton and Jim Gordon’s creation has a well documented life outside of Scorsese’s film, in my (admittedly movie addled mind) the two will forever be linked.

The pairing of the perfect song in the perfect scene does something more than provide some background noise. The right combination elevates the song and the movie, or in some cases, the song fills in a layer of meaning or emotion into the scene. A combination that becomes something bigger than the sum of it’s parts -- and that’s pretty freaking cool if you ask me.

So for this installment of The List, I've provided some of my most memorable song and movie partnerships...

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WANNA FEEL OLD? Postal Service's 'Give Up' Gets A 10th Anniversary Re-Release

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10 years ago I was looking at the beginning of my 30's with the sort of promise and excitement that I once reserved for making bongs. Sadly, I ended up spending this miraculous decade dressed in elastic pajama bottoms watching countless hours of Netflix, until I atrophied in a permanent "laying down" position.

So yeah, you could say that this little reminder that Postal Service's Give Up album is a decade old kinda makes me feel bad inside that I accomplished nothing in the last ten years other than becoming proficient in subtext of The Office.
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JUSTIFIED: "Get Drew" S4E10 (review)

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By Steve Ahlquist
Sheriff Shelby Parlow (Jim Beaver), now revealed as Drew Thompson, is making a run for the border with Ellen May (Abby Miller) in tow.

Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) manages to block his access to his plane and to his escape through an unmarked pass.

With plan A and B off the books, Drew Thompson decides to go with Ellen May's plan.

It's a bad idea.


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